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- Morning, nigs. Time for the news.
- Tucker: Democrats ‘Think It Is Fine to Mobilize the Army in Order to Put Down Domestic Opinions’
- Members of the National Guard patrol the National Mall on January 19, 2021 in Washington, DC. Tight security measures are in place for Inauguration Day due to greater security threats after the attack on the U.S. Capitol on January 6. (Photo by Stephanie Keith/Getty Images)
- Monday, Fox News Channel host Tucker Carlson opened his program questioning the military presence in Washington, D.C., around the U.S. Capitol.
- Exclusive: Poland’s ‘Freedom Act’ Will Empower People to Overturn Big Tech Shadowbans
- Exclusive: Freedom Act Will Empower Poles to Stop Big Tech Shadowbans
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- Polish Government to Breitbart: Big Tech’s ‘Cancel Culture’ Is Bolshevik, Not Democratic
- Polish Govt to Breitbart: Big Tech’s ‘Cancel Culture’ Is Bolshevik, Not Democratic
- 211
- UK So Confident on Vax Supply, Will Start to Stockpile for 2022
- UK Stockpiles Vax for 2022
- 55
- Nolte: Hollywood Pays Off Joe and Kamala Through Their Kids
- JOHN NOLTE
- 1,126
- Sophia Bush Advocates for Labelling Republicans as Terrorists
- Sophia Bush Advocates for Labelling Republicans as Terrorists
- 6,456
- Kamala Harris’ Niece Told She Can No Longer Sell Clothing Bearing Her Aunt’s Name
- Kamala Harris’ Niece Told She Can No Longer Sell Clothing Bearing Her Aunt’s Name
- AMY FURR
- 173
- House Democrats Seek to Include Amnesty for Illegal Aliens in Coronavirus Relief Package
- House Democrats Seek to Include Amnesty for Illegal Aliens in Coronavirus Relief Package
- 2,443
- Republican Group Targets GOP Lawmakers in Billboard Campaign Urging Them to Resign
- Republican Group Targets GOP Lawmakers in Billboard Campaign Urging Them to Resign
- 3,547
- Sens. Cotton, Graham Urge Joe Biden to Keep ‘Remain in Mexico’ Border Rule
- Sens. Cotton, Graham Urge Joe Biden to Keep ‘Remain in Mexico’ Border Rule
- 79
- Karl Rove: I’ve Known About John Weaver’s ‘Pattern of Behavior’ Since 1988
- Karl Rove: I’ve Known About Lincoln Project’s John Weaver’s ‘Pattern of Behavior’ Since 1988
- 527
- Biden’s DHS Pick Oversaw Corporate Merger, Leaving Thousands Laid Off
- Biden’s DHS Pick Oversaw Corporate Merger, Leaving Thousands Laid Off
- 183
- Ted Cruz: Trump’s Election Rhetoric Was ‘Reckless and Irresponsible’ — No Evidence of ‘Massive Fraud’
- Ted Cruz: Trump’s Election Rhetoric Was ‘Reckless and Irresponsible’
- 1,336
- WATCH: Anti-Police Protest Turns Violent After Dark in Rochester, NY
- WATCH: Anti-Police Protest Turns Violent After Dark in Rochester, NY
- 567
- Animals First: Activists Want Border Wall Demolished for Wildlife Migration
- Animals First: Activists Want Border Wall Demolished for Wildlife Migration
- 2,463
- China Floats Foreign Frozen Food, Not Wild Animals at Market, as Coronavirus Source
- China Floats Foreign Frozen Food, Not Wild Animals at Market, as Coronavirus Source
- FRANCES MARTEL
- 156
- Myanmar Coup: Military Arrests Nobel Peace Prize Winner Accused of Genocide
- Myanmar Coup: Military Arrests Nobel Peace Prize Winner Accused of Genocide
- 135
- Pathway to UK Citizenship Now Open to Millions of Hong Kongers
- Pathway to UK Citizenship Now Open to Millions of Hong Kongers
- 479
- DePaul U. Black Student Union Demands Segregated ‘Safe Spaces’
- DePaul U. Black Student Union Demands Segregated ‘Safe Spaces’
- 224
- Microsoft Offers to Replace Google in Australia as Search Giant Threatens to Leave Country
- Microsoft Offers to Replace Google in Australia as Search Giant Threatens to Leave Country
- 59
- Zuckerberg Explains Facebook Blacklisting Trump: He wanted to ‘Undermine’ the Transition of Power
- Project Veritas: Facebook Defends Trump Ban
- Zuck: Wanted to ‘Undermine’ Transition of Power
- 1,901
- Project Veritas: Hours of Insider Facebook Footage Reveal Zuckerberg’s Agenda
- …Praises Biden Orders on DACA, ’Racial Justice,’ Climate Change, More
- 3,151
- Project Veritas Video Shows Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg Downplaying Left-Wing Violence
- …CEO Downplays Left-Wing Violence…
- 5,602
- Joe Biden Meeting with Ten Senate Republicans on Coronavirus Relief
- Joe Biden Meeting with Ten Senate Republicans on Coronavirus Relief
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- 276
- Porch Pirates: Detroit Woman Claims Her Front Porch Was Stolen
- Porch Pirates: Detroit Woman Claims Her Front Porch Was Stolen
- 17
- Community Raises $30,000 for Louisiana Family’s Adoption
- Community Raises $30,000 for Louisiana Family’s Adoption
- 7
- Community Buys Wheelchair Accessible Van for Mom of Child with Special Needs
