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- Time for the news again, fuckfaces.
- Biden Admits Border Is Not ‘Under Control’
- Shock: Joe Answers a Reporter’s Question!
- CIUDAD ACUNA, TEXAS - SEPTEMBER 19: Immigrants, mostly from Haiti gather on the bank of the Rio Grande on September 19, 2021 in Ciudad Acuna, Mexico, across the border from Del Rio, Texas. As U.S. immigration authorities began deporting immigrants back to Haiti from Del Rio, thousands more waited in …
- President Joe Biden admitted on September 21 that the U.S. border with Mexico has slipped out of control under the watch of pro-migration zealot Alejandro Mayorkas.
- White House Blames Boris Johnson for Biden’s Snub of American Press in Oval Office
- Joe v. Bo!
- White House Blames Boris Johnson for Biden’s Snub of American Press in Oval Office
- American Reporters Storm Psaki’s Office Register Complaint
- White House Does Not Know if Joe Biden Has Ever Visited Southern Border
- White House Does Not Know if Biden Has Ever Visited Southern Border…
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- RNC Challenges Joe Biden to Prove He Has Visited Southern Border Even Once in Past Decade
- …RNC Says Prove It!
- BOOK: Joe Biden Called Donald Trump a ‘F**ing A**hole’ Who ‘Isn’t Really An American President’
- BOOK: Biden Called Trump a ‘F**ing A**hole’ Who ‘Isn’t Really An American President’
- Schiff: Select Committee Investigating Capitol Riot as ‘Conspiracy to Commit a Coup’
- Schiff Investigating Capitol Riot as ‘Conspiracy to Commit a Coup’
- PAM KEY
- Mitch McConnell: Southern Border Crisis a ‘Textbook Failure of Presidential Leadership’
- McCaul: Lawmakers ‘Walked Out’ of Briefing with Biden Admin. on Afghanistan – ‘Still Hundreds of Americans’ in Afghanistan
- McCaul: Lawmakers ‘Walked Out’ of Briefing with Biden Admin. on Afghanistan – ‘Still Hundreds of Americans’ in Afghanistan
- Pelosi Attempts to Straddle Democrat Caucus to Keep ‘Infrastructure’ Talks Alive
- Pelosi Attempts to Straddle Democrat Caucus to Keep ‘Infrastructure’ Talks Alive
- Photos Show Scale of Texas Response to Border Crisis in Del Rio
- BOB PRICE and RANDY CLARK
- Maxine Waters: Border Patrol Apprehending Haitian Migrants ‘Worse Than What we Witnessed in Slavery’
- Mad Max: Border Patrol Apprehending Haitian Migrants Worse Than Slavery
- Celebrating Haitian Migrants Are ‘Misinformed,’ Insist U.S. Officials, Media
- EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: 2000 U.S.-Bound Caribbean Migrants Stuck in Mexican Border State
- EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: 2000 U.S.-Bound Caribbean Migrants Stuck in Mexican Border State
- Franklin Graham Offers Tribute to Trump: ‘I Miss this Guy … Pray for Him’
- Franklin Graham Offers Tribute to Trump: ‘I Miss this Guy … Pray for Him’
- Atlantic Magazine: Hunter Biden’s $500,000 ‘Artwork Isn’t Bad, Per Se’
- Atlantic Magazine: Hunter Biden’s $500,000 ‘Artwork Isn’t Bad, Per Se’
- MSNBC’s Reid: ‘Nihilistic’ GOP ‘Willing to Destroy the U.S. Economy Just to Own the Libs’
- Texas Forms Miles-Long Border Barrier from State Troopers and National Guard Vehicles
- Build! The!… Wall?
