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- Here's the news, then I'm gonna make monkey noises at Jews... I'm still working on a tagline... Whatever. I don't care anymore.
- 'Pure Devastation': Several Tornadoes Rip Through Ohio
- Howard Dean: Trump Is the 'Gazillionaire Class' Candidate
- Scaramucci: Trump Is the 'Most Un-American Presidential Nominee' in History
- Himes on TikTok Bill: People Trying to Look Hawkish on Place We Trade With
- AP Debunks Its Own Smear Of Trump-Backed Moreno Days Before Ohio Election
- Biden Mourns Suicide of Nonbinary Teen
- Lara Trump: RNC Is 'Not Paying Any Legal Bills'
- Get All Breitbart News Here
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- Biden Admin Gaslights America
- White House: We’re Still Making Inflation Progress
- Last Two Months Had ‘Seasonality’
- Inflation
- During an interview with Bloomberg on Thursday, White House National Economic Council Deputy Director Daniel Hornung stated that “our progress on inflation does continue,” but “we’ve expected some seasonality in January and February. We didn’t expect the progress to continue on a straight line.”
- Exclusive — Donald Trump: ‘I Will Never Do Anything that Will Jeopardize or Hurt Social Securit
- Exclusive — Trump Pledges to Completely Protect Social Security, Medicare
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- 16 Female Athletes File Landmark Title IX Lawsuit Against NCAA over Trans Inclusion
- Group of Women College Athletes Sue NCAA for Being Forced to Use Lockerroom
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- Election Interference: Chuck Schumer Demands New Vote in Israel to Oust Netanyahu
- Election Interference: Schumer Demands Vote in Israel to Oust Netanyahu
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- House May Refer January 6 Committee Members for Prosecution
- House May Refer January 6 Committee Members for Prosecution
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- Nolte: All Sides Blast Schumer for Interfering in Israel’s Election Process
- Nolte: All Sides Blast Schumer for Interfering in Israel’s Election Process
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- ‘Blood Money’: House Panel Launches ‘Government-Wide’ Investigation into Chinese Communist
- Comer Launches ‘Government-Wide’ Probe into CCP's Subversion of U.S.
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- Joe Biden Mourns Suicide of Nonbinary Teen Nex Benedict: ‘End Discrimination’
- Biden Mourns Suicide of Nonbinary Teen
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- Kamala Harris Becomes First Vice President to Visit Abortion Clinic
- Kamala Harris Becomes First Vice President to Visit Abortion Clinic
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- Text Messages Show CIA Deployed Personnel Domestically to Capitol January 6, 2021
- Text Messages Show CIA Deployed Personnel Domestically to DC on January 6
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- West Point Removes ‘Duty, Honor, Country’ from Its Mission Statement
- West Point Removes 'Duty, Honor, Country' from Its Mission Statement
- Phillipsburg Baboon Arrested for Sex Trafficking and Not Paying His Hookers.
- Oh I forgot. He was a police officer.
- Macon Monkey Gets 20 Years After Fucking 12-Year-Old Girl.
- Gorilla Lifeguard Arrested After Sexually Assaulting 16-Year-Old Girl.
- Pembroke Pines Pubehead Arrested After Forcing 5-Year-Old Girl to Give Him Blowjob.
- Campaign Finance Board Sues Negro Councilman After He Refused to Pay Fines.
- More Animal-on-Animal Abuse: Negro and Negress Arrested After Leaving Their Dog to Starve and Die in Their Lorain Yard.
- 2 Bongo Americans Arrested After Activating Sirens in Fake Patrol Car.
- Negro Arrested After Pushing Random Elderly People at 24 Hour Fitness.
- ......... Weather.
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- Current threat: Drunk Irish people. 🍀
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- Robotnik
- Despite being a morbidly-obese ginger, he isn't a force you would want to fuck with. Dr. Robotnik is responsible for the glorious memes you know as Pingas and Double Nigger, which proves of how much a fucking genius this guy is. As Hitler burned millions of Jews, Robotnik did the same to furries, both of which were in need of instant extermination. However, like Hitler, Robotnik's plans were thwarted and his reign was demolished.
