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Hogfather - Conversation

Sep 21st, 2024
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  1. SQUEAK!
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  3. 'Yes? What?'
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  5. The Death of Rats pointed at the roof and then the sky and jumped up and down excitedly. The raven swiveled one eye upwards.
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  7. 'Oh, yes. Him,' he said. 'Turns up at this time of year. Tends to be associated distantly with robins, which-'
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  9. SQUEAK! SQUEE IK IR IK! The Death of Rats pantomimed a figure landing in a grate and walking around a room. SQUEAK EEK IK IK, SQUEAK 'HEEK HEEK HEEK'! IK IK SQUEAK!
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  11. 'Been overdoing the Hogswatch cheer, have you? Been rustling around in the brandy butter?'
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  13. SQUEAK?
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  15. The raven's eyes revolved.
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  17. 'Look, Death's Death. It's a full-time job right? it's not as though you can run, like, a window cleaning round on the side or nip round after work cutting people's lawns.'
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  19. SQUEAK!
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  21. 'Oh, please yourself.’
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  23. ***
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  25. Hogfather - p62-63
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