The Exploding Rink #fiasco-ic 6/16/2017

DiscoDude: **---BEGIN SESSION---**
DiscoDude: **Session logging commenced**
Corbshe: All right so
Corbshe: how many players we got?
Danij: There's me
Corbshe: also <@Reality Glitch> you interested in participating?
Reality Glitch: No.
Walpole: Me, you, Chocolate, and Grur. That's four.
Freya: I think we got four like last time.
Walpole: Imma go get a drink and use the Lou while we roll dice. I believe it's 16d6?
Corbshe: yep, four times four
Corbshe: !roll 16d6
DiscoDude: <@Corbshe> rolled 16d6 for 48 [16d6 = 1, 3, 2, 2, 3, 5, 6, 2, 1, 2, 3, 5, 5, 2, 5, 1]
Corbshe: lemme sort that action out
Walpole: Who goes first?
Walpole: I think since we all know how to play, we should just roll for it.
Corbshe: Dice Pool: 1,
Spent Dice: 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6
Corbshe:
Corbshe: eh, why not XD
Walpole: (Oh no, no 4s!)
Corbshe: everybody roll d100
Corbshe: !roll 1d100
DiscoDude: <@Corbshe> rolled 1d100 for 46 [1d100 = 46]
Freya: !roll 1d100
DiscoDude: <@Freya> rolled 1d100 for 59 [1d100 = 59]
Walpole: !r 1d100
DiscoDude: <@Walpole> rolled 1d100 for 68 [1d100 = 68]
Danij: !roll 1d100
DiscoDude: <@Danij> rolled 1d100 for 50 [1d100 = 50]
Corbshe: so from lowest to highest we've got
Corbshe: Me, Krasu, Ommy, and Caillou
Walpole: Me, Grur, Chocolate, and Leila, in that order.
Danij: No 4? hey, no romance for you
Corbshe: well
Walpole: Whoop.
Corbshe: how do we wanna run things? lowest to highest or highest to lowest? XD
Corbshe: what the hey
Corbshe: let's do it highest to lowest 😉
Corbshe: i gotta cutscene to finish here
Walpole: I figured that's what we were doing. XP
Danij: It is not like any of us are going to use the order of things for metagaming, right?
Walpole: Yeah, metagaming is highly frowned upon in this game.
Danij: No shit
Walpole: BTW, I found out something about death in Fiasco.
Walpole: Apparently, it's totally okay for people to die before the end.
Walpole: Maxx could have totally gotten away with biting it, because once that happens, the aftermath roll determines how they would be *remembered* post-mortem.
Freya: Oh well
Danij: Oh well
Walpole: Anyways, I'm next to <@!Freya> and <@!Corbshe>, right?
Freya: Yup
Walpole: Leila and I have Relationship (2): Work.
Freya: 3: Friendship: for me and <@!Danij>
Walpole: **- Caillou and Ryusui -**
**- Re - 2: Work - ?: ??? -**
**- ?? - ?: ??? - ?: ??? -**
Walpole: **- Ommy and Krasudreal -**
**- Re - 3: Friendship - ?: ??? -**
**- ?? - ?: ??? - ?: ??? -**
Walpole: (Pin those?)
Corbshe: Caillou-Ommy: (6) Relationship: Community / (5) Case worker, parole officer, guardian ad litem/client | (1) Location: Main Street / (2) El Perro Alto Mexican Restaurant
Ommy-Krasudreal: (3) Relationship: Friendship / (2) Old buddies | (3) Object: Weapon / (1) Shotgun
Krasudreal-Ryusui: (5) Relationsip: Crime / (2) Gambler/Bookie | (3) Needs: To get rich / (2) ...through robbing a business
Ryusui-Caillou: (2) Relationship: Work / (5) Salesman/customer | (5) Object: Valuables / (1) Drug stash
Corbshe:
Danij: (Got a character from the random character generator)
Corbshe: there we go
Corbshe: Chocolate, your pick?
Walpole: (Don't make the character until relationships are fleshed out, <@!Danij>.)
Corbshe: also whoop I saw that
Corbshe: *i made a mistake
Corbshe: <@!Danij> it's your turn
Walpole: Also, move our pairing to the bottom of the list; it begins and ends with me. :3c
Danij: (Okay, is it okay if I keep the name, tho?)
Walpole: (Sure? If it ends up fitting, anyways.)
Corbshe: you still need to pick something, Krasu
Danij: Sorry, its my turn?
