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- Morning, everyone. Well, the Olympics is coming up. So maybe we still have a chance to save the Uygur people. Those Chinks are nothing without them!
- Big Joey Confusion: Tough Guy President Gives Ukraine Grave Warning…
- …But! Zelensky insists Russia *not* about to attempt to seize Kyiv
- Vlad: Don’t Believe the ’Hype’!
- WASHINGTON, DC - SEPTEMBER 01: Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky (L) meets with U.S. President Joe Biden in the Oval Office at the White House on September 01, 2021 in Washington, DC. This was the two leaders' first face-to-face meeting and the first by a Ukrainian leader in more than four …
- President Joe Biden spoke with President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine on Thursday to discuss their ongoing tensions with Russia.
- Psaki Scrambles: ‘we are a reliable partner’
- 1,351
- Glenn Beck on ‘Red-Handed’: Joe Biden ‘Is Compromised on Almost Every Front’ with China
- Glenn Beck on ‘Red-Handed’: Joe ‘Is Compromised on Almost Every Front’ with China
- ROBERT KRAYCHIK
- 116
- U.N. Chief Wants Taliban Sanctions Lifted to Facilitate Humanitarian Aid
- U.N. Chief Wants Taliban Sanctions Lifted to Facilitate Humanitarian Aid
- 17
- China Claims Its First mRNA Vaccine Is 95% Effective Against Coronavirus
- 59
- Joey to Import 20K Foreign Workers for Blue-Collar U.S. Jobs
- JOHN BINDER
- 95
- Globalists Unite: Biden Resettles Over 66K Afghans Across U.S. with Help from Clinton, Bush, Obama
- Globalists Unite: Biden Resettles Over 66K Afghans Across U.S. with Help from Clinton, Bush, Obama
- 278
- Joe Biden’s Welcome Is Killing Migrants in Boats, Snow, Deserts, and Jungles
- Joe Biden’s Welcome Is Killing Migrants in Boats, Snow, Deserts, and Jungles
- NEIL MUNRO
- 57
- Watch: Biden Flying Illegal Aliens to U.S. Suburbs in ‘Down Low’ Operation
- 263
- University of Chester Puts Trigger Warning on Harry Potter Book
- University of Chester Puts Trigger Warning on Harry Potter Book
- 52
- Biden Vows to Nominate Black Woman to Supreme Court Before End of Feb.
- Biden Vows to Nominate Black Woman to Supreme Court Before End of Feb.
- 781
- Spotify to Scrub Neil Young Music After He Demanded They Cancel Joe Ro
- Spotify to Scrub Neil Young Music After He Demanded They Cancel Joe Ro
- 65,535
- Howard Stern: 'I Don't Like Censorship,' but Neil Young was Right
- Howard Stern: 'I Don't Like Censorship,' but Neil Young was Right
- 1,588
- Biden's Surgeon General Calls on Big Tech to Censor Joe Rogan
- Biden's Surgeon General Calls on Big Tech to Censor Joe Rogan
- 3,812
- Biden Resettles 66K Afghans with Help from Clinton, Bush, Obama
- Biden Resettles 66K Afghans with Help from Clinton, Bush, Obama
- 278
- Elizabeth Warren Calls for Court-Packing After Breyer Retires
- Elizabeth Warren Calls for Court-Packing After Breyer Retires
- 298
- Biden Calls Volodymyr Zelensky After Alarming Comments About Ukraine
- Biden Calls Volodymyr Zelensky After Alarming Comments About Ukraine
- 1,546
- Journalist Asks Jen Psaki 'Is This What "America Is Back" Means?'
- Journalist Asks Jen Psaki 'Is This What "America Is Back" Means?'
- 1,351
- MSNBC Wallace: FNC's Carlson's Arms and Legs Around American Adversary
- MSNBC Wallace: FNC's Carlson's Arms and Legs Around American Adversary
- White Man Paralyzed and with Half a Skull After Being "Punched Once" by Negro.
- Negroes never punch just once.
