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- Hey, everyone! It's time for the news!
- Sen. Chuck Grassley: Hundreds of FBI Agents Resigned amid Sexual Misconduct Allegations
- INSET: FBI Agents. Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA)
- Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA), the top Republican on the Senate Judiciary Committee, reportedly received documents from a whistleblower showing hundreds of FBI agents resigned between 2004 to 2020 amid allegations of sexual misconduct.
- Democrat John Fetterman on Freeing Convicted Killers: ‘Always that Possibility’ They Will Kill Again
- Fetterman on Freeing Convicted Killers: ‘Always that Possibility’ They Will Kill Again
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- Fetterman Outpaces Oz in 3rd Quarter Fundraising with $22 Million
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- Gretchen Whitmer-Appointed Board Approves $715 Million Contract, Tax Incentives for Chinese Communist Party-Affiliated Company
- Gov. Whitmer-Appointed Board Approves $715 Million Contract for CCP-Affiliated Company
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- New Mexico Gov. Lujan Grisham Freed 700 Convicts from Prison In Two Years
- New Mexico Gov. Lujan Grisham Freed 700 Convicts from Prison In Two Years
- JOHN BINDER
- 52
- Debate — Ron Johnson Blasts Biden’s Student Loan Forgiveness Scheme
- JACOB BLISS
- 16
- Exclusive: Letter on Hunter Biden’s Laptop Shows 2017 Deal with Qatar Undermining Trump Administration
- Exclusive: Letter on Hunter Biden’s Laptop Shows Deal with Qatar Undermining Trump Administration
- ‘Have a Different Vision’
- Joe’s Brother Boasted of Family Influence: ‘Could Provide a Wealth of Introductions and Business Opportunities’
- 4,559
- Joe Biden Brain Freeze: ‘Let Me Start Off with Two Words – Made in America’
- Biden Brain Freeze: ‘Let Me Start Off with Two Words – Made in America’
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- 930
- Joe Biden Escalates Syria Involvement with Deadly Raid
- Joe Biden Escalates Syria Involvement with Deadly Raid
- JOHN HAYWARD
- 313
- GOP Rep. Mace Praises Biden on Marijuana Pardons — ‘I Applaud the President’
- GOP Rep. Mace Praises Biden on Marijuana Pardons — ‘I Applaud the President’
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- Gorka: Why the ‘Rumble in the Rose Garden’ Still Resonates
- Gorka: Why the ‘Rumble in the Rose Garden’ Still Resonates
- 221
- Brazil: Bolsonaro Campaign to Ask Election Overseers to Block Leftist Cannibalism Ad
- 7
- Antony Blinken Denies Venezuela Sanctions Relief Plan While Pushing to Legitimize Maduro
- Antony Blinken Denies Venezuela Sanctions Relief Plan While Pushing to Legitimize Maduro
- 46
- U.S. Begins Ebola Screenings at Airports for Uganda Travelers
- U.S. Begins Ebola Screenings at Airports for Uganda Travelers
- JOHN HAYWARD
- 118
- China Sends Top Criminal Investigators to Congo to Protect Mining Interests
- 3
- VIDEO: Man Stabbed in Random Attack at NYC Subway Station Dies
- VIDEO: Man Stabbed in Random Attack at NYC Subway Station Dies
- AMY FURR
- 463
- VIDEO: School Bus Drivers Rescue Toddler Abandoned During Car Theft
- VIDEO: School Bus Drivers Rescue Toddler Abandoned During Car Theft
- 131
- WATCH: 4 Armed Men Ambush, Carjack Victim at Philadelphia Gas Station
- WATCH: 4 Armed Men Ambush, Carjack Victim at Philadelphia Gas Station
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- Trump PAC Ads Light Up Democrats Tim Ryan, John Fetterman in Ohio and Pennsylvania
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- Sarah Palin: Ranked Choice Voting Is Designed to ‘Elect Democrats and Destroy Our Country’
- Palin: Ranked Choice Voting Is Designed to ‘Elect Democrats and Destroy Our Country’
- ROBERT KRAYCHIK
- 546
- ‘It’s Off the Table’: Dwayne Johnson Closes Door on Run for President Citing ‘Family’
- ‘It’s Off the Table’: Dwayne Johnson Closes Door on Run for President Citing ‘Family’
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- Exclusive — Derrick Van Orden: Brad Pfaff ‘Will Not Protect the Women and Children’ in Wisconsin from ‘Child Rapists and Murderers’
- Exclusive — Derrick Van Orden: Brad Pfaff ‘Will Not Protect the Women and Children’ in Wisconsin
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- Democrat House Candidate Matt Castelli Applauds Creation of 87K IRS Agent Positions
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- Partner Org to Michelle Obama’s ‘When We All Vote’ Releases Vulgar ‘No Voting, No Vucking’ Rap Song
- Partner Org to Michelle Obama’s ‘When We All Vote’ Releases Vulgar ‘No Voting, No Vucking’ Rap Song
- 132
- Nolte: Watch Dethroned Stephen Colbert’s Unfunny Sketch with Disgraced Anthony Fauci
- Nolte: Watch Dethroned Stephen Colbert’s Unfunny Sketch with Disgraced Anthony Fauci
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- Whoopi: ‘Double Standard’ Evangelicals Forgive Herschel Walker, Not Women Who Get Abortions
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- ‘Game of Thrones’ Fans Threaten to Boycott George R.R. Martin’s Latest Book, Accusing Co-Authors of ‘Racism’
- ‘Game of Thrones’ Fans Threaten to Boycott George R.R. Martin’s Latest Book, Accuse Co-Authors of ‘Racism’
- 85
- Nolte: When ‘Not Seeing My Movie’ Is ‘Homophobia,’ America Is Awesome
- Nolte: When ‘Not Seeing My Movie’ Is ‘Homophobia,’ America Is Awesome
