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- Morning, jigaboos. Time for the news.
- Meghan Tries to Cancel Royal Family!
- Markle Claims Royal Palace Had ‘Concerns’ About How Dark Son’s Skin Might Be
- MARCH 7th 2021: Oprah Winfrey interviews Prince Harry The Duke of Sussex and Meghan Markle The Duchess of Sussex. "Oprah With Meghan And Harry: A CBS Primetime Special" airs on the CBS Television Network on Sunday, March 7, 2021. - File Photo by: zz/KGC-178/STAR MAX/IPx 2019 9/25/19 Prince Harry The …
- Meghan Markle used her Sunday night U.S. television interview with Oprah Winfrey to allege the British royal family expressed concerns about the color of her son’s skin ahead of his birth.
- Biden’s DHS Releases 1K ‘Remain in Mexico’ Migrants into U.S. in Two Weeks
- Biden’s DHS Releases 1K ‘Remain in Mexico’ Migrants into U.S. in Two Weeks
- 73
- Greyhound, Texas Governor React to Biden Administration’s Open Border Plan
- Greyhound Bans Migrants Without Proof of Positive Covid Test
- 231
- Border Crisis Leaves 7,000 Unaccompanied Migrant Minors in Shelters in February
- Border Crisis Leaves 7,000 Unaccompanied Migrant Minors in Shelters in February
- 281
- Joe Biden’s Executive Order on Voting Tells Agencies to Push Vote-by-Mail, ‘Combat Misinformation’
- 2024 Begins!
- Biden Order Uses Feds to Push Cheat-by-Mail
- War on ’Misinfo’
- 6,835
- REPORT: Biden Still Separating Migrant Children from Family Members at Border
- Biden Still Separating Migrant Children from Family at Border…
- 360
- AP’s Pace: Biden Has No Border Plan — Migrants Think They Have An Open Invitation
- AP’s Pace: Biden Has No Border Plan
- 1,082
- Now Former Press Aide Accuses Andrew Cuomo of Sexual Misconduct
- More Cuomo Accusers…
- …Ex-Aide: ‘hostile, toxic’ workplace…
- …Top NY Dems: Resign
- 2,563
- ‘Time’s Up’ Warns Golden Globes’ Diversity Plan Is ‘Not Enough’
- #MeToo Group Warns Golden Globes: Diversity Plan Not Woke Enough
- 366
- NBA All-Star Game to Open with ‘Special Conversation’ Between Kamala Harris, Michael B. Jordan
- NBA All-Star Game: ‘Special Conversation’ w/ Kamala, Michael B. Jordan
- 396
- Homeless Woman Found Dead in NYC Abandoned Warehouse
- 71
- Veteran Raises $1,400 by Running for Other Veterans in Need: ‘Every Dime Helps’
- 23
- Swiss People Vote for ‘Burqa Ban’ in National Referendum
- Swiss People Vote for ‘Burqa Ban’ in National Referendum
- BREITBART LONDON
- 472
- European Union to Request Coronavirus Vaccine Bailout from Biden: Report
- European Union to Request Coronavirus Vaccine Bailout from Biden: Report
- 320
- Queen Urged to Apologise to Meghan Markle on ‘The View’
- Queen Urged to Apologise to Meghan Markle on ‘The View’
- 1,002
- Hutchinson to Biden: Ending Gov’t Mask Mandates ‘Not Caveman Thinking, That’s Common Sense’
- Hutchinson: Ending Mask Mandates ‘Not Caveman Thinking, Common Sense’
- 40
- MS Gov. Reeves: Biden ‘Wants to Insult Americans and Insult Mississippians’
- MS Gov. Reeves: Biden ‘Wants to Insult Americans and Insult Mississippians’
- 281
- Fauci: Current Coronavirus Plateau Unacceptable — We Need Stop Masking ‘Carefully and Slowly’
- Fauci: Current Coronavirus Plateau Unacceptable — We Need Stop Masking ‘Carefully and Slowly’
- 3,371
- CNN’s Chris Cuomo to Don Lemon: ‘You Know I’m Black on the Inside’
- CNN Cuomo: I’m Black on the Inside’
- 17,640
- New York Times Columnist Suggests Canceling Speedy Gonzales, Pepé Le Pew
- New York Times Columnist Suggests Canceling Speedy Gonzales, Pepé Le Pew
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- 9,597
- Farage Quits Electoral Politics – But Battle Against Communist China and Woke Brigade Continues
- Farage Quits Electoral Politics – But Battle Against Communist China and Woke Brigade Continues
- KURT ZINDULKA
- 375
- Tony Blair Dismissed Pandemics as ‘Panpanics’ as Prime Minister, Did ‘Minimum’ to Prepare
- Tony Blair Dismissed Pandemics as ‘Panpanics’ as Prime Minister, Did ‘Minimum’ to Prepare
- 89
- Politician from Merkel’s Party Resigns over Profiting from Mask Contracts
- Politician from Merkel’s Party Resigns over Profiting from Mask Contracts
- 87
- Far-Left Extremist Takes Credit for Attempted Arson Attack on French Newspaper
- Far-Left Extremist Takes Credit for Attempted Arson Attack on French Newspaper
- 48
- Grave of ‘Father of Capitalism’ Adam Smith Targeted by BLM-Inspired Slavery Review
- Grave of ‘Father of Capitalism’ Adam Smith Targeted by BLM-Inspired Slavery Review
- KURT ZINDULKA
- 658
- New York’s Capital Newspaper Editorial Board: ‘Resign, Mr. Cuomo’
- New York’s Capital Newspaper Editorial Board: ‘Resign, Mr. Cuomo’
- JACOB BLISS
- 1,066
- Disneyland, Other California Theme Parks May Reopen at Limited Capacity in April
- Disneyland, Other California Theme Parks May Reopen at Limited Capacity in April
- 451
- At Least 10 People Ready to Come Forward as Claims Meghan Markle Bullied and ‘Humiliated’ Staff Probed
- At Least 10 People Ready to Come Forward as Claims Meghan Markle Bullied and ‘Humiliated’ Staff Probed
- 4,341
- GOP Celebrates Dr. Seuss Books Amid Cancel-Mania
