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- ........................Alright, you faggots. Time for some fried eggs, niglets, and cheesecake. What?
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- Test complete. Let's see what that fag Beto is up to.
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- Transgender Model Files Police Complaint After Being Denied Porn Job for Having a Penis
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- Police are investigating a complaint of an alleged ‘hate incident’ in which a transgender model was denied a job as a female porn star after the photographer discovered the model still had a penis.
- TRANSGENDER ACTIVIST JESSICA YANIV LOSES ‘BRAZILIAN WAX’ LAWSUIT IN CANADA3351
- ANONYMOUS AUTHOR BEHIND TRUMP ‘RESISTANCE’ OP-ED WRITES ‘TELL-ALL’ BOOK0
- Flashback: Left Thinks Lynching Okay Description — for Republicans
- Flashback: Left Thinks Lynching Okay Description — for Republicans
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- White House: Donald Trump Not Comparing Impeachment to Black Lynching
- White House: Donald Trump Not Comparing Impeachment to Black Lynching
- CHARLIE SPIERING
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- Diplomat Claims Trump Wanted Ukraine Aid Held Until Zelensky Announced Biden Investigation
- Diplomat Claims Trump Wanted Ukraine Aid Held Until Zelensky Announced Biden Investigation
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- Democrat Katie Hill Denies Affairs with Staffers Despite Photographic Evidence
- Democrat Katie Hill Denies Affairs with Staffers Despite Photographic Evidence
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- Former Hillary Clinton Aide: ‘There Are People Who Believe She Won’
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- Rashida Tlaib to Join Bernie Sanders at Detroit Rally
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- WATCH: Shaquille O’Neal Backs Free Speech: ‘Daryl Morey Was Right’
- WATCH: Shaquille O’Neal Backs Free Speech: ‘Daryl Morey Was Right’
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- NBA’s Irving Focused on ‘Oppression Going On in America,’ Not China
- NBA’s Irving Focused on ‘Oppression Going On in America,’ Not China
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- Disney’s Bob Iger Skirts China Controversy, Says NBA Backlash Is a Cautionary Tale
- Disney’s Iger Says NBA Backlash a Cautionary Tale
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- Exclusive — Liberty University, Jerry Falwell Jr. Prepare Pushback on Leftist ‘Smear Campaign’ Waged Against Christian School
- Exclusive — Liberty University, Jerry Falwell Jr. Prepare Pushback on Leftist ‘Smear Campaign’ Waged Against Christian School
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- Jair Bolsonaro Honors Japan as only Americas Leader at Emperor’s Enthronement
- Jair Bolsonaro Honors Japan as only Americas Leader at Emperor’s Enthronement
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- Dem Sen. Kaine: Congress ‘Taking Back from the White House the Power to Declare War Is Absolutely Critical’
- Kaine: Congress ‘Taking Back from the White House the Power to Declare War Is Absolutely Critical’
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- Turkey’s Erdogan Insults Iran Before ‘Long and Complicated’ Putin Talks on Syria
- Turkey’s Erdogan Insults Iran Before ‘Long and Complicated’ Putin Talks on Syria
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- Ironic Twist: Democrats’ Impeachment Probe Interfering in Ongoing Presidential Race
- Ironic Twist: Democrats’ Impeachment Probe Interfering in Ongoing Presidential Race
- EDWIN MORA
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- Exclusive: Rep. Jim Banks Demands Reddit End Censorship of Pro-Trump Community ‘The_Donald’
- Rep. Jim Banks Demands Reddit End Censorship of Pro-Trump Community
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- Project Veritas Video: ‘Protected’ CNN Producer Accused of Sexual Misconduct
- Project Veritas Video: ‘Protected’ CNN Producer Accused of Sexual Misconduct
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- Blink-182 Singer’s UFO Research Group Signs Army Research Contract
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- Elizabeth Warren Asks if Banks are Using Repo Madness to Loosen Liquidity Rules
- Warren Asks if Banks are Using Repo Madness to Loosen Liquidity Rules
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- Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg Admits He Can Seem ‘Robotic’
- Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg Admits He Can Seem ‘Robotic’
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- Omar Claims the U.S. ‘Can Afford Medicare for All’
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- Warren to Elevate Her Pro-Union Status by Joining Striking Chicago Teachers
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- PolitiFact Nails Beto ☘️ for Double Talk on Gun Confiscation
- Flashback: Left Thinks Lynching Okay Description — for Republicans
- Flashback: Left Thinks Lynching Okay Description — for Republicans
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- UK: Colored Bloke Rapes a 14-Year-Old Girl in a Park
- Charles Martel
- I think British women and girls are better off avoiding parks altogether at this point.