- Texas Forms Miles-Long Border Barrier from State Troopers, National Guard Vehicles
- America Without Borders
- Infighting: 11 Democrat Senators Request Pelosi Break Signed Pledge
- Update: With Agenda Stalled Out, Massive Democrat Infighting in Washington
- Biden Pushes Forward with Plan to Put 30% of U.S. Land Off Limits, Including Private Property
- Biden Move Seen as Massive Federal Land Grab
- Poll: Biden Job Approval Underwater in 38 States
- Poll: Biden Joe’s Approval Underwater in 38 States
- Poll: Some Black Voters Dump Joe Biden After Vaccine Mandate
- Poll: Some Black Voters Dump Joe Biden After Vaccine Mandate
- Fed Forecasts Higher Unemployment, Worse Inflation, Lower Growth
- America Is… Back?Fed Forecasts Higher Unemployment, Worse Inflation, Lower Growth
- Poll: Virginia Governor Race Remains Tight, 10% of Voters Undecided
- Poll: Virginia Governor Race Remains Tight, 10% of Voters Undecided
- Melvin Van Peebles, Godfather of Black Cinema, Dies at 89
- Melvin Van Peebles, Godfather of Black Cinema, Dies at 89
- Johnny Depp: Cancel Culture Is So Far Out of Hand, ‘No One Is Safe’
- Johnny Depp: Cancel Culture Is So Far Out of Hand, ‘No One Is Safe’
- Left-Wing Late Night Hosts Teaming Up with John Kerry for ‘Climate Night’ Programming
- Left-Wing Late Night Hosts Teaming Up with John Kerry for ‘Climate Night’ Programming
- Nolte: ‘Wire’ Creator David Simon Boycotts Texas But Not Communist China
- New Zealand Lockdown Police Arrest Kentucky Fried Chicken Smugglers
- New Zealand Lockdown Police Arrest Kentucky Fried Chicken Smugglers
- Taliban Seeks to Address U.N. as Legitimate Government of Afghanistan
- Joe Biden Calls French President Emmanuel Macron to Admit Diplomatic Failure
- Delingpole: Rubber Bullets for Public Health — Australia Goes Full Fascist
- Delingpole: Rubber Bullets for Public Health — Australia Goes Full Fascist
- ABC’s Holmes: Petito Coverage ‘Perpetuating’ Idea Some Lives Matter More Than Black Lives
- PAM KEY
- Two Shot, One Fatally, at School Bus Stop in Louisville, Kentucky
- NYC Restaurants Slam de Blasio’s Vaccine Mandates: ‘We’re Getting Assaulted for It’
- NYC Restaurants Slam de Blasio’s Vaccine Mandates: ‘We’re Getting Assaulted for It’
- Family Sues Winery After 10-Year-Old Daughter Dies in Pond Irrigation Pipe
- Mexico Begins Crackdown on Caribbean Migrant Caravans
- U.S. to Double Haiti Deportation Flights
- U.S. to Double Haiti Deportation Flights
- EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Haitian Migrants Scuffle with Mexican Immigration Agents
- EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Haitian Migrants Scuffle with Mexican Immigration Agents
- Biden Admin Releasing Haitian Migrants into USA Despite Promise to Remove Them
- Biden Admin Releasing Haitian Migrants into USA Despite Promise to Remove Them
- Monka Belunka Shoots His Mudshark Girlfriend Twice in The Head in His Home in Crawford County.
- More race mixing of course.
- Taco Bender Pleads Guilty to Killing Man Outside 805 Tacos.
- Phoenix: Spic Arrested After Killing Truck Driver.
- North American Pavement Ape Breaks into White Man's Home; Kills Him and His Teenage Daughter.
- White Man Taken off Life Support After Being Shot by Negro Couple Who Fired Shots During Argument.
- Cold Blooded Coon Shoots White Man 5 Times in Alleyway.
- KFC Aficionado Gets 39 Years to Life After Shooting Man Over Missing Phone.
- Police Searching for Backstabbing Coon in Cincinnati.
- .......... Weather.
- Today
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- Thu 23 | Day
- 86°
- ENE 6 mph
- Plentiful sunshine. High 86F. Winds light and variable.
- Humidity
- 35%
- UV Index
- 9 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:19 am
- Sunset
- 7:24 pm
- Thu 23 | Night
- 54°
- 4%
- SSE 6 mph
- Clear to partly cloudy. Low 54F. Winds light and variable.
- Humidity
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- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 9:12 pm
- Waning Gibbous
- Moonset
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- Fri 24
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- Sat 25
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- Wed 29
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- Thu 30
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- Fri 01
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- Sat 02
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- Sun 03
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- Mon 04
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- Tue 05
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- Wed 06
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- Thu 07
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- Current threat: Dr. Fauci the bullshit spewing faggot. 🧓🏻
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- Cracked.com
- Cracked.com is an unfunny MAD Magazine ripoff that, after years of declining readership, made a few attempts at changing from ripping off more successful humor magazines to ripping off more successful men's magazines before giving up, shutting down and "moving to an online format" (Read: Giving up but still not being able to just let it go) which it is now repeating the same pattern.
- The entire site is nothing but a collection of clickbait list articles that have not been funny for years ever and has now sunk to a new low with its recent attempts to try and turn back time to when anyone cared about them by catering to the SJW crowd instead of just cutting their losses and closing up shop.
- (( 5 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT SUCKING COCK ))
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- The Tales of Hoffmann (French: Les contes d'Hoffmann) is an opéra fantastique by Jacques Offenbach. The French libretto was written by Jules Barbier, based on three short stories by E. T. A. Hoffmann, who is the protagonist of the story. It was Offenbach's final work; he died in October 1880, four months before the first performance. This illustration, probably by Pierre-Auguste Lamy, shows the third (Venice) act, but in fact this act was omitted from the première, the orchestration being incomplete at the time of the composer's death.
- Illustration credit: Pierre-Auguste Lamy; restored by Adam Cuerden
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go have an orgy with some pelicans... Pelicans are sexy.
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