- 520
- Clark: COVID Tourism Ban Chokes Texas Border Economies amid Migrant Surge
- Clark: COVID Tourism Ban Chokes Texas Border Economies amid Migrant Surge
- 45
- Smugglers Lock Migrants in Multiple Cargo Trucks near Border in Texas
- 66
- Garland Wrote in 70s That Song About 'Military Rape' Was 'Hilarious'
- Garland Wrote in 70s That Song About 'Military Rape' Was 'Hilarious'
- 1,604
- Meghan Markle Claims Royal Palace Had 'Concerns' About her Son
- Meghan Markle Claims Royal Palace Had 'Concerns' About her Son
- 2,876
- WATCH: Parade of Migrants Stream Across Border into Arizona
- WATCH: Parade of Migrants Stream Across Border into Arizona
- 772
- Royal Pain: Meghan Laments She 'Didn’t Want to Be Alive Anymore'
- Royal Pain: Meghan Laments She 'Didn’t Want to Be Alive Anymore'
- 477
- Far-Left Nation: Your Facebook Friend May Be Next ‘QAnon Shaman’
- Far-Left Nation: Your Facebook Friend May Be Next ‘QAnon Shaman’
- 386
- Democrats Need a 'Yes' Vote on Gun Control from Joe Manchin
- Democrats Need a 'Yes' Vote on Gun Control from Joe Manchin
- 3,371
- Biden Blames 'Insurrection' for Executive Order on Voter Registration
- Biden Blames 'Insurrection' for Executive Order on Voter Registration
- 2,225
- Pollak: Three Trump Foreign Policy Wins Biden Is Undoing
- Pollak: Three Trump Foreign Policy Wins Biden Is Undoing
- 2,847
- Democrats Celebrate Passage of $1.9 Trillion Coronavirus Bill
- Democrats Celebrate Passage of $1.9 Trillion Coronavirus Bill
- Groid Shoots Through Glass at Elkton New Eastern Inn, Killing Owner and Wounding His Wife.
- Pretty much what happens when you give a negro a gun.
- Capital One Coon Stabs Man During Fight in Washington.
- Primitive African Rapes Woman at St. Petersburg Living Facility, Giving Her AIDS.
- Spic Breaks Through Man's Door, Stabs Him, Then Immokalee Cops Arrive and Arrest Him.
- Negress Kills Elderly White Man, Dumps His Body in Parkland County Fields.
- Police Searching for Negro Teen Who Committed Aggravated Assault in Richmond County.
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- Sunrise
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- Sunset
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- Mon 08 | Night
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- Partly cloudy skies this evening will become overcast overnight. Low around 55F. Winds SSE at 10 to 15 mph.
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- Current threat: Deep state deepfakes. 🧑🏻
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- Shamwow
- The Shamwow is probably the greatest invention ever, considering that it was manufactured in Germany, and we all know that the Germans always make good stuff, right? As it turns out, nobody actually cares about the Shamwow, as it is just a piece of orange cheaply-made cloth that doesn't absorb shit. The Shamwow doesn't really do anything as far as cleaning up spills and other messes goes; however, many people tend to use it mainly out of pure curiosity and some, just for the lulz. In the extra long infomercial that aired on TV back in 2008, the Shamwow guy tries desperately to be like Billy Mays, but fails miserably and looks like a complete lolcow. But we all know that the Shamwow guy will never stand up to the Great Mays in battle, even if he tried. The Shamwow guy (whose name was later revealed to be Vince Offer Shlomi) has had an interesting life. It seems to alternate between fail and epic win, repeated ad infinitum, as sure as the sun rises and falls. His story will make you cry, gnash your teeth, shit bricks, fap, and every other little thing you could possibly feel expressed at once. However we should point out that above all, it's all just for the lulz.
- Airing on television all across Americunt, this 2 minute-long commercial of fail is narrated and acted out by Vince Shlomi, who looks and sounds strikingly similar to the Scout from Team Fortress 2. He's your average, everyday cool, hip young guy with a faux hawk. Armed with a headset to hide the fact that he had a stroke, his goal in life is to sell you useless products, including the Shamwow, the Slap-Chop, and eventually even the Schticky, which is completely fucking worthless because all it is is just a regular sticky roller for lint that doesn't do much of anything out of the ordinary.
- (( YOU KNOW THE GERMANS ALWAYS MAKE GOOD STUFF ))
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- This is a cartoon by the German-American cartoonist and animator Henry Mayer (1868–1954), entitled The Awakening, which first appeared in the magazine Puck in February 1915. Published in support of women's suffrage in the United States, the cartoon depicts Lady Liberty wearing a cape labeled "Votes for Women" and standing astride the states (colored white) that had granted women the right to vote. A poem by Alice Duer Miller is printed beneath.
- Cartoon credit: Henry Mayer; restored by Adam Cuerden
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go rape some niggers.
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