Random nugget

Not sure who authored this public paste but when you get a compiler for this code I vote that they rewrite windows in this language.

whilst($var1 doth commensurate $var2) proceed forthwith to:
    vouchsafe that $var1 doth accumulate in substance by 1;
    shall ($var1 outstrip $var2) proceed forthwith to:
        take flight from thine repetitions;
    culminate
culminate