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- Time for the news. I guess.
- Iran’s Salami Vows ‘Hard, Firm’ Strikes Coming Against U.S.
- In this Nov. 22, 2018, the then deputy commander of Iran's Revolutionary Guard Gen. Hossein Salami speaks in a conference in Tehran, Iran. Iran's Revolutionary Guard shot down a U.S. drone on Thursday, June 20, 2019, amid heightened tensions between Tehran and Washington over its collapsing nuclear deal with world …
- Islamic Revolution Guard Corps (IRGC) commander Hossein Salami said Tuesday that Iran is seeking revenge against the U.S. that “will be hard, firm, regrettable, decisive and complete.”
- Court Docs: Hunter Biden Accused of Identity Theft to Hide Drug Addiction
- 861
- Chelsea Clinton Rakes in $9 Million as Corporate Board Director
- AMY FURR
- 8341
- Bloomberg Cites August 2019 After-School Shooting, Pushes Gun Control
- 64
- Trump: Dems in Congress Are ‘Antisemitic,’ ‘Totally Against Israel’…
- 495
- …Defends Killing Qasem Soleimani: He was a Terrorist, Not a Poet
- 6163
- Knesset AG Under Fire for Wife’s Role in Netanyahu Indictments
- 12
- Hirono: Trump Creating ‘Chaos in the Middle East’ to Distract from Impeachment
- 332
- Hollywood Heaps Praise on Michelle Williams for Pro-Abortion Golden Globes Acceptance Speech
- 1464
- Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Netflix Series Features Exorcisms, Psychedelics, Orgasms
- 98
- Actress Margot Robbie Used Twitter to Understand that Conservative Women Are Real People
- 394
- Harvey Weinstein Charged with Sexual Assault in L.A.
- 938
- Preliminary Golden Globes Ratings Hit Another Low
- 121
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- Letter: U.S.-Led Coalition to Withdraw from Iraq
- Letter: U.S. to Withdraw from Iraq (Update)
- 2217
- Hawley Introduces Resolution to Dismiss Impeachment Trial
- 1870
- Rich Kaye: American Jews, Like British Jews, Should Denounce the Left
- Rich Kaye: American Jews, Like British Jews, Should Denounce the Left
- 497
- Iran Formally Announces It Will Continue Violating the Nuclear Deal
- Iran Formally Announces It Will Continue Violating the Nuclear Deal
- 1950
- Ilhan Omar: Trump Might Start War with Iran to Protect His Hotels’ Income
- Ilhan Omar: Trump Might Start War with Iran to Protect His Hotels’ Income
- 6548
- Buttigieg: ‘Taking Out a Bad Guy Is Not Necessarily a Good Idea’
- 3610
- Bloomberg Hits Sanders: ‘Outrageous’ to Call Soleimani’s Death an ‘Assassination’
- 498
- Donald Trump: Impeachment a Democrat ‘Con Game’ for 2020 Elections
- Trump: Impeachment a Democrat ‘Con Game’ for 2020 Elections
- 137
- FNC’s Napolitano: Dems Should Re-Open Impeachment Inquiry Based on New Evidence
- FNC’s Napolitano: Dems Should Re-Open Impeachment Inquiry Based on New Evidence
- 5115
- John Bolton: ‘I Am Prepared to Testify’ in Senate Impeachment Trial
- Bolton: ‘I Am Prepared to Testify’ in Senate Impeachment Trial
- 2097
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- Nolte: Ricky Gervais Proves Pompous Hollywood Can No Longer Take a Joke
- Nolte: Ricky Gervais Proves Pompous Hollywood Can No Longer Take a Joke
- 1343
- Julián Castro Endorses Elizabeth Warren for President: ‘Nobody Is Working Harder Than You Are’
- Julián Castro Endorses Elizabeth Warren for President
- HANNAH BLEAU
- 1014
- Gingrich: Trump Should Send Pelosi a ‘Thank-You Note’ for Impeachment Delay
- PAM KEY
- 678
- Pelosi Celebrated Killing of Gaddafi, Slams Trump for Eliminating Soleimani…
- 5007
- Flashback: Obama Bombed Countries, Went to War, Used ‘Kill List’ without Congress
- …Flashback: Schumer Praised Obama’s ‘Bold & Decisive’ Strike on Terrorist Leader
- 1211
- Ocasio-Cortez Accuses ‘Monster’ Trump of Engaging in ‘War Crime’ over Iran Threats
- AOC: ‘Monster’ Trump Engaging in ‘War Crime’
- 962
- Chuck Schumer Urges Trump to Declassify War Powers Notification Letter on Iran Strike
- …Schumer Urges Trump to Declassify War Powers Notification Letter on Iran Strike
- 591
- Nolte: Media Hate Trump So Much, They Glorify Terrorist Qasem Soleimani
- Nolte: Media Hate Trump So Much, They Glorify Terrorist Soleimani
- 1016
- Pope Francis Calls for ‘Self-Control’ amid U.S.-Iran Tensions
- Pope Francis Calls for ‘Self-Control’ amid U.S.-Iran Tensions
- THOMAS D. WILLIAMS, PH.D.
