eat the chicken

$name : you're sentence, sir
$author : lmof
$description : canned wheats
$picture : https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/661493344496517140/726286145985445918/yay.jpg
$button : please do continue!

$verb
run
swim
jump
die
program
cum
moisten
eradicate
smell
feel
dunk
blow
fuck
leap
tickle
stretch
listen
hear
taste
shit

$adjective
radioactive
toxic
hazardous
gentle
kind
hairy
sweaty
balmy
gleaming
crumbly
rhetorical
loving
sad
mad
bad
glad
gay
experimental
dirty
slutty
sleepy
trashy
obese
bourbon
teethed
polyester
red
orange
yellow
green
blue
purple
foolish
poor
rich
wise
moronic
young
old
new
jolly
melancholy
spinning
[adjective], [adjective] {5%}

$noun
table
chair
sofa
child
toilet
credit card
plate
fork
spoon
fish
horse
cactus
flower
tree
thong
flammenwerfer {2%}
steak
penis
vagina
cookie
brownie
trash can
tomato can
potion
cat
word
hyphen
rat
mouse
dog
statue
urinal
soap bar
tooth
fetus
portmanteau
plateau
chicken
waffle
vietnam
giraffe
experiment
frog

$word
[noun]
[adjective] [noun]
[noun] [linky word] [verb]
[noun][s] {10%}

$linky word
a
the
by
if
when
so
who
there
how
that
which
are
thy {50%}
thou {50%}
whom'st'd've {0.1%}

$>phrase
[ ][linky word] [word]

$>sentence
[phrase,x1-3][.|.|.|.|.|.|.|?|?|!]

$>paragraph
[sentence,x3-8]<br><br>
god says: [sentence,x3-8]<br><br> {0.1%}

$>chapter
<h2>chapter [1-69]</h2><br>[paragraph,x3-5]

$novel
[chapter,x4-12]<br>[linky word] end.