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- Well, I guess this is it.
- This is CNN…
- Sex Abuse Scandals, Internal Chaos, and Sinking Ratings Rock Cable Network on Eve of Streaming Launch
- Mario Tama; Jamie McCarthy; Alex Wong; Dia Dipasupil; Mike Coppola; Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images
- CNN is betting big on its new digital streaming service CNN+ that will debut in early 2022, calling it the most important launch since Ted Turner introduced the cable network more than four decades ago. But a string of shocking internal scandals is threatening to steal the spotlight on the eve of the big reveal.
- D.C.’s Democrat Mayor: Expect ‘Virtual Learning Throughout the Semester’
- Omicron Freakout in Blue America: School Closures Return!
- D.C. Mayor: Expect ‘Virtual Learning Throughout the Semester’
- 2,488
- Biden: I Have the ‘Strongest First-Year Economic Track Record’ of Any Recent President
- …Biden: I Have the ‘Strongest First-Year Economic Track Record’ of Any Recent President
- PAUL BOIS
- 1,999
- Rand Paul: ‘Unconscionable’ that Biden Administration Withholding Lifesaving Coronavirus Treatment
- Rand: ‘Unconscionable’ Biden Withholding Lifesaving Corona Meds
- HANNAH BLEAU
- 1,114
- Establishment Media Acknowledge Biden Botched Omicron Testing Kit Supply
- Media Admit President Joey Botched Testing Supply…
- 672
- Virus postpones Westminster Kennel Club’s annual dog show
- Virus postpones Westminster Kennel Club’s annual dog show
- 134
- Officials: Vegas fireworks show will go on, 300,000 expected
- Officials: Vegas Fireworks Show Will Go on, 300,000 Expected
- 60
- Oops! 7 Allies Biden Needlessly Angered in 2021
- Big Joey’s Big Oopsies: 7 Allies Biden Needlessly Angered in 2021…
- FRANCES MARTEL
- 139
- Rick Scott: Biden Needs to Shut Down Nord Stream 2, He Shut Down American Pipelines
- …Rick Scott: Biden Should Shut Down Russia’s Nord Stream 2 Pipeline Like He Did U.S. Pipelines
- 149
- Joe Biden Warns Putin Again U.S. Will ‘Respond Decisively’ if Russia Invades Ukraine
- Big Joey Warns Putin: U.S. Will ‘Respond Decisively’ if Russia Invades Ukraine
- 590
- Transitioning to New Messaging?
- Trans Activists Admit They’ve Lost the Debate
- New Stealth Tactic to Gain Public Support: Claim to be a Victim of ‘Transphobia’
- NEIL MUNRO
- 1,786
- Michigan Democrat Gretchen Whitmer’s Top 5 Coronavirus ‘Rules for Thee, Not for Me’ Moments of 2021
- 38
- Biden Senior Adviser’s Brother Will Lobby for Foreign Company That Made Covid Vax
- JORDAN DIXON-HAMILTON
- 134
- Report: U.S. Children Hospitalized with COVID in Record Numbers
- 4,626
- Apple Loves China: Launches ‘Year of the Tiger’ Themed Earbuds for Chinese New Year
- Apple 💕 China: Sells ‘Year of the Tiger’-Themed Earbuds for Chinese New Year
- 44
- Chinese Vent Pandemic Woes to Dead Dr. Li Wenliang, Arrested for Coronavirus Warning
- FRANCES MARTEL
- 38
- Stop and Board: U.S. Navy Seizes $4M Worth of Heroin in Arabian Sea
- Stop and Board: U.S. Navy Seizes $4M Worth of Heroin in Arabian Sea
- 95
- Iran State TV Says Tehran Launches Rocket into Space
- Iran State TV Says Tehran Launches Rocket into Space
- 172
- Vatican: 22 Catholic Missionaries Killed in 2021
- 98
- Fauci Dances Around Questions on Relaxing Restrictions on Schools
- 26
- D.C. Mayor Bowser Requires Negative Coronavirus Tests for Public School Students
- Mayor Bowser Requires Negative COVID Tests for Public School Attendance
- 328
- Biden’s Pandemic: Massive Lines for Coronavirus Tests Amid Shortage
- Biden’s Pandemic: Massive Lines for COVID Tests
- PAUL BOIS
- 1,122
- CDC Director Says Health Officials Need to Spend Time ‘Talking to Parents’ to Get Children Vaccinated
- 190
- Democratic Hero Sen. Harry Reid Blocked George Bush’s 2007 Amnesty
