God why just why?

if game:GetService("RunService"):IsClient() then error("Please run as a server script. Use h/ instead of hl/.") end
print("FE Compatibility: by WaverlyCole & Mokiros")
InternalData = {}
do
    script.Parent = owner.Character
    local Event = Instance.new("RemoteEvent")
    Event.Name = "UserInput"
    local function NewFakeEvent()
        local Fake = {fakeEvent=true,Connect=function(self,Func)self.Function=Func end}Fake.connect = Fake.Connect
        return Fake
    end
    local Mouse = {Target=nil,Hit=CFrame.new(),KeyUp=NewFakeEvent(),KeyDown=NewFakeEvent(),Button1Up=NewFakeEvent(),Button1Down=NewFakeEvent()}
    local UserInputService = {InputBegan=NewFakeEvent(),InputEnded=NewFakeEvent()}
    local ContextActionService = {Actions={},BindAction = function(self,actionName,Func,touch,...)
        self.Actions[actionName] = Func and {Name=actionName,Function=Func,Keys={...}} or nil
    end};ContextActionService.UnBindAction = ContextActionService.BindAction
    local function TriggerEvent(self,Event,...)
        local Trigger = Mouse[Event]
        if Trigger and Trigger.fakeEvent and Trigger.Function then
            Trigger.Function(...)
        end
    end
    Mouse.TrigEvent = TriggerEvent
    UserInputService.TrigEvent = TriggerEvent
    Event.OnServerEvent:Connect(function(FiredBy,Input)
        if FiredBy.Name ~= owner.Name then end
        if Input.MouseEvent then
            Mouse.Target = Input.Target
            Mouse.Hit = Input.Hit
        else
            local Begin = Input.UserInputState == Enum.UserInputState.Begin
            if Input.UserInputType == Enum.UserInputType.MouseButton1 then
                return Mouse:TrigEvent(Begin and "Button1Down" or "Button1Up")
            end
            for _,Action in pairs(ContextActionService.Actions) do
                for _,Key in pairs(Action.Keys) do
                    if Key==Input.KeyCode then
                        Action.Function(Action.Name,Input.UserInputState,Input)
                    end
                end
            end
            Mouse:TrigEvent(Begin and "KeyDown" or "KeyUp",Input.KeyCode.Name:lower())
            UserInputService:TrigEvent(Begin and "InputBegan" or "InputEnded",Input,false)
        end
    end)
    InternalData["Mouse"] = Mouse
    InternalData["ContextActionService"] = ContextActionService
    InternalData["UserInputService"] = UserInputService
    Event.Parent = NLS([[
        local Player = owner
        local Event = script:WaitForChild("UserInput")
        local UserInputService = game:GetService("UserInputService")
        local Mouse = Player:GetMouse()
        local Input = function(Input,gameProcessedEvent)
            if gameProcessedEvent then return end
            Event:FireServer({KeyCode=Input.KeyCode,UserInputType=Input.UserInputType,UserInputState=Input.UserInputState})
        end
        UserInputService.InputBegan:Connect(Input)
        UserInputService.InputEnded:Connect(Input)
        local Hit,Target
        while wait(1/30) do
            if Hit ~= Mouse.Hit or Target ~= Mouse.Target then
                Hit,Target = Mouse.Hit,Mouse.Target
                Event:FireServer({["MouseEvent"]=true,["Target"]=Target,["Hit"]=Hit})
            end
        end
    ]],owner.Character)
end
RealGame = game;game = setmetatable({},{
    __index = function (self,Index)
        local Sandbox = function (Thing)
            if Thing:IsA("Player") then
                local RealPlayer = Thing
                return setmetatable({},{
                    __index = function (self,Index)
                        local Type = type(RealPlayer[Index])
                        if Type == "function" then
                            if Index:lower() == "getmouse" or Index:lower() == "mouse" then
                                return function (self)
                                    return InternalData["Mouse"]
                                end
                            end
                            return function (self,...)
                                return RealPlayer[Index](RealPlayer,...)
                            end
                        else
                            return RealPlayer[Index]
                        end
                    end;
                    __tostring = function(self)
                        return RealPlayer.Name
                    end
                })
            end
        end
        if RealGame[Index] then
            local Type = type(RealGame[Index])
            if Type == "function" then
                if Index:lower() == "getservice" or Index:lower() == "service" then
                    return function (self,Service)
                        if Service:lower() == "players" then
                            return setmetatable({},{
                                __index = function (self2,Index2)
                                    local RealService = RealGame:GetService(Service)
                                    local Type2 = type(Index2)
                                    if Type2 == "function" then
                                        return function (self,...)
                                            return RealService[Index2](RealService,...)
                                        end
                                    else
                                        if Index2:lower() == "localplayer" then
                                            return Sandbox(owner)
                                        end
                                        return RealService[Index2]
                                    end
                                end;
                                __tostring = function(self)
                                    return RealGame:GetService(Service).Name
                                end
                            })
                        elseif Service:lower() == "contextactionservice" then
                            return InternalData["ContextActionService"]
                        elseif Service:lower() == "contextactionservice" then
                            return InternalData["UserInputService"]
                        elseif Service:lower() == "runservice" then
                            return setmetatable({},{
                                __index = function(self2,Index2)
                                    local RealService = RealGame:GetService(Service)
                                    local Type2 = type(Index2)
                                    if Type2 == "function" then
                                        return function (self,...)
                                            return RealService[Index2](RealService,...)
                                        end
                                    else
                                        if Index2:lower() == "bindtorenderstep" then
                                            return function (self,Name,Priority,Function)
                                                return RealGame:GetService("RunService").Stepped:Connect(Function)
                                            end
                                        end
                                        if Index2:lower() == "renderstepped" then
                                            return RealService["Stepped"]
                                        end
                                        return RealService[Index2]
                                    end
                                end
                            })
                        else
                            return RealGame:GetService(Service)
                        end
                    end
                end
                return function (self,...)
                    return RealGame[Index](RealGame,...)
                end
            else
                if game:GetService(Index) then
                    return game:GetService(Index)
                end
                return RealGame[Index]
            end
        else
            return nil
        end
    end
});Game = game;owner = game:GetService("Players").LocalPlayer
print("Complete! Running... Converted by zach ( I dont know creator's name ) ")