- Community Buys Wheelchair Accessible Van for Mom of Child with Special Needs
- 28
- Facebook Blacklisted Trump to Stop Him from 'Undermining' Democracy
- Facebook Blacklisted Trump to Stop Him from 'Undermining' Democracy
- 1,902
- Republican Group Targets GOP Lawmakers in Billboard Campaign
- Republican Group Targets GOP Lawmakers in Billboard Campaign
- 3,549
- John Weaver Accused of Sending Provocative Messages to Young Men
- John Weaver Accused of Sending Provocative Messages to Young Men
- 8,074
- Polish Govt Tells Breitbart 'Cancel Culture' is Bolshevik Standard
- Polish Govt Tells Breitbart 'Cancel Culture' is Bolshevik Standard
- 211
- Bjorn Lomborg: Paris Accord Would Only Lower Temperatures by 0.05°F
- Bjorn Lomborg: Paris Accord Would Only Lower Temperatures by 0.05°F
- 517
- Report: Trump Lawyers Quit Impeachment Defense over Vote Fraud Claims
- Report: Trump Lawyers Quit Impeachment Defense over Vote Fraud Claims
- 16,462
- Antony Blinken Orders LGBTQ Flags Flown at U.S. Embassies
- Antony Blinken Orders LGBTQ Flags Flown at U.S. Embassies
- 31,580
- Ted Cruz: Trump’s Election Rhetoric Was 'Reckless and Irresponsible'
- Ted Cruz: Trump’s Election Rhetoric Was 'Reckless and Irresponsible'
- 1,337
- White House Supports Twitter Effort to 'Reduce Hate Speech'
- White House Supports Twitter Effort to 'Reduce Hate Speech'
- 2,170
- Rep. Adam Kinzinger to Launch PAC Challenging GOP's Embrace of Trump
- Rep. Adam Kinzinger to Launch PAC Challenging GOP's Embrace of Trump
- Negro and Teenaper Arrested in Sussex County After Killing 20 Year Old U.S. Army Corporal and Then Burying His Body in Snow.
- Let's hope they both get the chair.
- Meridian: Another Negro and Teenaper Arrested for Killing Man During Golf Tournament.
- Silverback Arrested for Sexually Torturing His White Roommate Before Severely Beating Him to Death.
- Chimp Shoots White Woman, Runs Her Over Three Times, Then Dumps Her Body in Richland Lake.
- Prehistoric Ape Murders Female Human After Her Remains Are Discovered by Farmer in Tennessee Corn Field.
- Missing Link Gets Euthanized After Going on Psycho Rampage at IHOP, Killing at Least Five People.
- Nagger Arrested After Fatally Shooting Man on South Dudley in Americus.
- Capuchin Gets Bail Denied After Shooting at Several People on Wabash Bridge, Killing at Least One.
- Smiling Negro Shoots at South Carolina Police During Vehicle Pursuit That Lasted 40 Miles.
- ....... I'm sure no one was hurt.... Weather.
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- Current threat: Towelheads. 👳🏾
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- Misha Silenosti
- YouTube Favicon.png Misha Silenosti (Real name: Michal "Misha" Florian; b. January 2, 2007: Age 10) is an unfunny, autistic, buck-toothed Czech YouTube "signer", and is yet another prime example of why children shouldn't be allowed access to the internet. The content he "produces" consists of shitty songs about vidya games which are laced with ad hominem and petty insults aimed at other people on YouTube. In addition, there are other videos of him playing Meinkampf, and even a couple where he gets shot with a banana and explodes. No seriously. He cannot sing, make decent (and not retarded) videos that are actually worth watching, and has no comedic talent whatsoever.
- Misha has explicitly mentioned other YouTubers such as LeafyIsHere, Pyrocynical, and RiceGum as being assholes and retards in his "Cyberbully Channels are Cancer" video. Several response videos were made to call Misha out and make fun of him. Although many would agree that listening to LeafyIsHere ramble on about random shit in his videos is dull and brain-numbing, the attention was quickly turned over to Misha as his faggotry gained notoriety. Despite Leafy having a nasally-pitched annoying voice, his voice is much easier to listen to than Misha's retarded accent and feeble command of the English language.
- (( CYBERBULLY CHANNELS ARE CANCER!!111 ))
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- Ptyas mucosa, the Indian rat snake, is a common species of colubrid snake found in parts of southern and southeastern Asia. Growing to a length of 1.5 to 1.9 m (5 to 6 ft), they are very slender, diurnal and semi-arboreal. They inhabit forest floors, wetlands, rice paddies, and farmland, and are frequently found in urban areas where rodents thrive. They are harmless to humans, but are fast-moving and adept at catching the small mammals, birds, amphibians and other reptiles on which they feed, subduing their prey by lying on and suffocating them.
- Photograph credit: Augustus Binu
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go fuck my house plant.
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