- Black Man Knocks Out Virulently Hateful White Supremacist Who Called a Black Woman the N-Word
- Charles Martel
- Louisville: Sheboon Breaks Into White Man’s Home, Strangles Him to Death and Steals His Sail Foam
- Charles Martel
- Two Juveniles Admit to Their Role in Shooting Death of White St. Louis Policeman
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- Texas: Australian Father of Two Dies Protecting His Family from Two Negro Burglars
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- Tennessee: Two Murderous Monkeys Charged with Killing White Man and Woman
- Charles Martel
- Beanerfornia Police Arrest Young Spic Who Shot White Man to Death
- Charles Martel
- ......... Well penis..... Time for the weaaauauauauuaauauauauauurrr.
- DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY
- TODAY
- OCT 23
- Mostly Sunny
- 87°64°
- 0%
- SSE 15 mph 49%
- THU
- OCT 24
- Partly Cloudy
- 86°51°
- 20%
- SE 13 mph 68%
- FRI
- OCT 25
- AM Showers/Wind
- 59°45°
- 50%
- N 23 mph 67%
- SAT
- OCT 26
- Sunny
- 68°44°
- 10%
- NNW 11 mph 54%
- SUN
- OCT 27
- Sunny
- 74°49°
- 10%
- S 5 mph 54%
- MON
- OCT 28
- Sunny
- 75°56°
- 10%
- NE 10 mph 66%
- TUE
- OCT 29
- Partly Cloudy
- 67°47°
- 20%
- NNE 11 mph 60%
- WED
- OCT 30
- AM Showers
- 68°46°
- 40%
- N 12 mph 53%
- THU
- OCT 31
- Partly Cloudy
- 65°45°
- 20%
- N 10 mph 53%
- FRI
- NOV 1
- Mostly Sunny
- 66°52°
- 0%
- E 8 mph 56%
- SAT
- NOV 2
- Partly Cloudy
- 73°52°
- 20%
- E 8 mph 56%
- SUN
- NOV 3
- Partly Cloudy
- 73°53°
- 20%
- ENE 8 mph 58%
- MON
- NOV 4
- Partly Cloudy
- 77°55°
- 20%
- SE 9 mph 56%
- TUE
- NOV 5
- Partly Cloudy
- 76°59°
- 20%
- SE 8 mph 62%
- WED
- NOV 6
- AM Showers
- 78°61°
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- SE 9 mph 62%
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- Current threat: The pumpkin headed man. 🎃
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- Egoraptor
- Arin Hanson, or Egoraptor, is an internet personality who makes a living from YouTube. He used to make somewhat amusing animations back in the day, but that required actual effort on his part, so in 2012 he decided to become a let's playwhore instead.
- These days, him and his friends sit around playing video games while recording their forced, awkward, and unfunny conversations for entertainment (see Game Grumps). Consequently, all of his income comes from socially retarded fucks who have nothing more meaningful to do with their lives than watch other people play video games all day.
- Arin is also a self-professed comedian; examples of his fine humor include yelling, video game references, dick jokes, forced laughter, and more yelling.
- Whether or not Arin has always been a piece of shit is unclear. Some say he's become progressively worse over the years. Regardless, one thing's for sure now: he's a huge beta faggot. He's been catering to obnoxious, overly sensitive social justice warrior types, walking on eggshells, apologizing for making "offensive" jokes (in reality these jokes are about as offensive as a block of butter), spouting feminist bullshit, and even going so far as to use trigger warnings on YouTube.
- (( LET'S PLAY NOT WATCH ))
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- Well shiver me niggers!
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- <Guilty> Ya know that fat guy they always show in Palm Beach
- <Guilty> Hes the reason they couldnt get it done
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- Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah. So funny...
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- Hurricane Patricia was the most intense tropical cyclone on record worldwide in terms of wind speed and the second-most intense on record worldwide in terms of pressure, behind Typhoon Tip in 1979, with a minimum atmospheric pressure of 872 mbar (hPa; 25.75 inHg). Originating from a sprawling disturbance near the Gulf of Tehuantepec, south of Mexico, in mid-October 2015, Patricia was first classified a tropical depression on October 20. Initial development was slow, with only modest strengthening within the first day of its classification. The system later became a tropical storm and was named Patricia, the twenty-fourth named storm of the annual hurricane season. Exceptionally favorable environmental conditions fueled explosive intensification on October 22. A well-defined eye developed within an intense central dense overcast and Patricia grew from a tropical storm to a Category 5 hurricane in just 24 hours – a near-record pace. On October 23, the hurricane achieved its record peak intensity with maximum sustained winds of 215 mph (345 km/h). This made it the most intense tropical cyclone on record in the Western Hemisphere and the strongest globally in terms of one-minute maximum sustained winds.
- This picture shows Hurricane Patricia on October 23, shortly after its record peak intensity, while approaching western Mexico. The image was captured by the MODIS instrument on board NASA's Terra satellite.
- Photograph credit: NASA; edited by Meow
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- That's all, kids. I'm gonna go huff some paint and then spin around on my motorcycle a bunch of times.
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