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- local lines = 600
- local seed = 2
- random_names = {
- "The koolaid man",
- "Bob",
- "Rob",
- "A cupake",
- "A dog",
- "A stray dog",
- "A school girl",
- "A school boy",
- "An anime boy",
- "An anime girl",
- "A can of noodles",
- "A can of hotdog",
- "Ronald McDonald",
- "Your grandfather",
- "Your grandmother",
- "Mary",
- "A moderatly big slice of cheese",
- "Karma",
- "Karen",
- "That one frenchfry on the bottom of the bag",
- "That one stoner",
- "That one crackhead",
- "A lump of ass",
- "A very brown fish",
- "A very thick piece of paper",
- "A can of bowling balls",
- "A can of fish smelling corn",
- "A misshapen bulge",
- "A clone of yourself",
- "A fucking dumbass",
- "A green chocolate bar",
- "My melted grandmother",
- "A pair of very short shorts"
- }
- function starterSelector()
- local nammy
- for i=1,seed do
- nammy = random_names[math.random(1,#random_names)]
- end
- random_starters = {
- "Once upon a time, "..nammy.." thought it would be a good idea to",
- "One time, "..nammy.." got the bright idea to",
- "Without hesitation, "..nammy.." went to go",
- nammy.." wanted to go",
- "One day, "..nammy.." suddenly woke up from its long slumber and tried to",
- nammy.." walked up to a man and begun to",
- "With the help of "..nammy..", "..random_names[math.random(1,#random_names)].." thought it would be a good idea to",
- "In a turn of unfortunatly events, "..nammy.." went to go"
- }
- local keker
- for i=1,seed do
- keker = random_starters[math.random(1,#random_starters)]
- end
- return keker
- end
- random_verbs = {
- "eat",
- "scream at",
- "get underneath",
- "furiously explode",
- "sprint towards",
- "bone",
- "cheese",
- "water",
- "assalt",
- "drink",
- "moderately die from",
- "juice",
- "fuck",
- "bump",
- "jump",
- "cream",
- "hump"
- }
- random_gen_words = {
- "their",
- "your grandmother's",
- "your grandfather's",
- "a woman's",
- "a man's",
- "your mother's",
- "your father's",
- "your belly button's",
- "your elbow's",
- "your forehead's"
- }
- random_gen_words2 = {
- "butt",
- "salad",
- "chicken nugget",
- "chicken nuggies",
- "chicken nuggers",
- "mc dicks",
- "forehead"
- }
- random_enders = {
- "as furiously as possible",
- "as fast as possible",
- "with a lot of chipotle",
- "with a nice amount of sugar",
- "with a ton of sugar",
- "using an apple and a grape",
- "using the dog as a supplement",
- "using the cat as an example",
- "using the kids as an example"
- }
- for i=1,lines do
- local math1
- local math2
- local math3
- local math4
- for k=1,seed do
- --math1 = math.random(1,#random_starters)
- math2 = math.random(1,#random_verbs)
- math3 = math.random(1,#random_gen_words)
- math4 = math.random(1,#random_gen_words2)
- math5 = math.random(1,#random_enders)
- end
- print(i.." | "..starterSelector().." "..random_verbs[math2].." "..random_gen_words[math3].." "..random_gen_words2[math4].." "..random_enders[math5])
- end
- --random_char = {"weird ","Bob ","ate ","drank ","ass ","milk ","oranges ","I ","for ","everyday ","24/7 ","dick ","sporting ","goods ","cheerfully ","screamed ","at ","died ","with ","James ","April ","in ","under ","a women ","a man ","an undefined gender ","Wednesday ","without ","cheese ","cheesy ","got ","and ","and then ","but then ","exploded ","oofed ","sewer ","a ","pencil ","school boy ","school girl ","briefcase ","courtroom ","their house ","in bed ","in the shower ","in prison ","got fucked ","but died ","got yeeted ","creamy ","for eternity ","apples ","eggplants ","thick peaches ","boned ","jump ","creamed ","under certain circumstances ","very thick "}
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