- 417
- Rabbi Shmuley: Killing Suleimani Was the Moral Response to Genocide
- Rabbi Shmuley: Killing Suleimani Was the Moral Response to Genocide
- SHMULEY BOTEACH
- 65
- Alleged ‘Iranian Hackers’ Hijack Obscure Government Website
- 35
- Adam Schiff Demands Public Hearings on Soleimani Strike
- Schiff Demands Public Hearings on Soleimani Strike…
- 11050
- …House Foreign Affairs Committee to Trump: ‘You’re Not a Dictator’…
- 449
- Cowboys Pick McCarthy to Replace Garrett as Coach
- Cowboys Pick McCarthy to Replace Garrett as Coach
- 63
- WATCH: Antonio Brown Drops Rap Video ‘Whole Lotta Money’
- WATCH: Antonio Brown Drops Rap Video ‘Whole Lotta Money’
- 29
- Alabama QB Tua Tagovailoa Says He Is Entering 2020 NFL draft
- Alabama QB Tua Tagovailoa Says He Is Entering 2020 NFL draft
- AP
- 84
- Watch Live: Minuscule Turnout for Anti-Trump D.C. Protest
- Watch: Minuscule Turnout for Anti-Trump D.C. Protest
- 861
- Maxine Waters: Trump’s Mental Health an Impeachment Consideration
- 1712
- GOP Sen. Hawley: ‘Nancy Pelosi Is Attempting to Obstruct a Senate Trial’ by Withholding Impeachment Articles
- Hawley: ‘Pelosi Is Attempting to Obstruct a Senate Trial’
- 530
- Ex-Georgetown Basketball Player Omari Faulkner Running to Unseat Sen. Mark Warner
- Ex-Georgetown Basketball Player Running to Unseat Sen. Mark Warner
- ‘You’re in No Position to Lecture the Public About Anything’
- ‘You Know Nothing About the Real World’
- Blasts hollywood Foreign Press: ‘very very racist’
- DAVID NG
- 20560
- Joaquin Phoenix to Hollywood Environmentalists: Stop Taking ‘Private Jets’ to Award Shows
- Joaquin Phoenix: Stop Taking Private Jets to Award Shows
- 1905
- Watch: Michelle Williams’ Goes on Bizarre Pro-Abortion Rant at Golden Globe
- Watch: Michelle Williams Bizarre Pro-Abortion Rant
- 3449
- Actor George Lopez Accepts Iran’s Bounty to Assassinate President Trump
- Actor George Lopez Accepts Iran’s Bounty to Assassinate President Trump
- ALANA MASTRANGELO
- 42297
- Golden Globes: Patricia Arquette Lectures Trump over Iran Strike
- Patricia Arquette Lectures Trump over Iran Strike
- 4401
- Golden Globes: Russell Crowe Blames Australian Fires on Climate Change in Acceptance Speech
- Russell Crowe Blames Australian Fires on Climate Change
- 5662
- Republican Jeanne Ives: Democrat Sean Casten a ‘Symbol’ of the Radical Left
- Republican Jeanne Ives: Democrat Sean Casten a ‘Symbol’ of the Radical Left
- 97
- New York Times: Jared Golden Risks Alienating Democrats, Republicans on Impeachment
- NYT: Dem Rep Risks Alienating Democrats, Republicans on Impeachment
- 156
- McCarthy: Pelosi Could Go to a Third Article of Impeachment
- McCarthy: Pelosi Could Go to a Third Article of Impeachment
- 2,339
- Mort Klein: New York’s ‘Bail Reform’ Makes Jews Unsafe
- Mort Klein: New York’s ‘Bail Reform’ Makes Jews Unsafe
- 466
- WATCH: Police Find Talking Parrot After Responding to Call About Woman Screaming
- WATCH: Police Find Talking Parrot After Responding to Call About Woman Screaming
- 206
- Man Accused of Spitting at Woman Outside NYC Yeshiva in Alleged Anti-Semitic Act
- Man Accused of Spitting at Woman Outside NYC Yeshiva in Alleged Anti-Semitic Act
- 411
- Fashion Notes: Melania Trump Returns to White House in Custom Hervé Pierre
- 👢Fashion Notes: Melania Trump Returns to White House in Custom Hervé Pierre