- Flashback: Harry Reid Blocked George Bush’s 2007 Amnesty
- 150
- Joe Biden Deports over 1,000 Cuban Refugees in Especially Violent Year for Dissidents
- Biden Deports over 1,000 Cuban Refugees in Violent Year for Dissidents
- 249
- Exclusive Analysis: Biden’s Mass Release of Illegal Aliens into U.S. to Cost Americans $6.6B Annually
- Exclusive Analysis: Biden’s Mass Release of Illegal Aliens into U.S. to Cost Americans $6.6B Annually
- JOHN BINDER
- 2,253
- ‘Blood On Her Hands’: Chicago 911 Dispatcher Slams Mayor Lori Lightfoot Over Skyrocketing Murder Rate
- Chicago 911 Dispatcher Slams Mayor Lightfoot: ‘Blood on Her Hands’
- WARNER TODD HUSTON
- 412
- IRS Requirement to Report Stolen Property as Income Goes Viral
- 1,342
- Aaron Rodgers Blasts NFL’s ‘Two-Class System’ for Vaxed and Unvaxed Players
- Aaron Rodgers Blasts NFL’s ‘Two-Class System’ for Vaxed and Unvaxed Players
- 899
- NBA Christmas Ratings Crash to Near Historic Lows, Crushed by NFL Games
- NBA Christmas Ratings Crash to Near Historic Lows, Crushed by NFL Games
- 1,484
- ‘No Response at All’: LeBron Silent After Kareem Blasts His Covid Meme
- 423
- Exclusive — Matt Gaetz: ‘Nothing More Dangerous’ than ‘Weaponization’ of DOJ Against People Who Go to School Board Meetings
- 1,677
- Tom Cotton: War on Crime Must Begin with Recalling, Removing ‘Every Last Soros’ District Attorney
- Cotton: Remove Every Last Soros District Attorney
- 573
- Unhinged PA Republican Repeatedly Lies, Smears Breitbart Reporter in Meltdown Interview
- MATTHEW BOYLE
- 844
- House Dem Spanberger to Run in District Where She Does Not Live
- 36
- ‘Never Been Weaker’: U.S. Trade Deficit ‘Mushroomed to a Record’ in November
- ‘Never Been Weaker’: U.S. Trade Deficit ‘Mushroomed to a Record’ in November
- 275
- Report: Gas Prices Could Average $4 per Gallon Nationally by Late Spring
- Report: Gas Prices Could Average $4 per Gallon Nationally by Late Spring
- 485
- Plurality of Americans Say They Are Worse Off Financially than 1 Year Ago
- 58
- Exclusive Analysis: Biden’s Mass Release of Illegal Aliens into U.S. to Cost Americans $6.6B Annually
- 2,253
- Lindsey Graham: ‘I Think 2024 Is President Trump’s Election to Lose’
- Lindsey Graham: ‘I Think 2024 Is President Trump’s Election to Lose’
- 2,379
- Trans Activists Admit They've Lost the Debate, Urge Stealth Tact
- Trans Activists Admit They've Lost the Debate, Urge Stealth Tact
- 1,786
- Biden Denies Monoclonal Antibody Treatments as Shortages
- Biden Denies Monoclonal Antibody Treatments as Shortages
- 3,904
- Biden: I Have 'the Strongest First-Year Economic Track Record'
- Biden: I Have 'the Strongest First-Year Economic Track Record'
- 1,999
- Hasan: 21 Million Americans Open to Using Force to Restore Trump
- Hasan: 21 Million Americans Open to Using Force to Restore Trump
- 301
- Cook Political Report Projects GOP Favored to Win House Majority
- Cook Political Report Projects GOP Favored to Win House Majority
- 222
- Woman Submits As She Loses Jeopardy Record to 'Transgender' Man
- Woman Submits As She Loses Jeopardy Record to 'Transgender' Man
- 12,094
- Sex Scandals, Sinking Ratings: CNN Imploding on Eve of Streaming Debut
- Sex Scandals, Sinking Ratings: CNN Imploding on Eve of Streaming Debut
- 2,463
- Build Back Better: Britain's Year of Climate Craziness
- Build Back Better: Britain's Year of Climate Craziness
- 89
- CA City Giving Blacks Housing for 'Theft' of Homes to Build Highways
- CA City Giving Blacks Housing for 'Theft' of Homes to Build Highways
- 789
- AOC Staffer: Israel a ‘Racist European Ethnostate' on 'Stolen Land'
- AOC Staffer: Israel a ‘Racist European Ethnostate' on 'Stolen Land'
- Cuban Negro Shoots 2 People in 2 Separate Attacks in Miami, 1 Victim Dead.
- I say we cut him in half and ship one half back to Africa, and the other half to Cuba.