Corbshe: yes
Danij: Okay
Danij: I'll get crime...
Danij: ...
Danij: Gambler
Danij: With, who am I doing this with?
Corbshe: the pairings are in the pinned post
Freya: You can only pick one for one person
Freya: So it would be Crime
Corbshe: but yeah
Danij: blargh
Danij: forgot that
Walpole: *one pair of adjacent players.
Corbshe: your only open relation is with me
Danij: Thanks for the reminder
Freya: Yeah
Corbshe: so it's Krasu-Ryusui - Gambler/Bookie
Danij: Actually, just crime, right?
Freya: yea
Freya: It should just be Crime
Danij: there you go
Corbshe: yeah, whoop
Corbshe: thank you
Walpole: Unless that's Ryusui's move?
Corbshe: hmm
Corbshe: yeah, what the hey, let's go with that XD
Walpole: So that's a 5, and another 2 spent?
Corbshe: yep
Corbshe: and it's your turn
Walpole: Hm...
Walpole: Relationship (6) between me and Ommy: Community.
Freya: 5: Cailou and I, Community.
Walpole: Got that down, <@!Corbshe>?
Freya: So it would be the Case Manager/Client whatever.
Danij: Okay, is it my turn next?
Corbshe: yep!
Walpole: (You left an extra thingy on the end of our relationship, <@!Corbshe>.)
Walpole: (*between me and Ommy.)
Freya: the client is supposed to be there
Danij: Which relationships I can add stuff?
Freya: I'm either the client or the parole officer or whatever.
Freya: Or you're the parole officer, or client.
Walpole: (I mean the extra "/(?)" - oh, he got it.)
Corbshe: wherever there's a (?) --- on the list, you can add something
Corbshe: don't forget also
Corbshe: we need at least one each of Objects, Needs, and Locations
Corbshe: and these are tied to Relationships
Danij: So, can I add Family between Ryusui and Caillou?
Corbshe: nope
Corbshe: all the Relationships have been nailed down on that level
Danij: Gotha
Corbshe: you can add extra details to some
Corbshe: the one between you and Ommy, or me and Caillou
Corbshe: but again, we don't have any Objects, Locations, or Needs selected
Danij: God
Danij: I have an idea
Danij: and I am a terrible person for it
Walpole: Emperor: "... Dew eet."
Danij: Can I add "To get Laid..." Between Ommy and Caillou?
Freya: six has already been taken
Corbshe: yep
Danij: damnit
Walpole: Yeah, there are no more sixes.
Corbshe: you gotta pick based on what's available in the dice pool
Freya: though, I was thinking about that >:3c
Freya: _is shot dead with a minigun_
Danij: Didn't pay attention
Danij: I'll add "To get rich" between me and ryusui
Walpole: That's a... 3.
Freya: Which is 3
Danij: Yes
Corbshe: okie, so
Corbshe: i'm gonna add a 2 to that :3
Freya: Robbing a Bussiness
Freya: wow
Walpole: Oof. Prepare yourself, Ommy; winter is coming for us. XD
Corbshe: yeah i'm totally seeing this coming
Corbshe: one of us is a gambler
Corbshe: the other is their bookie
Corbshe: and one of us ends up getting roped into a cockamamie robbery plot to try and pay off a gambling debt
Freya: It's now your turn, Wilbur
Freya: <@!Walpole> ?
Walpole: I'm thinking.
Freya: Ah okay
Corbshe: Winter's coming...with a shotgun in one hand, an axe in the other, and a *craaaaaazy* look in his eye.
Walpole: Me and Ommy - Location (1): Up Main Street.
Freya: We still need an obect right?
Walpole: Yeah.
Walpole: You attempting to deliver?
Walpole: BTW, "Main Street" takes place in a quiet southern town, right?
Freya: Me and <@!Danij> Object: 3, Weapon
Corbshe: <@!Danij>
Danij: Alright
Danij: thinking...
Danij: Alright, I got an idea
Freya: We still got a freindship and weapon to workout between us
Danij: I'll use...
Danij: Oh, the dices got updated
Danij: Alright, I'll use 2 in the friendship between me and Ommy
Freya: Old Buddies
Freya: now onto <@!Corbshe>
Corbshe: arrite. and lemme think here
Corbshe: how about Objects: Valuables between me and Caillou? :3
Walpole: Alright.
