Money for Nothin'

[OST:
https://youtu.be/JRDgihVDEko]

[Intro: Wizard]
I want my, I want my D&D
I want my, I want my D&D
I want my, I want my D&D
I want my, I want my D&D

[Drum Solo]

[Guitar Riff]

[Verse 1: Fighter]
Now look at them blow-glow's, that's the way you do it
You play the bard in D&D
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin,' and Elven chicks for free
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your, little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

[Chorus: Fighter & Wizard]
We got to throw the divine omens
Musclin' dungeon e-e-e-eries
We got to work, for something greater
We gotta roll these dices VI's

[Verse 2: Wizard]
See the little faggot with the earring and the m-ake-up?
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot, got his own spell arcane
That little faggot, he's a millionaire

[Chorus: Fighter & Wizard]
We got to throw the divine faith omens
Musclin' dungeon e-e-e-eries
We got to work for something greater
We gotta roll these dices VI's

[Ad Lib: Fighter]
Caster, caster
Uh

[Chorus: Wizard & Fighter]
We got to throw the divine faith omens
Musclin' dungeon e-e-e-eries
We got to work for something greater
We gotta roll these dices V's

[Ad Lib: Wizard]
Swordy here, sword out

[Verse 3: Fighter & Wizard]
I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the violin man, we could have some?..
And he's up there, what's that? Barbarian noises?
Slashin' dem demons like on killin' spree
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin', get Elven chicks for free

[Chorus: Fighter & Wizard]
We got to throw the divine faith omens
Musclin' dungeon e-e-e-eries
We got to work for something greater
We gotta roll these dices V's

[Verse 4: Fighter & Wizard]
Listen here
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
You play the bard in D&D
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin', Elven chicks for free

[Bridge: Fighter & (Wizard)]
Money for nothin', Elven chicks for free
Money for nothin', Elven chicks for free
Money for nothin', Elven chicks for free
Money for nothin', Elven chicks for free
(Money for nothin') Money for nothin', Elven chicks for free
Money for nothin', Elven chicks for free
Money for nothin', Elven chicks for free
Money for nothin', Elven chicks for free
Look at that, look at that
Money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Elven chicks for free (I want my D&D)
Money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Elven chicks for free (I want my D&D)
Money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Elven chicks for free (I want my D&D)
Money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Elven chicks for free (I want my D&D)
Easy, easy money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Easy, easy Elven chicks for free (I want my D&D)
Easy, easy money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Elven chicks for free (I want my D&D)
That ain't workin'

[Guitar Riff]

[Outro: Fighter]
Money for nothin', Elven chicks for free
Money for nothin', Elven chicks for free