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- When the world keeps turning, you have to give the news. Here's once again, the #1 place to get the news.
- Drill Baby Drill!
- Trump Selects Energy Executive, Fracking Pioneer Chris Wright to Serve as U.S. Secretary of Energy
- ’Helped Launch the American Shale Revolution’
- Liberty Oilfield Services CEO Chris Wright at Liberty January 17, 2018. (Photo by Andy Cro
- President-elect Donald Trump announced Saturday that he had selected Chris Wright, the CEO of Liberty Energy, to serve as the United States Secretary of Energy.
- Alex Marlow: RFK Will Actually Follow Scientific Method of Testing and Transparency
- Alex Marlow: RFK Will Actually Follow Scientific Method
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- Charlamagne tha God Baffled by Biden Welcoming Trump to White House: ‘What Happened to the Fa
- Charlamagne tha God Baffled by Biden Welcoming Trump to White House
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- Adams: Sanctuary Status Is Just Saying There’s a ‘Right’ to Services, It’s
- Adams: Sanctuary Law Not Causing Migrant Issue, Says Services Are a 'Right'
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- Adams: Feds Didn’t Give Us Enough Money for Migrant Crisis, We Also Tell Illegals They Can Ge
- Adams: We Give Illegals Some Benefits, Feds Didn't Give Us Enough Money
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- German Chancellor Calls Vladimir Putin for First Time in Two Years, Asks for War to End
- German Chancellor Calls Vladimir Putin, Asks for War to End
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- Whoopi Goldberg Throws Support Behind Anti-Trump Sex Strikes
- Whoopi Goldberg Throws Support Behind Anti-Trump Sex Strikes
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- Bucks County Officials Defy PA Supreme Court, Count Ballots Missing Signatures
- County Officials Defy PA Supreme Court, Count Ballots Missing Signatures
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- Trump Selects Energy Executive Chris Wright to Serve as U.S. Secretary of Energy
- Trump Selects Energy Exec Chris Wright to Serve as U.S. Secretary of Energy
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- Nancy Pelosi Files Campaign Paperwork for 2026 Reelection
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- House Democrat Calls for ‘Shadow Government’ to Undermine Trump, with Adam Schiff as Fa
- House Democrat Calls for 'Shadow Government' to Undermine Trump
- Velcro Head Shoots His Blonde Mudshark Cheerleader Girlfriend "Accidentally".
- He "thought the gun wouldn't fire".
- Sheboon Punches 9-Year-Old in the Face on Lower East Side Subway.
- 3 Jive-Talkers Get 14 Years After Gunning Down Detroit Teen.
- Easton Police Searching for Coon Who Sexually Assaulted Teenage Girl.
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- Wikipedia
- World of Wikipedoia, or Wikipedia, is a blog justified by news pages from corrupt media, which they refer to as "references". It is considered an "encyclopedia" and the best of humanity, proof for to how the absolute mental retardation has contaminated the entire world population. Editiors plagiarize other people's work, they twist the words around and they boast how they are smart with new article creation or article "improvement." Also is a massive multiplayer online role-playing game in which some geek braggarts compete to paraphrase TL;DR information into a shorter, reader-friendlier format. However, unlike any other MMORPG, the major rewards and upgrades are to players' perceived expertise on their own edits, which players can trade in for sparse IRL recognition or can add to their sparse lists of personal accomplishments. During gameplay, Wikipedia players can gain more authority as they progress, with "Administrator" and "Double-O Licensed" rankings granting them access to GOD MODE. While the rules for winning the game are a tightly-kept secret, it is believed that the winner is treated to a night of accolades and praise from Wikipedia overlord Jimbo Wales.
- The encyclopedic aspect of Wikipedia began as a butthurt reaction to its more popular predecessor, Encyclopedia Dramatica. Over time, Wikipedia began to feature more and more interesting topics like the lives of 17th century rabbis, characteristics of the 57th termite chromosome, and Hollywood films including one or more of the Sesame Street Muppets - in other words, content with no real relevance to internet culture. It now also functions as a limited medical journal (which is useless to its contributor base) and criminal resource for retards.
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- Artemis I was an uncrewed Moon-orbiting mission that was launched on November 16, 2022. It was the first major spaceflight of NASA's Artemis program and marked the agency's return to lunar exploration since the Apollo program after five decades. It was the first flight test of the Orion spacecraft and the Space Launch System (SLS) rocket, and the mission's main objective was to test the Orion spacecraft in preparation for future Artemis missions. Artemis I was launched from Launch Complex 39B at the Kennedy Space Center. After reaching orbit, the upper stage separated and performed a trans-lunar injection before releasing Orion and ten CubeSat satellites. Orion completed one flyby of the Moon on November 21 and completed a second flyby on December 5. This picture shows Artemis I launching from Launch Complex 39B.
- Photograph credit: NASA/Joel Kowsky
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