Walpole: Anyways, Krasu and Ommy are missing the second slot in their relationship, and "Friensdhip" is not how you spell that. XD
Corbshe: dammit i spotted that typo but i forgot to fix it
Corbshe: so four blanks left
Walpole: Alright, time to really be comparing possibilities instead of just browsing.
Walpole: (Since I can actually count the number of combinations now.)
Walpole: Oh... my...
Walpole: Me and Ryusui - Relationship (2): Work, (5): Salesman/Customer.
Walpole: If any of you have a brain in that head, you'll know where to take this with the dice available. XD
Walpole: (Hint; do drugs. XD)
Freya: 1: Shotgun between me and Krasu
Corbshe: <@!Danij>?
Corbshe: two more dice
Danij: Wait
Corbshe: two more decisions
Danij: what the hell
Corbshe: what?
Danij: why would a mason jar full of gold coins ever be a thing?
Danij: This is so out of wack
Freya: I've got a jar of...Gold coins?
Freya: the completel opposite of dirt.
Walpole: Well, there's the other option.
Corbshe: 100% less likely to fend off Davy Jones
Walpole: What's being sold? XD
Corbshe: but you could throw it at a Barrow-Wight or maybe a vampire
Corbshe: or Scrooge McDuck if you've pissed him off somehow
Freya: Hehe
Freya: ~~go for the jar of coines~~
Danij: I'll make the location be "El Perro Alto Mexican Restaurant"
Walpole: Okay, last die is wild.
Walpole: Ryusui, one question to win the pot; what is being sold between us? XD
Freya: ~~comic books~~
Walpole: <@!Corbshe>?
Corbshe: hmmmm :3
Corbshe: well first
Corbshe: let's have a look at what we've got
Corbshe: you and me are in a Salesman/Customer relationship
Walpole: Exactly.
Corbshe: Krasu and I are in a Gambler/Bookie relationship, and one of us needs to get rich
Corbshe: and you and Ommy are in a legally-mandated caretaker-type relationship
Corbshe: and you're connected to a restaurant
Corbshe: so here's a thought on this
Corbshe: before I make the final choice
Corbshe: Ommy is the "client" in the relationship between you and him
Corbshe: Krasu is the gambler, and I'm the bookie
Corbshe: so...
Corbshe: i think the crux to consider is, in this "salesman/customer" relationship, if one of us is dealing in something illicit
Corbshe: then either that makes me a bookie dealing in contraband on the side, or you a caseworker/parole officer with a dark secret
Corbshe: as for the robbery angle
Walpole: Either way, I think we know which number to pick in that scenario. ;3c
Corbshe: there's three targets to choose
Corbshe: either he's trying to rob me to get payback
Corbshe: he's robbing you because you're the one selling the valuable stuff
Corbshe: or he's...robbing the restaurant, which I'm predicting Ommy's character will be working at XD
Corbshe: so yeah
Corbshe: i hate feeling like i'm being guided into a specific result XD
Corbshe: but yeah, playing the final die as it lies sounds right
Walpole: Yeah, Ommy is working at (/the owner of(?)) a Gnollish restaurant. XD
Walpole: Hm? Is that drugs?
Corbshe: yep!
Corbshe: that's what you were prodding us towards, right? XD
Walpole: Ah, I was worried because I thought "Drug Stash" was (2).
Corbshe: nope
Corbshe: (2) is Mason Jar Fulla Gold Coins XD
Corbshe: i was actually leaning towards that because it's just so dang weird XD
Walpole: Alright, note it!
Corbshe: already done
Danij: I was actually tempted for that too
Corbshe: so yeah
Corbshe: <@!Freya>, how's this sound?
Corbshe: you're out on parole working at a restaurant
Walpole: So what's a Case Worker or a Guardian ad litum?
Corbshe: Caillou is your parole officer
Corbshe: legal guardian
Corbshe: http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/guardian+ad+litem
Corbshe: emphasis on "legal"
Corbshe: court-appointed child caretaker
Walpole: Oh, okay, I guess that question doesn't need answering, then; I already know what a parol officer is.
Corbshe: so
Corbshe: Krasu and Ommy's characters are old friends, probably share some kind of low-key criminal history
Walpole: I'm thinking that you're my drug dealer. XD
Corbshe: ha ha, *yes*
Corbshe: Krasu in the meantime has rung up a gambling debt with yours truly
Danij: Help! I just wanted extra cash one day, and then I slid down the slippery slope!
