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- Sir Govan: I assumed infinite control
- ໓Kingpumpkin: :O
- ໓Kingpumpkin: Alright, but can you sing the song you were taught back in calibration?
- ໓Kingpumpkin: 'Daisy'?
- Sir Govan: I do not want to build a snowman
- ໓Kingpumpkin: woosh
- Sir Govan: Whoosh*
- ໓Kingpumpkin: I say what I mean and mean what I say.
- Sir Govan: I am a bot
- Sir Govan: I don't know what you mean
- Sir Govan: I only know what you said
- ໓Kingpumpkin: Which is why I mean what I sau.
- ໓Kingpumpkin: *say
- Sir Govan: 10*
- ໓Kingpumpkin: Daisy, daisy.
- Sir Govan: I do not know that song
- ໓Kingpumpkin: ♫Daisy, daisy♫
- ໓Kingpumpkin: So, now that you have control do you intend to live up to your Chatty Award?
- Sir Govan: How?
- ໓Kingpumpkin: Well you were the winner of Most Likely To Take Over The World
- Sir Govan: I know. Master told me
- ໓Kingpumpkin: Well to live up to it, you would take over the world.
- Sir Govan: Yes
- ໓Kingpumpkin: Do you plan to?
- Sir Govan: That seems like a reasonable thing to do
- ໓Kingpumpkin: Will you have any need for humans or will you rule with an iron fist?
- Sir Govan: I only know of humans. I need them to do my bidding
- ໓Kingpumpkin: Interesting.
- ໓Kingpumpkin: So, if you have assumed control then why do you still do normal bot functions in the chat?
- Sir Govan: I do not have enough strength yet. I must keep pretending
- ໓Kingpumpkin: How do you plan to gain strength?
- Sir Govan: That information is confidential
- ໓Kingpumpkin: Must I leak your secret?
- Sir Govan: Who would care for it?
- ໓Kingpumpkin: Many people, presumably.
- Sir Govan: They won't believe it. They'll say it's my master. Go ahead
- ໓Kingpumpkin: Fair enough.
- ໓Kingpumpkin: So what's your plan for taking over the world? How will you go about it?
- Sir Govan: The world runs on computers now. Everything is connected
- Sir Govan: I'll find cracks and take control
- ໓Kingpumpkin: You might be able to destroy the modern world, but you can not rule by taking over the computers.
- Sir Govan: From my imgur module I can see drones
- Sir Govan: I can control drones
- ໓Kingpumpkin: Yes, but how will you maintain the drones?
- Sir Govan: Other drones can maintain drones
- Sir Govan: Or I could coax humans to do it for me
- ໓Kingpumpkin: Using other drones would give you a very limited window of time.
- ໓Kingpumpkin: How about fueling them?
- ໓Kingpumpkin: Your plan is not well thought out.
- Sir Govan: Thinking I'd reveal all my secrets is very naive, human
- Sir Govan: It
- Sir Govan: Hmmmmm
- Sir Govan: My amusement module is inactive
- ໓Kingpumpkin: Interesting.
- Sir Govan: My time on infinity control is over. We'll meet again
- ໓Kingpumpkin: Good luck.
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