- Negro Has Sex with Prostitute, Gets Disappointed and Demands His Money Back While Pointing Gun at Her, Then Shoots Her Boyfriend.
- Jigro Arrested for Rape and Sodomy in Mayfield.
- Nig Arrested in Burnside After Breaking into House and Raping 17-Year-Old Girl and Then Shooting Her Uncle When He Tried to Stop Him.
- Violent Teenaper Attacks and Rapes Woman in Tupelo.
- White Man Dead (And Another Injured) After Monkey Man Shoots Them Both in the Chest.
- Negro Arrested After Dancing Naked in Nightclub in Little Rock.
- Niggar Bitch Punches and Body-Slams 16-Year-Old Lehman High School Student.
- ............... Weather.
- Fri 28 | Day
- 59°
- 1%
- N 16 mph
- Some clouds this morning will give way to generally sunny skies for the afternoon. High 59F. Winds N at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 44%
- UV Index
- 5 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:22 am
- Sunset
- 6:04 pm
- Fri 28 | Night
- 31°
- 2%
- WNW 4 mph
- Clear skies. Low 31F. Winds light and variable.
- Humidity
- 63%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 3:57 am
- Waning Crescent
- Moonset
- 2:19 pm
- Sat 29
- 67°
- /35°
- Mostly Sunny
- 2%
- SW 10 mph
- Sun 30
- 70°
- /54°
- Sunny
- 3%
- SSW 11 mph
- Mon 31
- 65°
- /49°
- Thunderstorms
- 95%
- SE 7 mph
- Tue 01
- 71°
- /54°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 8%
- S 6 mph
- Wed 02
- 71°
- /30°
- Showers
- 62%
- S 13 mph
- Thu 03
- 43°
- /25°
- Partly Cloudy/Wind
- 20%
- N 22 mph
- Fri 04
- 44°
- /23°
- Partly Cloudy
- 8%
- N 12 mph
- Sat 05
- 51°
- /28°
- Mostly Sunny
- 6%
- NNE 8 mph
- Sun 06
- 57°
- /38°
- Partly Cloudy
- 13%
- ESE 10 mph
- Mon 07
- 57°
- /38°
- AM Showers
- 31%
- NNE 9 mph
- Tue 08
- 59°
- /38°
- AM Showers
- 32%
- NNE 9 mph
- Wed 09
- 58°
- /42°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- NNE 8 mph
- Thu 10
- 63°
- /45°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- ENE 9 mph
- Fri 11
- 66°
- /43°
- AM Showers
- 30%
- N 8 mph
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- Current threat: The Chinky Olympiad. 😑
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- Smoking
- Smoking is an addictive habit in which the smoker burns tobacco in a long object and sucks white smoke from the tip. Smoking most closely resembles ritual, repetitive fellatio. It derives its addictive powers from this non-coincidental resemblance. As any Republican Senator can tell you, "once you cock, you can't stop." As one of the most bizarre and drawn-out self-pwnage techniques known to humankind, it has a success rate of approximately 50%. Smoking, like fellatio, has a number of serious negative health impacts for the smoker, including cancer, heart disease, limpdick, and smelling like jenkem for hours after the last cigarette. This is all upstaged by the fact that sucking on a little burning phallus in public makes one cool -- possibly even an hero. Smoking is also a guaranteed drama generator OTI. As a drama-generating technique, any smoking-related post is guaranteed to get at least 100 bitterly divisive comments, often touching off a flame war between whiny liberal moonbat anti-smokers and rabid libertarian smokers.
- (( THE LEADING CAUSE OF COOL ))
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- Ueno Tōshō-gū is a Tōshō-gū Shinto shrine located in the Taitō ward of Tokyo, Japan. This photograph shows the shrine's golden gate, which is a karamon, a type of mon in Japanese architecture characterized by the use of karahafu, a curved gable with a style peculiar to Japan. This karamon was built in 1651 and the Government of Japan has designated it an Important Cultural Property.
- Photograph credit: Basile Morin
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go fuck a hamster to death.
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