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Here's a message!
Text!
Splash screen!
Really big ad!
~thought provoking phrase~
You aren't loved.
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Don't ignore me.
Give me your money!
Blatant death threats!
Hello, user!
yes
I get the munnies <b>and</b> the hunnies.