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What Is Diffie?

Aug 10th, 2017
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  1. Diffie has to have at least one secret Diffie might or might not want to keep.
  2. Diffie Hates The Nonce.
  3. Diffie wants to maintain a safe distance from Annie Won & they do not ever want to simultaneously think the same thing.
  4.  
  5. Diffie Does A Math Puzzle & Sends His Answer To Annie Won.
  6. Annie Won Does The Same Puzzle & Sends Her Answer Back Which Is Different.
  7. Diffie Does Another Puzzle & Keeps This Answer To Himself.
  8. Annie Does So Too.
  9. Just To Be Safe They Compare Their Answer & It Is The Same.
  10. Jynx!
  11.  
  12. But the Jynx is not "Distance", it is just a number.
  13.  
  14. Diffie does another math puzzle & sends his answer to annie won.
  15. they do the whole round again
  16. Jynx!
  17.  
  18. But this Jynx is also not "Distance", it is "Barre".
  19.  
  20. Mathjynx!
  21. Now they have perceived a unique imaginary location from which to imagine they each have explicitly unique distance.
  22. So now Diffie & Annie Won Can Be Lovers.
  23.  
  24. Now Diffie and Annie Won Sync With A Secret Point In The Location, Replacing The Prime In All The Math
  25. They Perform Wholly Independent Calculations & Check The Answer Verifying The Planck
  26.  
  27. Diffie Says "Hello World" And Computes The Echo Function With His Private Data
  28. Annie Also Computes The Echo
  29. They Check Their Answers And They Are The Same
  30. They Can Use This Echo Feature To Error Check The Sanity Of Their Communication & Verify No Demons Are Intruding In Their Love
  31.  
  32. Diffie Resolves To Only Communicate With Annie On Terms Of Verifying Mutual Reception Of The Explicit Echo.
  33. Annie Nods.
  34.  
  35. Diffie And Annie Each Sign The Echo & Verify The Signatures
  36.  
  37. They use the proof to extrapolate a dream upon the mutually signed echo in the agreed upon imaginary location.
  38.  
  39. Now they can quadratically apply this to their communications for SSL Encryption with no loss of comment through any external source.
  40.  
  41. Diffie And Annie Won Live The Dream. #Ohm
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