- 339
- McCrory: Democrats’ Attacks on Trump ‘Could Almost Be Speaking Points for the Iranian Regime’
- McCrory: Democrats’ Attacks on Trump ‘Could Almost Be Speaking Points for the Iranian Regime’
- 1,704
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- Chelsea Clinton Rakes in $9 Million as Corporate Board Director
- Chelsea Clinton Rakes in $9 Million as Corporate Board Director
- 8341
- Trump: We're Not Leaving Iraq Until They Pay Us for the Military
- Trump: We're Not Leaving Iraq Until They Pay Us for the Military
- 5186
- Mitt Romney: I Want John Bolton to Testify at Impeachment Trial
- Mitt Romney: I Want John Bolton to Testify at Impeachment Trial
- 1558
- Watch: Golden Globes Host Ricky Gervais Destroys Hollywood
- Watch: Golden Globes Host Ricky Gervais Destroys Hollywood
- Three Aspiring Rappers Brutally Attack White Father and His 14-Year-Old Son, Steal Their Car
- Charles Martel
- Let's hope this experience transforms the son into a passionate and unrepentant racist.
- Underprivileged Youth Steals Tip Jar from Deli, Stabs White Owner to Death When He Tries to Take It Back
- Charles Martel
- France: Vibrant Gang Beat Up White Teenager on Street
- Charles Martel
- ............... Weather.
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- Current threat: The Iranians. 👳🏾
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- Sarah Andersen
- Sarah C. Andersen (better known as Auschwitz Anderϟϟen) is an artist who was best known for being the creator of Sarah's Scribbles – an absolutely hilarious webcomic about her horrible menstrual periods, exceedingly poor personal hygiene and overabundance of body hair. Unfortunately for Sarah, this would all change in December, 2016, when the denizens of /pol/ and Anime Nazi Twitter decided to give her comics the Ben Garrison treatment and spice them up with some much-needed racism and meme magick to create Sarah's Shoah – one of the lulziest webcomics evar.
- Over the span of a mere few days, Sarah's comics would give birth to at least 6 million high-quality racist edits that would make A. Wyatt Mann shed tears of joy.
- (( PLZ BE MY GF, SARAH! ))
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- Kifli or kipfel is a traditional yeast bread roll that is rolled and formed into a crescent shape before baking. Crescent-shaped pastries are considered the oldest surviving pastry shape and are believed to represent an ancient pagan tradition involving offerings to the moon goddess, Selene. Pastries of similar shape have been baked since at least the 10th century. Kifli was likely traditionally baked in monasteries for Easter. It is a common type of bread roll throughout much of central Europe and nearby countries, where it is called by various names. It is likely the inspiration for the French croissant, which has a similar shape but is made with a different type of dough.
- This picture shows five Serbian kifli made with spelt flour, filled with sheep cheese and topped with sesame seeds, baked for Eastern Christmas, which falls on 7 January according to the Julian calendar.
- Photograph credit: Petar Milošević
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- Bye, you Niggers. I'm gonna go mix some red bull with cocaine and liquor.
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