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CopyPasta hah

Feb 16th, 2016
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  1. jillmiles1 was born to a female rapist, he was the result of her raping an old man without protection.
  2. She tried to abort jillmiles1, but unfortunately she had reached her abortion limit and could not do it
  3. legally. jillmiles1's mother tried to abort him with a coat hanger, but she failed and ended up breaking
  4. her vagina and bleeding everywhere. When jillmiles1 was born, his mother was too stupid to know English
  5. and named him 'jillmiles1' with a '1'. At first, people thought that jillmiles1
  6. was a normal kid (apart from the fact that he was fat and ugly), until one day four-year-old jillmiles1
  7. was found sucking his own dick while watching gay koala porn and they realized his brain was broken.
  8. One day while jillmiles1 was checking out a hot new porn website, he came across a video of two robloxians
  9. having hard anal sex. jillmiles1 was inspired and joined ROBLOX with the hopes of becoming the next big
  10. pornstar. When he was looking for partners, he found iTov. iTov said he was a professional scripter and
  11. that he would teach ReIatively, but he was actually a gay pedophile trying to get jillmiles1's nudes.
  12. jillmiles1 was extremely good at FMing (probably the only thing he's good at), but he wanted to become
  13. a real scripter. So jillmiles1 took some tabs and changed the creator name to his own. He took this new
  14. FM over to oxcool's script builder and started showing off the FM message GUI to everyone, hoping he could
  15. make some friends for a change. Then he saw Froast, he saw aceahmedmoh's majesterial message GUI with its
  16. transparent textures and fine TextStroke detail. Unfortunately, ROBLOX is a dickface and lags all the
  17. fucking time, so ReIatively was not wrong when he said FMS are better. aceahmedmoh upgraded his GUI
  18. with an even sexier tween then ReIatively's FM, and ReIatively was so jealous he got angry and fucked
  19. his mother to death. ReIatively had his 7th birthday last week and is living with his dead mother
  20. somewhere near the city dump, he is 4 months pregnant with iTov's child.
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