- Manhattan: 2 Female Apes Shove Elderly Woman onto Sidewalk, Steal Her Belongings, Then Run off.
- Tar Monkey Rapes Woman in His Car After She Refused to Have Sex With Him.
- Subhuman Arrested After Breaking into Elderly Woman's Home, Raping Her, and Stealing Her Life Alert Bracelet.
- UK: Police Searching for 2 Negro Homosexuals Who Raped White Man at Milton Keynes Park.
- Spic Illegal Arrested in Bossier City After Raping 4-Year-Old Girl and for Raping the Girl's Mother When She Was 11.
- Chicago: Negress Lesbian Arrested After Raping 4-Year-Old Girl.
- Spic Pees at Maryland Bus Terminal, Man Tells Him to Use Bathroom, Spic Slashes Him With Boxcutter.
- .......... Everyone is fine... They just need to walk it off.... Weather.
- Dense Fog Advisory
- Action Recommended
- Execute a pre-planned activity identified in the instructions
- Issued By
- Austin/San Antonio - TX, US, National Weather Service
- Affected Area
- Portions of south central Texas
- Description
- ...DENSE FOG ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 10 AM CST THIS MORNING...
- WHAT...Visibility one quarter mile or less in dense fog.
- WHERE...Portions of south central Texas.
- WHEN...Until 10 AM CST this morning.
- PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...
- If driving, slow down, use your headlights, and leave plenty of distance ahead of you.
- Fri 31 | Day
- 81°
- 11%
- S 13 mph
- Cloudy skies early, followed by partial clearing. High 81F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 81%
- UV Index
- 3 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:26 am
- Sunset
- 5:41 pm
- Fri 31 | Night
- 70°
- 23%
- S 14 mph
- Partly cloudy skies early will give way to cloudy skies late. Low around 70F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 90%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 5:06 am
- Waning Crescent
- Moonset
- 3:39 pm
- Sat 01
- 82°
- /30°
- Partly Cloudy
- 19%
- W 11 mph
- Sun 02
- 49°
- /27°
- Sunny/Wind
- 0%
- NNW 22 mph
- Mon 03
- 53°
- /36°
- Mostly Sunny
- 1%
- ESE 6 mph
- Tue 04
- 68°
- /44°
- Partly Cloudy
- 5%
- SSW 14 mph
- Wed 05
- 72°
- /47°
- Sunny
- 6%
- SW 10 mph
- Thu 06
- 56°
- /31°
- Mostly Sunny
- 2%
- N 18 mph
- Fri 07
- 56°
- /46°
- Mostly Sunny
- 2%
- E 8 mph
- Sat 08
- 72°
- /59°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- S 10 mph
- Sun 09
- 72°
- /50°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- NW 12 mph
- Mon 10
- 62°
- /40°
- Partly Cloudy
- 23%
- N 14 mph
- Tue 11
- 61°
- /46°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- NE 9 mph
- Wed 12
- 66°
- /47°
- AM Showers
- 34%
- NE 11 mph
- Thu 13
- 68°
- /48°
- Partly Cloudy
- 19%
- SSW 9 mph
- Fri 14
- 68°
- /48°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- SW 8 mph
- ............
- Current threat: Wildfires. 🔥
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- Sneakylizard
- Sneakylizard (Powerword: Rye Callan) is Some MK fanboy who once lied about becoming An Hero, and yet somehow everyone believed him.
- Our story starts with some DA user called corbett-collins (Don't bother looking him up, he's banned) Uploaded a picture that was so "offensive" that everybody and their mother hated it...And by that We mean whiny 2 year olds, One of the biggest being Sneaky.
- Sneaky Spammed threat after threat about wanting to kill Collins for the unforgivable "crime" of Making an offensive pic, Including Sneaky saying he would throw Collin in jail and Force feed him Jizz...Again all because of some Pic.
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- The Tales of Hoffmann is an opéra fantastique by the French composer Jacques Offenbach. The French libretto was written by Jules Barbier, based on three short stories by E. T. A. Hoffmann, the opera's protagonist. It was Offenbach's final work; he died in October 1880, four months before it premiered in Paris. This illustration of the opera's premiere, attributed to Pierre-Auguste Lamy, depicts the Olympia act, based on a portion of Hoffmann's "Der Sandmann".
- Illustration credit: Pierre-Auguste Lamy (attributed); restored by Adam Cuerden
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- 🥳 🎉 Well, I hope everyone's New Year's goes well. I'm gonna go fuck an ostrich... You may be wondering; how do you fuck an ostrich? Well, you see, you need to tie its legs and then pin it to the ground and just jam your dick in there....
- Fufufufufufuufufufufufu Anyway, I'm out, faggots.
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