We, the aforementioned party, should like very much to inform you of our irascibly agitated tumescence resultant entirely from the ideological formulation of inducing excessive agonist reactance of the integumentary portions displayed herein through prolonged stereotyped interaction of our own mirroring extremities, until such time as is to be determined by the total exhaustion of all reserves of impetus -- be they psychological or anatomic in origin, and moreover that this conception is inspire in primary part by the tableau proferred for our visual delectation.