- This Robotnik was very different from all the others that came before and after him and didn't receive much attention until the day "Pingas" became a meme. From then on, he became favored amongst the YouTube Poop community as this Robotnik, as well as the show he starred in, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, were easily exploitable and thus created a good amount of lulz. Many of his infamous catchphrases such as "I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!" or "I'll have to give myself a Prrrrrrrmotion!" were also spammed a whole fuckload of times before they became as loose and full of AIDS much like Sarah Palin's vagina. Unfortunately, the meme has seen less usage as newfags continued to use the living hell out of it like they have done with just about anything else.
- Today, Robotnik can found working at his local McDonald's striving to make a living seeing as he lost his job due to the budget cuts made from the harsh economy. Much to his dismay, he preferred to work at Wiener Schnitzel since they have dick shaped food only to find out they had no opening jobs left. As for his assistants Grounder and Scrather, they now work as discreet prostitutes selling their services on Craigslist. Unfortunately, they have been caught in a sting mission from the Feds and are now serving a 15-year sentence in a state prison. That, however, has not stopped them from selling their bodies for mere sexual pleasures as it is easier for them to sell themselves for a cigarette or two in the showers.
- Legend has it he's having sex with Your Mom right now.
- (( SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE ))
- ......... Don't think it's over yet. We still have to see what those poo pushers are up to and whether they'll ever turn straight at some point. #LRH:
- 22:13] <+dnsk> It's good TECHNO
- [22:13] <+Dwaine> not much of flac
- 06[22:14] * +dnsk is now playing: Lords of Acid - I Sit On Acid (original)
- [22:14] <+dnsk> tulpa, I love this tune
- [22:14] <+tulpa> :D
- [22:14] <+Dwaine> prefer rock but not opposed to oter genres
- [22:14] <+Dwaine> other
- [22:15] <+dnsk> I don't really prefer anything specific, but right now it's electro/dark/techno/acid.
- [22:15] <+Dwaine> prefer rock but lots of alternatives
- [22:16] <DaRedWorm> dnsk: i like acidecore, and hardcore too
- [22:17] <+dnsk> DaRedWorm, that is very nice!
- [22:17] <+Dwaine> Montrose - Live In Cleveland 1974 (320 kbps)
- [22:17] <+Dwaine> Rock the Nation
- [22:17] <DaRedWorm> and music of the seventies too
- [22:17] <+dnsk> I am very dark at this point in spacetime regarding music
- [22:18] <+tulpa> late here
- [22:18] <+tulpa> need to crash out folks
- [22:18] <+dnsk> DaRedWorm, https://soundcloud.com/dnskse/infinityghxst-meets-woolymammoth-dnsk-mashup
- [22:18] <+tulpa> dnsk i'll play it tomorrow
- [22:18] <+Dwaine> rest Brother
- [22:18] <+dnsk> tulpa, dats cool
- [22:18] <+Dwaine> love you
- [22:18] <+tulpa> :)
- [22:18] <+dnsk> tulpa, sleep well
- [22:18] <+dnsk> <3
- [22:18] <+tulpa> nini frens
- [22:19] <+dnsk> nienie
- [22:19] <DaRedWorm> dnsk:i'm watching some suff xddc'd on rizon actually, but i keek that link in my urlbase for later
- [22:20] <DaRedWorm> too drunk to type
- [22:20] <+Dwaine> drunk?
- [22:20] <DaRedWorm> yep
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- The white-cheeked honeyeater (Phylidonyris niger) is a bird in the honeyeater family, Meliphagidae, native to the east coast and the south-west corner of Australia. It is black and white in colour with a long, sturdy bill that curves downwards, a large bright-yellow tail and wing panels, and a large white cheek-patch on a mainly black head. It is gregarious, active and noisy with swift, erratic flight. This white-cheeked honeyeater was photographed in Maddens Plains in New South Wales, Australia.
- Photograph credit: John Harrison
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go eat out a 5 year old girl....... Oh come on..... What?........ You know the age of consent is 5 in Russia.
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