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Harry and Murphy vs Grum

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  1. "Yeah," I said. "You're right. The main exits are covered, that thing is in the garden center, and ten to one Ogre Grum is watching the back."
  2. "Ogre, check. What's his deal?"
  3. "Bullets bounce off him, and he shakes off magic like a duck does water. He's strong and pretty quick and smarter than he looks."
  4. Murphy let out a soft curse. "You can't blast him like you did the loup-garou?"
  5. I shook my head. "I gave him a hard shot once already. I may as well have been spitting on him."
  6. "Doesn't look like we have much choice for getting out."
  7. "And even if we do, Grum or that plant thing could run us down, so we'll need wheels."
  8. "We have to go through one of them."
  9. "I know," I said, and headed back into the store.
  10. "Where are you going?" Murphy demanded.
  11. "I have a plan."
  12. She limped after me. "Better than the Looney Tune one, I hope."
  13. I grunted in reply. No need to agree with her.
  14. We both realized that if this plan wasn't better than the last one, then, as Porky Pig would say, That's all, folks.
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  16. Summer Knight Chapter 20, Page 242-243
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  19. Three minutes later Murphy and I went out the back door, and Grum was waiting for us.
  20. He rose up out of the shadows by the large trash bins with a bull elephant's bellow and stomped toward us. Murphy, dragging a leg and wrapped somewhat desperately in a plaid auto blanket, let out a shrill cry and turned to run, but tripped and fell to the ground before the ogre.
  21. I kept my left hand behind my back and lifted my right. Flame danced up from my cupped fingers, and I thundered, "Grum!"
  22. The ogre's beady eyes turned to me, glittering. He let out another rumbling snarl.
  23. "Stand thee from my path!" I called in that same overdramatic voice, "lest I grow weary of thee and bereft thee of thy life!"
  24. The ogre focused wholly on me now, striding forward, past the whimpering form of Murphy. "I do not fear thy power, mortal," he snarled.
  25. I lifted my chin and waved my fire-holding hand around a bit. "This is thy last warning, faerie dog!"
  26. Grum's beady eyes grew angrier. He let out a harsh laugh and did not slow down. "Feeble mortal trickster. Thy spellfire means nothing to me. Do thy worst."
  27. Behind Grum, Murphy threw the auto blanket off of her shoulders, and with one rip of the starting cord fired up her shiny new Coleman chain saw. She engaged the blade with a hissing whirr of air and without preamble swung it in an arc that ended precisely at the back of Grum's thick, hairy knee. The steel blade chewed through the ogre's hide as if it was made of Styrofoam. Blood and bits of meat flew up in a gruesome cloud.
  28. The ogre screamed, his body contorting in agony. The scarlet skin around the injury immediately swelled, darkening to black, and tendrils of infectious-looking darkness spread from the wound up over the ogre's leg and hip within the space of a breath. He swept one huge fist at Murphy, but she was already getting out of his reach. The ogre's weight came down on the injured leg, and Grum fell to earth with a heavy thud.
  29. I started forward to help, but everything was happening fast, and my movements felt nightmarishly slow. The ogre rolled to his belly at once, maddened at the touch of the iron in the chain saw's blade, and started dragging himself toward Murphy faster than I would have believed with just his arms, talons gouging into the concrete. She hurried away from him, limping, but Grum slammed one fist down on the concrete so hard that half a dozen feet away, she was jarred off balance and fell.
  30. Grum got hold of Murphy's foot and started dragging her back toward him. She let out a hollow gasp, then twisted and wriggled. She slipped out of her sneaker and hauled herself away from the ogre, her face gone white and drawn.
  31. I ran up behind Grum, pulling my left hand out from behind my back, the fingers of my right hand still curled around the flickering flame I'd shown the ogre. A large yellow-and-green pump-pressure water gun sloshed a little in my left fist. I lowered it and squeezed the trigger. A stream of gasoline sprayed out all over Grum's back, soaking the ogre's skin. Grum whirled toward me halfway through, and I shot the gasoline into his eyes and nose, eliciting another scream. He bared his fangs and glared at me through eyes swollen almost shut.
  32. "Wizard," he said, hardly understandable through the fangs and the drool, "your spellflame will not stop me."
  33. I turned my right hand slowly, and showed Grum the burning can of Sterno I'd been palming. "Good thing I've got this plain old vanilla fire, then, huh?"
  34. And I tossed the lit can of Sterno onto the gasoline-soaked ogre.
  35. Hamstrung and blazing like a birthday candle, Grum screamed and thrashed. I skipped back and around him, helping Murphy up to her feet as the ogre slammed himself against the ground and then against the back wall of the Wal-Mart. He did that in a frenzy for maybe twenty seconds, before uttering an odd, ululating cry and hurling himself at a deep shadow behind a trash bin - and vanished, the light from the flames simply disappearing.
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  37. Summer Knight Chapter 21, Page 244-246
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