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- I have sex with children. So what? I still can be a good person. You guys know me. I'm a good person.
- Saturday Trifecta for Trump
- After big Wins in Michigan, Missouri Donald Romps in Idaho Caucus
- ‘This Is Your Country, and It’s Also Trump Country’
- Republican presidential candidate and former President Donald Trump gestures to supporters
- Donald Trump dominated the Idaho Republican Caucuses Saturday, securing all 32 available delegates in his march to the nomination.
- NYT’s Kristof: Food Aid Dropped into Gaza Is Going to Be Stolen by Hamas
- NYT's Kristof: Food Aid Dropped into Gaza Is Going to Be Stolen by Hamas
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- Germany Appears to Have Inadvertently Revealed the UK and France have Soldiers in Ukraine
- Germany Inadvertently Reveals the UK has Soldiers in Ukraine
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- Tulsi Gabbard ‘Open’ to VP Slot
- Gabbard 'Open' to VP Slot
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- Watch Live: Donald Trump Speaks in Richmond, Virginia
- Watch Live: Donald Trump Speaks in Richmond, Virginia
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- Maine Residents Furious over $13M Tax Bill for ‘Taj Mahal’ Where Migrants Get Two Years
- Maine Residents Furious over $13M Tax Bill to Give Migrants Free Rent
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- ‘Blood Money’: Meet Adam Schiff, Who Looks Away from the Deadly Fentanyl Crisis in His Backyard
- ‘Blood Money’: Schiff Looks Away from the Deadly Fentanyl Crisis
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- 12 Years: The Legacy of Andrew Breitbart Continues
- 12 Years: The Legacy of Andrew Breitbart Continues
- 4,353
- Exclusive — Peter Schweizer: Fentanyl a ‘Chinese Operation Much More than It Is a Mexican D
- Exclusive — Peter Schweizer: Fentanyl a 'Chinese Operation'
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- ‘America Is Built on Stolen Land’: Washington Post Blames Conservatives for Crime Surge
- Washington Post Blames Conservatives for Crime Surge 'Moral Panic'
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- Kellogg’s CEO Suggests Cash-Strapped Families Suffering Under Inflation Eat ‘Cereal for Din
- Kellogg’s CEO Suggests Cash-Strapped Families Eat 'Cereal for Dinner'
- Guh-Rilla Arrested After Shooting White Man to Death at Georgia Dome.
- Let's hope he gets shot in his dome.
- Opa-Locka Munka Belunka Busted for Groid Rage Incident Where White Man was Shot.
- 1 Jig and 3 Teenapers Arrested After Breaking into Woman's Tulsa Home and Killing Her.
- Iowa: Silverback Gets 50 Years After Stabbing His Smoke Jumper Gf to Death with Corkscrew.
- Houston: Homo (Erectus) Arrested After Ass Raping 15-Year-Old Boy After Asking Him to Move Furniture.
- Stanford Police Arrest Monkey Who Raped 12-Year-Old Girl.
- Negro with Guido Lips Held Back by Good Samaritan After Trying to Rape Woman.
- Sambo Turns Himself in After Being Accidentally Released from Wilmington Courthouse.
- ....... Maybe the weather won't cheer you up, but it will cheer someone up.
- Today
- Partly Cloudy
- 80°
- /60°
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- Sat 02 | Day
- 80°
- 3%
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- Areas of patchy fog early. Sunshine and clouds mixed. High near 80F. Winds SSW at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 70%
- UV Index
- 7 of 11
- Sunrise
- 6:54 am
- Sunset
- 6:30 pm
- Sat 02 | Night
- 60°
- 24%
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- Mainly cloudy. Low near 60F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 89%
- UV Index
- 0 of 11
- Moonrise
- 12:14 am
- Waning Gibbous
- Moonset
- 10:39 am
- Sun 03
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 80°
- /65°
- 24%
- S 11 mph
- Mon 04
- Mostly Cloudy
- 78°
- /63°
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- Tue 05
- Partly Cloudy
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- Wed 06
- Cloudy
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- Thu 07
- Scattered Thunderstorms
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- Fri 08
- AM Thunderstorms
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- Sat 09
- Mostly Sunny
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- /43°
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- Sun 10
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- 68°
- /44°
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- N 11 mph
- Mon 11
- Partly Cloudy
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- Tue 12
- Showers
- 73°
- /57°
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- Wed 13
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 78°
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- Thu 14
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 78°
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- Fri 15
- Showers
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- /53°
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- S 14 mph
- Sat 16
- Mostly Cloudy
- 73°
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- Current threat: Don't don't don't! This will hurt someone! 👴🏻
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- NIU Valentine's Day Massacre
- The Northern Illinois University Valentine's Day Massacre seemed to come from a parallel universe. Steven Phillip Kazmierczak entered a side door at approximately 3:00 pm CST near the front of an introductory oceanography class in a large lecture hall with 150 to 200 students and began to fire gunshots. The gunman was reported to be a thin, white male wearing a long, black trench coat and a black beanie. Word on the street is he was a sociology major, that had something against the ocean. The gunman walked onto stage and opened fire. 18 people were shot before the gunman shot himself. Many victims were shot in the head, with at least three of the victims in critical condition, eight in stable condition and five in good dead condition.
- The guy might have been butthurt over the fact that it's V-Day and instead of masturbating using his tears as lube he decided to pwn some students instead. This was argued by some at the time to be another attempt to break Cho's score at V-Tech. But, he failed miserably!
- It must be noted that he didn't quite do it for the lulz. He did it for the luvz <3.
- (( (UN)HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ))
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- The European stonechat (Saxicola rubicola) is a small passerine bird in the Old World flycatcher family, Muscicapidae. It is found across Europe, as far east as Ukraine and the South Caucasus, and in parts of North Africa. It breeds in heathland, coastal dunes and rough grassland, and is either short-distance migratory or non-migratory, with part of the population moving south to winter further south in Europe and more widely in northern Africa. European stonechats are 11.5 to 13 centimetres (4.5 to 5.1 in) long and weigh 13 to 17 grams (0.46 to 0.60 oz), with both sexes having short wings. The summer male has black upperparts, a black head, an orange throat and breast, and a white belly and vent, while the female has brown upperparts and head, and no white neck patches, rump or belly. This male European stonechat was photographed in Beaulieu in Hampshire, England.
- Photograph credit: Charles J. Sharp
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- Well, I have some interesting news. The brand Chef Boyardee has bought the Newscaster Ned License. Don't worry though. Nothing major will change. I can't make any jokes about guidos anymore though. But it's not a big deal. I can still make comments about all the other groups of people. Anyway, I'm gonna go tonguefuck a 12 year old's pussy. Nigger spic kike!
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