- 514
- Pro-Abortion ‘Happening’ Novelist Annie Ernaux Wins Nobel Prize in Literature
- Pro-Abortion Novelist Annie Ernaux Wins Nobel Prize in Literature
- 138
- AP Tweets, Deletes Claim Pine Island Isolated — Day After DeSantis Fixed Bridge
- AP Tweets, Deletes Claim Pine Island Isolated — Day After DeSantis Fixed Bridge
- 85
- Recovery Victory in DeSantis’s Florida: Temporary Pine Island Bridge Operational
- Recovery Victory in DeSantis’s Florida: Temporary Pine Island Bridge Operational
- HANNAH BLEAU
- 486
- Florida Launches Small Business Emergency Bridge Loan Program for Those Impacted by Hurricane Ian
- Florida Launches Small Business Emergency Bridge Loan Program for Those Impacted by Hurricane Ian
- 13
- Grassley: Hundreds FBI Agents Resigned amid Alleged Sexual Misconduct
- Grassley: Hundreds FBI Agents Resigned amid Alleged Sexual Misconduct
- 1,364
- Breitbart Business Digest: More Jobs=More Inflation
- Breitbart Business Digest: More Jobs=More Inflation
- 972
- NYC Wants $1 Billion to Help Exploit Biden's Migrants
- NYC Wants $1 Billion to Help Exploit Biden's Migrants
- 1,837
- 'Rightwing Echo Chamber:' Elon Musk Bashes Donald Trump’s Truth Social
- 'Rightwing Echo Chamber:' Elon Musk Bashes Donald Trump’s Truth Social
- 1,277
- Elie Mystal: Herschel Walker Minstrel Playing Black Tommy Tuberville
- Elie Mystal: Herschel Walker Minstrel Playing Black Tommy Tuberville
- 563
- Kanye: ‘I’m Pro-Life,’ 'I Care About' Black Babies Aborted in NYC
- Kanye: ‘I’m Pro-Life,’ 'I Care About' Black Babies Aborted in NYC
- 4,037
- Nicolle Wallace: There Is a 'Rot' in White Women Who Voted for Trump
- Nicolle Wallace: There Is a 'Rot' in White Women Who Voted for Trump
- 4,171
- Kanye West: Kushner Bros Might Have Really Been Holding Trump Back
- Kanye West: Kushner Bros Might Have Really Been Holding Trump Back
- 1,518
- Report: Federal Agents Have 'Sufficient Evidence' to Charge Hunter
- Report: Federal Agents Have 'Sufficient Evidence' to Charge Hunter
- 10,245
- Letter Shows Biden Family Pursuing 2017 Deal with Qatar
- Letter Shows Biden Family Pursuing 2017 Deal with Qatar
- Spook Gets 2 Life Sentences After Raping and Then Choking 2 White Women to Death.
- He should get the chair twice.
- Chicago: Groid Beats and Pushes White Man onto Subway Tracks.
- 2 Niggaz Break into Home of Elderly White Couple and Steal Their Wallet at Gunpoint.
- Jigaboo Pushes Woman onto Subway Bench with Stick.
- Police Searching for Pink Shorted Gorilla Who Shot at Moving Firetruck Responding to Call.
- Philly Police Searching for Niglet Gang Member.
- Negro Legislator Pleads Guilty After Paying Prostitute Opioid Pills to Have Sex with Him.
- Monknoid Arrested After Raping 13-Year-Old Girl at Parkesburg Point Youth Center.
- ......... Don't worry about that. Maybe the niggers will cheer you up... I mean weather. Niggers don't cheer people up.
- Today
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- Sat 08 | Day
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- Sunrise
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- Sunset
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- Sat 08 | Night
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- Current threat: Spooktober spookiness. 👻
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- Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath
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- Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath, aka "snoopyfemme" and "HackerOnHacker", is perhaps the edgyist, most cringey example of upper-middle class youth anger in existence. Being bored of her violent video games and shitty metal music, Lindsay called up her two dumblr friends, Randall Steven Shepherd and James Gamble, and hatched a mass shooting plot at the Halifax Shopping Center. But, sadly, their plan was foiled. Some fucking pussy (suspected to have been Gamble, but not confirmed) left and anonymous tip to RCMP about the shooting. Lindsay and Randall were arrested while Gamble was found dead.
- (( WOMEN CAN'T SPREE KILLER ))
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- The rosy-faced lovebird (Agapornis roseicollis), also known as the rosy-collared or peach-faced lovebird, is a species of lovebird native to arid regions in southwestern Africa such as the Namib Desert. A loud and constant chirper, these birds are very social and often congregate in small groups in the wild. They eat throughout the day and take frequent baths. Coloration can vary widely among populations. Plumage is identical in males and females. Lovebirds are renowned for their sleep position in which they sit side-by-side and turn their faces in towards each other. Also, females are well noted to tear raw materials into long strips, "twisty-tie" them onto their backs, and fly substantial distances back to make a nest.
- Photograph credit: Charles J. Sharp
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go kill myself for the fourth time. I don't know why nothing works. I've tried ODing on opioids, I've tried poisoning myself with carbon monoxide, I've tried hanging myself, and I've even tried crashing my car into a building made out of bricks. Nothing works. Fuck it. I guess I'll just stand next to a highway, jump at the right time, and let the cars do the rest of the work.
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