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Nuke is a pissy wissy rtard

Sep 4th, 2014
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  1. [9:43:57 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: Hi.
  2. [10:39:42 AM] 破滅: heyo
  3. [10:42:36 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: How are you doing?
  4. [10:43:34 AM] 破滅: Great, actually. Yourself?
  5. [10:45:25 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: Fantastic. I stopped taking the damn personality suppressing pill and now I feel like full badass.
  6. [10:45:37 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: And my amnesia has fucked up
  7. [10:45:52 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: Now I can’t remember being on personality suppressants so much but I can remember my childhood.
  8. [10:45:57 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: When I was a child genius
  9. [10:46:01 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: So I’m great.
  10. [10:47:04 AM] 破滅: How does one go insane in a really short amount of time?
  11. [10:47:17 AM] 破滅: And why does Ruin need to know about this?
  12. [10:47:59 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: Hm?
  13. [10:48:12 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: Oh, that’s just me feeling great and having nothing to do at the same time.
  14. [10:49:06 AM] 破滅: [10:45 AM] Old Man Нук Русич:
  15. <<< personality suppressing pill
  16.  
  17. [10:45 AM] Old Man Нук Русич:
  18. <<< I can’t remember being on personality suppressants so much but I can remember my childhood.
  19.  
  20. [10:45 AM] Old Man Нук Русич:
  21. <<< When I was a child genius
  22.  
  23. Explain
  24. [10:49:32 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: My parents had me put on a pill to make me never act violent.
  25. [10:49:36 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: Computers changed the effect a little
  26. [10:49:37 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: But
  27. [10:49:43 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: It was overall awful.
  28. [10:49:57 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: And it caused amnesia for the first twelve years of my life.
  29. [10:50:05 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: (i.e. I started taking it at 12.)
  30. [10:50:11 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: But it was only partial
  31. [10:50:18 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: So my parents assumed I just had bad memory
  32. [10:50:30 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: Since they were also beginning to lose memory from age
  33. [10:50:39 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: And I had a photographic-grade memory
  34. [10:51:50 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: And as for being a child genius
  35. [10:51:55 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: I was an economic genius.
  36. [10:52:01 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: Nothing changed much there.
  37. [10:52:42 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: But
  38. [10:52:43 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: Then
  39. [10:52:58 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: The personality suppressants had an effect on those memories made on them.
  40. [10:53:04 AM] 破滅: Are you fucking roleplaying now or something?
  41. [10:53:06 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: So I have to recover those memories again
  42. [10:53:09 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: No.
  43. [10:53:12 AM] 破滅: Because I am not buying your bullshit.
  44. [10:53:19 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: My parents actually were stupid enough to do this
  45. [10:53:27 AM] 破滅: Not one tiny little peace of faeces is bought.
  46. [10:53:33 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: Lol
  47. [10:53:37 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: Then
  48. [10:53:40 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: I don’t care.
  49. [10:54:03 AM] 破滅: I was an astronaut when I was only 1 month old.
  50. [10:54:09 AM] 破滅: I flew to the Sun as well.
  51. [10:54:17 AM] 破滅: People called me a god and I also am able to fly.
  52. [10:54:22 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: LOL
  53. [10:54:29 AM] 破滅: I have these annoying butterfly wings and horns.
  54. [10:54:33 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: Can fly so fun
  55. [10:54:36 AM] 破滅: Wings only come out at night, though.
  56. [10:54:41 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: Gud
  57. [10:54:54 AM] 破滅: It's not good, I want to fly at the daytime.
  58. [10:55:09 AM] 破滅: WHat's the use of being a god when you can't do whatever the fuck you want?
  59. [10:55:42 AM] 破滅: When I was 2, I was put into an actual prison for adults because I have murdered half of the population in Africa.
  60. [10:55:45 AM] 破滅: I also met Hitler.
  61. [10:55:53 AM] Old Man Нук Русич: Was he undead?
  62. [10:56:12 AM] 破滅: No, I have just been alive for hundreds of years since I'm also a vampire.
  63. [10:57:21 AM] 破滅: Did I mention that I sparkle?
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