Ahh, not so fast Morty. You heard your mom, we’ve got adventures to go on Morty. Just you and me, and sometimes your sister, and sometimes your mom, but NEVER your dad! You wanna know why Morty? Because he CROSSED me. 𝗢𝗞, 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘆, 𝗥𝗶𝗰𝗸! 𝗧𝗵-𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗸. Oh it gets darker Morty... Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that’s different, no more dad Morty. He threatened to turn me in to the government, so I made him and the government go away... 𝗢𝗵𝗵𝗵 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸... I repla-burp-ced them both as the defacto-patriarch of your family, AND your universe. 𝗢𝗵 𝗺𝗮𝗻... Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister. So now you know the REAL reason I rescued you. 𝗢𝗵𝗵𝗵𝗵-𝘄𝗼𝗮𝗵...  I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY MORTY! 𝗢𝗵 𝗺𝗮𝗻. And if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I’ll DENY it. 𝗬𝗼𝘂'𝗹𝗹 𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘆 𝗶𝘁... And they’ll take my side, because I’m a hero, Morty. And now you’re gonna have to do whatever I say, Morty, FOREVER! A-and I-I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan, Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty. 𝗪𝗵-𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁?  Because that’s, that's what this is all about Morty! 𝗦𝘇𝗲𝗰𝗵𝘂𝗮𝗻? Th-that’s my one arm man. I’m not driven by avenging my dead family 𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺-  Morty, that was FAKE! -𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬. I-I’m driven by finding that, McNugget Sauce. 𝗡𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀? I want that Mulan McNugget Sauce, Morty. 𝗠𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗻? That’s my series arc Morty! 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗹? If it takes 9 seasons, I WANT MY MCNUGGET DIPPING, 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗥𝗶𝗰𝗸? SAUCE SZECHUAN SAUCE MORTY! 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁? TH-THAT’S WHAT'S GONNA TAKE US, ALL THE WAY TO THE END MORTY! SEASON, 9 MORE SEASONS MORTY! 𝗦𝘇𝗲𝗰𝗵𝘂𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗮𝘂𝗰𝗲?! 9 MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING SZECHUAN SAUCE! 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁?!  FOR 97 MORE YEARS MORTY! 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁?!  I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE MORTY!!!