Dweet.io and IDeas...hint!

import requests, psutil

import time
import datetime

thing_name = "6d073d05-beagleDeagle"

def dweet(thing, **vals):
    url = "http://dweet.io/dweet/for/{}".format(thing)
    requests.post(url, params=vals)

def get_uptime():
    with open("/proc/uptime", "r") as f:
        raw = f.read()
    seconds = float(raw.split()[0])
    return seconds

while True:
    uptime = get_uptime()
    uptime_datetime = datetime.datetime.fromtimestamp(uptime)
    uptime_datetime.strftime("%H:$M:$S")

    load = psutil.cpu_percent(interval=2)
    mem = psutil.virtual_memory()[2]

    dweet(thing_name, uptime=uptime, cpu_load=load, memory=mem)