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- It's time for the news, you queers.
- Apple iPhone Voice-to-Text Feature Displays 'Trump' When Users Say 'Racist'
- Watch Live: GAO Leader Testifies on Waste, Fraud, and Abuse
- Watch Live: Hearing on Ending the Weaponization of the Justice Department
- Consumer Confidence Sinks as Inflation Fears Mount
- Hollywood Jews Hit Back Against Pro-Gaza 'Red Hand' Pins at Oscars
- Get All Breitbart News Here
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- Revealed: Anti-DOGE Town Halls Astroturf
- Organized by Soros-funded Groups
- Another Media Hoax Exposed
- Elon Musk holds a chainsaw reading "Long live freedom, damn it" during the annua
- Some media outlets have labeled protests against DOGE as proof voters are against it — but there is reportedly more to the story.
- Report: Media’s ‘Proof’ of DOGE Backlash at Town Halls Was Organized by Leftists
- Report: Leftists Organized Media’s ‘Proof’ of DOGE Backlash at Town Halls
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- 7X Deported Suspected MS-13 Gang Member Arrested for Murder in East Texas Migrant Colony
- 7X Deported Suspected MS-13 Gang Member Arrested for Murder in Texas
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- Jim Jordan: ‘We Are Entitled to Answers’ About January 6
- Jordan: 'We Are Entitled to Answers' About January 6
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- Klobuchar: Trump Voters’ Remorse Is ‘Building’
- Klobuchar: Trump Voters' Remorse Is 'Building'
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- Dem Rep. Smith: ‘Absolute Lie’ Trump, Musk Making Government More Efficient
- Rep. Adam Smith: Absolute Lie Trump, Musk Making Government More Efficient
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- Alec Baldwin After Trump Impersonator Mentions Halyna Hutchins: ‘I’ll Snap Your F**king Nec
- Alec Baldwin to Trolling Trump Impersonator: 'I’ll Snap Your F***ing Neck'
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- Trump Reveals Dan Bongino Picked to Be Deputy Director of FBI
- Trump Reveals Dan Bongino Picked to Be Deputy Director of FBI
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- Federal technology staffers resign rather than help Musk and DOGE
- Federal technology staffers resign rather than help Musk and DOGE
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- More Artists and Celebrities Canceling Shows at Kennedy Center to Protest Trump
- More Artists Canceling Shows at Kennedy Center to Protest Donald Trump
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- Zelensky Claims He Would Resign in Exchange for Ukraine NATO Membership
- Zelensky Claims He Would Resign in Exchange for Ukraine NATO Membership
- Philly NWord Arrested in Virginia After Killing a Man.
- Negroes have long arms, but not as long as the law.
- Cops Bust Negroid Who Smuggled Drugs in Kids Toys to Puerto Rico.
- Spic Bitch on Trial for Voting Illegally.
- Monkey Slapped with Slew of Charges After Struggling During Missouri Officer's Arrest.
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- Samsung Sam
- Samsung Sam is a shitty forced corporate meme when in 2021, Korean electronics company Samsung had rejected promotional materials leaked for yet another shitty AI-powered virtual assistant. Where other companies like Apple and Amazon failed, Samsung took a lesson from Valve and were attempting to tap into the Anime Coomer market. When Samsung finally acknowledged the existence of their abandoned prototype Android Waifu™, Twitter lost their collective sex-addled degenerated minds. To nobody's surprise, a shit load of Rule 34 was made almost instantly and proliferated across the interwebz. Samsung Sam is now the waifu of millions of retarded basement-dwellers who will never get a girlfriend. This basically proves humanity is fucked forever.
- (( FICTIONAL WAIFUS FOR MODERN NERDS ))
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- George I Rákóczi (1593–1648) was a Hungarian nobleman who served as Prince of Transylvania from 1630 until his death. Before acceding to the throne, he was a leader of the Protestant faction in Hungary and a faithful supporter of Prince Gabriel Bethlen. When Bohemian nobles requested military support in their struggles against the Habsburg monarchy, Rákóczi persuaded Bethlen to help and commanded Transylvanian forces in several battles. After Bethlen's death, there were short reigns by his wife and then his brother, but the Transylvanian parliament elected Rákóczi as Bethlen's permanent successor. His reign was notable for his role in the Thirty Years' War, with a campaign against Ferdinand III, Holy Roman Emperor, from 1644 to 1645. After Rákóczi held Upper Hungary and most of Lower Hungary at one point, the fighting was ended by the Treaty of Linz, under which seven counties of Upper Hungary were annexed by Transylvania. This etching of Rákóczi was produced in 1631 by the Dutch Golden Age artist Jan Gillisz. van Vliet, after an earlier design by Rembrandt, Van Vliet's teacher. The illustration is in the collection of the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam.
- Illustration credit: Jan Gillisz. van Vliet, after Rembrandt
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