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- So yeah, I've been seeing posts like this for the last 2 years, and it makes me wanna SHIT A SEMI-TRUCK!
- I don't get how people are spoon-fed so much horny to believe every single Pixar mom has a dump truck ass.
- A majority of people always piggyback on this character. Which, for a fact is not even a Pixar character, it's from a Disney short!
- So, today I'm gonna show you all the Pixar moms that are qualifiable for with or without ass. A majority of them, spoilers, have NO ASS.
- Toy Story:
- Andy's mom. Tell me there's ass there, TELL ME.
- A Bug's Life:
- You look me in the eyes and tell me thorax is ass, you tell me with a straight face.
- Toy Story 2:
- Same flat mom, same flat ass.
- Monsters, Inc.:
- The monsters must've scared all the moms away because THERE'S NONE HERE!
- Finding Nemo:
- There's literally a mom and her child in the dentist with no ass.
- I'm not gonna mention Marlin's wife or any of the other fish parents in the movie because they are FUCKING FISH!
- Incredibl- Okay, moving on.
- Cars:
- Even if there were moms here, do you wanna call this ass?
- Do YOU wanna CALL THIS ASS?
- Ratatouille:
- Nobody has mothers in this movie, not even this filthy rat.
- WALL-E:
- How does anyone on this ship have children to begin with?
- But if you wanna say they have a big ass, I dunno, go off, I guess?
- Up:
- Ellie couldn't have children, and Russell's mom is long gone.
- DO NOT COUNT KEVIN!
- Toy Story 3:
- Andy's mom still ain't got shit going on, but Bonnie's mom? Mmmmm, she got a little something.
- Cars 2- (CRASH!)
- Brave:
- Where do you see on this queen there's a fat royal ass there? Whe- no, no NO-
- Monsters University:
- Are you crazy? GET OUT OF HERE!
- Inside Out:
- Riley's mo- oh... Okay, okay! She's gotta little something, okay? I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna LIE-
- The Good Dinosaur- What? Eh, WHAT!?
- Finding Dory:
- There's only a short shot between the two moms, and every other mom is a FISH!
- Cars 3- (CRASH!)
- Coco:
- Y'all need your eyes checked, these are all mothers. And this one is literally BONES!
- Incredibles 2- Uh, never mind.
- Toy Story 4:
- Aside from Bonnie's mom, you got this woman in the store and the one that lost her kid. Neither of them have nothin'!
- Onward:
- Alright, alright, I GET IT!
- Soul:
- YOU ARE ALL OFF OF YOUR ROCKERS!
- Luca:
- Whether she's human or not, she's STILL A GIANT FISH!
- Don't get me started, this movie hasn't even come out yet.
- Disinform people about Pixar moms' ass again, or I'm gonna KILL YOU WITH MY OWN FAT ASS!
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