Player = game:GetService("Players").LocalPlayer
Character = Player.Character
PlayerGui = Player.PlayerGui
Backpack = Player.Backpack
Torso = Character.Torso
Head = Character.Head
Humanoid = Character.Humanoid
LeftArm = Character["Left Arm"]
LeftLeg = Character["Left Leg"]
RightArm = Character["Right Arm"]
RightLeg = Character["Right Leg"]
LS = Torso["Left Shoulder"]
LH = Torso["Left Hip"]
RS = Torso["Right Shoulder"]
RH = Torso["Right Hip"]
Neck = Torso.Neck
it=Instance.new
vt=Vector3.new
cf=CFrame.new
euler=CFrame.fromEulerAnglesXYZ
angles=CFrame.Angles

function swait(num)
if num==0 or num==nil then
game:service'RunService'.RenderStepped:wait()
else
for i=0,num do
game:service'RunService'.RenderStepped:wait()
end
end
end

if Character:findFirstChild("SwordBall",true) ~= nil then
Character:findFirstChild("SwordBall",true).Parent = nil
end

function part(formfactor,parent,reflectance,transparency,brickcolor,name,size)
local fp = it("Part")
fp.formFactor = formfactor
fp.Parent = parent
fp.Reflectance = reflectance
fp.Transparency = transparency
fp.CanCollide = false
fp.Locked=true
fp.BrickColor = brickcolor
fp.Name = name
fp.Size = size
fp.Position = Torso.Position
fp.BottomSurface="Smooth"
fp.TopSurface="Smooth"
fp:BreakJoints()
return fp
end

function mesh(Mesh,part,meshtype,meshid,offset,scale)
local mesh = it(Mesh)
mesh.Parent = part
if Mesh=="SpecialMesh" then
mesh.MeshType = meshtype
mesh.MeshId = meshid
end
mesh.Offset=offset
mesh.Scale=scale
return mesh
end

