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"Pixar Mom Ass", and Why the Term Is WRONG. (Transcription)

Mar 24th, 2023 (edited)
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  1. So yeah, I've been seeing posts like this for the last 2 years, and it makes me wanna SHIT A SEMI-TRUCK!
  2. I don't get how people are spoon-fed so much horny to believe every single Pixar mom has a dump truck ass.
  3. A majority of people always piggyback on this character. Which, for a fact is not even a Pixar character, it's from a Disney short!
  4. So, today I'm gonna show you all the Pixar moms that are qualifiable for with or without ass. A majority of them, spoilers, have NO ASS.
  5.  
  6. Toy Story:
  7. Andy's mom. Tell me there's ass there, TELL ME.
  8.  
  9. A Bug's Life:
  10. You look me in the eyes and tell me thorax is ass, you tell me with a straight face.
  11.  
  12. Toy Story 2:
  13. Same flat mom, same flat ass.
  14.  
  15. Monsters, Inc.:
  16. The monsters must've scared all the moms away because THERE'S NONE HERE!
  17.  
  18. Finding Nemo:
  19. There's literally a mom and her child in the dentist with no ass.
  20. I'm not gonna mention Marlin's wife or any of the other fish parents in the movie because they are FUCKING FISH!
  21.  
  22. Incredibl- Okay, moving on.
  23.  
  24. Cars:
  25. Even if there were moms here, do you wanna call this ass?
  26. Do YOU wanna CALL THIS ASS?
  27.  
  28. Ratatouille:
  29. Nobody has mothers in this movie, not even this filthy rat.
  30.  
  31. WALL-E:
  32. How does anyone on this ship have children to begin with?
  33. But if you wanna say they have a big ass, I dunno, go off, I guess?
  34.  
  35. Up:
  36. Ellie couldn't have children, and Russell's mom is long gone.
  37. DO NOT COUNT KEVIN!
  38.  
  39. Toy Story 3:
  40. Andy's mom still ain't got shit going on, but Bonnie's mom? Mmmmm, she got a little something.
  41.  
  42. Cars 2- (CRASH!)
  43.  
  44. Brave:
  45. Where do you see on this queen there's a fat royal ass there? Whe- no, no NO-
  46.  
  47. Monsters University:
  48. Are you crazy? GET OUT OF HERE!
  49.  
  50. Inside Out:
  51. Riley's mo- oh... Okay, okay! She's gotta little something, okay? I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna LIE-
  52.  
  53. The Good Dinosaur- What? Eh, WHAT!?
  54.  
  55. Finding Dory:
  56. There's only a short shot between the two moms, and every other mom is a FISH!
  57.  
  58. Cars 3- (CRASH!)
  59.  
  60. Coco:
  61. Y'all need your eyes checked, these are all mothers. And this one is literally BONES!
  62.  
  63. Incredibles 2- Uh, never mind.
  64.  
  65. Toy Story 4:
  66. Aside from Bonnie's mom, you got this woman in the store and the one that lost her kid. Neither of them have nothin'!
  67.  
  68. Onward:
  69. Alright, alright, I GET IT!
  70.  
  71. Soul:
  72. YOU ARE ALL OFF OF YOUR ROCKERS!
  73.  
  74. Luca:
  75. Whether she's human or not, she's STILL A GIANT FISH!
  76.  
  77. Don't get me started, this movie hasn't even come out yet.
  78.  
  79. Disinform people about Pixar moms' ass again, or I'm gonna KILL YOU WITH MY OWN FAT ASS!
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