Corbshe: so I'm an all-around terrible person XD
Walpole: I'm thinking that in the Mew York area, the Three Gnolls Lake's is the equivalent of Mexico.
Corbshe: a drug dealer on one side, a bookie on the other
Danij: I am absolutely a victim in this, not my fault at all!
Danij: *lies*
Freya: And now I am actually again in the place of, "Why me."
Walpole: So Ommy is working at a Gnollish restaurant in... Hedgetown.
Corbshe: Hedgetown! Sounds good!
Walpole: Hedgetown I think qualifies as a "quiet southern town," right?
Walpole: *MEAT intensifies*
Walpole: Okay, I've got my character figured out; a man's man holding a position of authority so he can be above the criminal scum of this world. Probably abusive of his ward. Gives no shits about being a good cop.
Walpole: Or at least that's how he justifies his drug habit. XD
Danij: My character is...
Danij: Hmmm...
Walpole: Introducing the physically large, mentally shaky Fruit Frog; Officer Walpole!
Freya: Aight well, I guess I'm uh...
Corbshe: Corbshe Dufranke.
Corbshe: "Corb" to his friends, which he doesn't really have any.
Freya: a Floracat...Female...uh...m
Walpole: That sounds like a Gnoll name. :3
Corbshe: Right, then!
Corbshe: He's really friggin' *short* for a gnoll.
Walpole: (C'mon, we can't have this be in Hedgetown and not have any Gnoll characters. XD)
Freya: named...uh...Freya...
Corbshe: He has anger issues but he generally gets by from a general sort of viciousness and low cunning.
Corbshe: Not the brightest but he's managed to kneecap his way into the local numbers game
Walpole: "No call short. I kill you." XD
Corbshe: as well as a line for Starch, the latest street drug making the rounds.
Corbshe: He doesn't realize he's precariously on the edge. He's got stuff other people want and he probably can't hold onto it if anyone makes a move for it.
Walpole: Ooh, in cooking, legit starch is used for thickening. You think the innuendo'd drug version is a form of steroid? XD
Danij: My character is someone who thinks that they can earn money gambling. Problem is, he thinks this works even if you are not the house.
Here, yours trully deeply indebted: Danji (no known surname), a goddamn normal-ass cat, that is not all that tall.
Now he gotta do something if he doesn't want his debt to get to him.
Corbshe: ("Of course it's called Starch. Makes you stand up straight.")
Walpole: Freya sounds like a Gnoll name, too.
Danij: Everything sounds like a gnoll name if you try hard enough
Walpole: (*in hedgetown; none but one of us are Gnolls* XD)
Freya: Nah
Freya: I'm sticking with a Floracat
Danij: Eh, close enough to mew york
Danij: also, shows how "outsiders" can get in trouble
Corbshe: also is it Danij or Danji?
Danij: Danij, that's not a typo
Walpole: Along with a Gnoll that strays from the usual friendly norm worn by the Gnolls here. XD
Walpole: Also, with the setting of Hedgetown, I'm surprised no one played the Hanged Man card.
Freya: I want to play a Hanged Man now, but eh nvm
Danij: Hey, I am surprised Ryu didn't play a hanged man.

heh...

I'll go to my corner now
Walpole: (Though that would fit more naturally if "Object - (1): Untoward - (5): Klan outfit/hate paraphernalia" were a thing.)
Walpole: Why can't <@!Freya> be a Hanged Man, assuming that you want to?
Freya: idk
Walpole: <@!Danij>, what about you?
Freya: http://i.imgur.com/XQGoBhR.jpg I mean I can also be this Pygmy Pzky character.
Walpole: No one? Eh, it's a missed opportunity, but no use crying over it.
Freya: I have nothing planned out for them
Walpole: Does she have *superpowers*? >_>;
Freya: No
Danij: I will just be a cat that is out of his water
Walpole: Okay, good.
Freya: Like I said, nothing planned out.
Freya: They were just there for no reason besides art.
Walpole: Don't need to be anime-ing it up in here.
Freya: But that's my forte-But yeah no, I won't be doing that again for fiasco
Walpole: Anyways, are we good?
Freya: Yeah
Walpole: Alright, shall we really start this next time?
Danij: So
Danij: Yes. this was a good preparation round
Freya: ah right
Freya: Danij has to go
Danij: <@!Corbshe> , should we !end?
Corbshe: prolly, yeah
Corbshe: we'll start in earnest tomorrow :3
Corbshe: !end