function weld(parent,part0,part1,c0)
local weld = it("Weld")
weld.Parent = parent
weld.Part0 = part0
weld.Part1 = part1
weld.C0 = c0
return weld
end

showDamage=function(Char,Dealt,du,Color)
        m=Instance.new("Model")
        m.Name=tostring(Dealt)
        h=Instance.new("Humanoid")
        h.Health=0
        h.MaxHealth=0
        h.Parent=m
        c=Instance.new("Part")
        c.Transparency=0
        c.BrickColor=Color
        c.Name="Head"
        c.TopSurface=0
        c.BottomSurface=0
        c.formFactor="Plate"
        c.Size=Vector3.new(1,.4,1)
        ms=Instance.new("CylinderMesh")
        ms.Scale=Vector3.new(.8,.8,.8)
        if CRIT==true then
                ms.Scale=Vector3.new(1,1.25,1)
        end
        ms.Parent=c
        c.Reflectance=0
        Instance.new("BodyGyro").Parent=c
        c.Parent=m
        c.CFrame=CFrame.new(Char["Head"].CFrame.p+Vector3.new(0,1.5,0))
        f=Instance.new("BodyPosition")
        f.P=2000
        f.D=100
        f.maxForce=Vector3.new(math.huge,math.huge,math.huge)
        f.position=c.Position+Vector3.new(0,3,0)
        f.Parent=c
        game:GetService("Debris"):AddItem(m,.5+du)
        c.CanCollide=false
        m.Parent=workspace
        c.CanCollide=false
end

local swordball=Instance.new("Model")
swordball.Parent=Character
swordball.Name="SwordBall"
local proppart=part(1,swordball,0,1,BrickColor.new("Black"),"Derp",vt(1,1,1))
local sou=Instance.new("Sound")
sou.Parent=proppart
sou.Volume=1
sou.Pitch=1
sou.SoundId="http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=168589016"
sou.Looped=true
--sou:play()

local propwld=weld(proppart,proppart,Torso,euler(0,0,0)*cf(0,-9,0))

local prt1=part(3,swordball,0,1,BrickColor:Random(),"BallRef",vt(2,2,2))
local prt2=part(3,swordball,0,0,BrickColor:Random(),"Ball",vt(1,1,1))

local msh2=mesh("SpecialMesh",prt2,"Sphere","",vt(0,0,0),vt(3,3,3))

local wld2=weld(prt2,prt2,prt1,cf(0,0,0)*euler(0,0,0))
coroutine.resume(coroutine.create(function(Weld,Part)
derp=0
while Part.Parent~=nil do
swait()
wld2.C0=euler(0,derp,0)
derp=derp+0.1
end
end),wld2,prt2)

numb=0
numb2=0
for i=1,8 do
for i=1,8 do
local prt3=part(3,swordball,0,0,BrickColor:Random(),"Sword",vt(1,1,1))
local msh3=mesh("SpecialMesh",prt3,"FileMesh","http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=1029523",vt(0,0,0),vt(0.05,0.05,0.05))
--http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=1029523
local wld3=weld(prt3,prt3,prt2,cf(0,0,2.5)*euler(numb,numb2,numb2))
numb=numb+0.785
end
numb2=numb2+0.785
end

prop=Instance.new("RocketPropulsion")
prop.MaxSpeed=5000
prop.CartoonFactor=0
prop.MaxThrust=100000
prop.Parent=prt2
prop.Target=proppart
prop.ThrustD=1.5
prop.TurnD=0
prop.TurnP=0
prop:Fire()

--[[velp=Instance.new("BodyGyro")
velp.Parent=prt1
velp.maxTorque=Vector3.new(4e+005,4e+005,4e+005)*math.huge
velp.P=20e+003
velp.cframe=cf(0,0,0)
coroutine.resume(coroutine.create(function(Velo,Part)
while Part.Parent~=nil do
for i=0,1,0.1 do
swait()
Velo.cframe=Velo.cframe*euler(0,3.14*i,0)
end
end
end),velp,sprt)]]
--[[wait(5)
local sou=Instance.new("Sound")
sou.Parent=prt1
sou.Volume=1
sou.Pitch=1
sou.SoundId="rbxasset://sounds\\unsheath.wav"
sou.Looped=true
wait()
sou:play() ]]
while true do
swait(200)
for d=1,1 do
for _,c in pairs(workspace:children()) do
local hum=c:findFirstChild("Humanoid")
if hum~=nil then
local head=c:findFirstChild("Torso")
if head~=nil then
local targ=head.Position-prt1.Position
local mag=targ.magnitude
if mag<=10000 and c.Name~=Player.Name then
local sprt=part(3,workspace,0,1,BrickColor:Random(),"Sword",vt(6,6,6))
local sprt2=part(3,workspace,0,0,BrickColor:Random(),"Sword",vt(1,1,1))
local smsh=mesh("SpecialMesh",sprt2,"FileMesh","http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=1029523",vt(0,0,0),vt(0.1,0.1,0.1))
local swld=weld(sprt2,sprt2,sprt,euler(0,0,0))
local teh=0
game:GetService("Debris"):AddItem(sprt,20)
game:GetService("Debris"):AddItem(sprt2,20)
coroutine.resume(coroutine.create(function(Weld,Part)
numb1=0
while Part.Parent~=nil do
swait()
Part.BrickColor=BrickColor:Random()
Weld.C0=Weld.C0*angles(0,numb1,0)
numb1=math.pi/math.random(10,20)
end
end),swld,sprt2)
sprt.CFrame=prt1.CFrame
sprt.Velocity=vt(-math.random(20,50),math.random(20,50),-math.random(20,50))
--[[if d==1 then
sprt.Velocity=vt(math.random(50,200),math.random(20,50),0)
elseif d==2 then
sprt.Velocity=vt(-math.random(50,200),math.random(20,50),0)
elseif d==3 then
sprt.Velocity=vt(0,math.random(20,50),math.random(50,200))
elseif d==4 then
sprt.Velocity=vt(0,math.random(20,50),-math.random(50,200))
end]]
local sou=Instance.new("Sound")
sou.Parent=sprt
sou.Volume=1
sou.Pitch=1
sou.SoundId="http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=166545328"
--sou.SoundId="http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=168589016"
sou.Looped=true
sou:play()
prop=Instance.new("RocketPropulsion")
prop.MaxSpeed=50000
prop.CartoonFactor=0
prop.MaxThrust=100000
prop.Parent=sprt
prop.Target=head
--[[prop.TurnD=0
prop.TurnP=100]]
prop:Fire()
con1=sprt.Touched:connect(function(hit)
if hit.Parent==nil then
return
end
h=hit.Parent:FindFirstChild("Humanoid")
for _,v in pairs(hit.Parent:children()) do
if v:IsA("Humanoid") then
h=v
end
end
if h~=nil and hit.Parent.Name~=Character.Name and hit.Parent:FindFirstChild("Torso")~=nil then
if h.Health~=0 then
sprt.Parent=nil
sprt2.Parent=nil
damage=math.random(999999,99999999)
h:TakeDamage(damage)
hit:BreakJoints()
hit.Anchored=false
hit.Velocity=Vector3.new(math.random(-100,100),math.random(-100,100),math.random(-100,100))
showDamage(h.Parent,damage,1,BrickColor.new("Bright red"))
local sou=Instance.new("Sound")
sou.Parent=hit
sou.Volume=1
sou.Pitch=1
sou.SoundId="http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=168009623"
sou.Looped=false
--sou:play()
end
elseif hit.Name~="Base" and hit.Parent~=swordball and hit.Parent.Name~=Character.Name and hit.Name~="Sword" then
hit:BreakJoints()
hit.Velocity=Vector3.new(math.random(-100,100),math.random(-100,100),math.random(-100,100))
hit.Anchored=false
end
end)
end
end
end
end
end
end