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- Hey, guys. Jewscaster Jed here just giving you the Jews.
- Bruce Springsteen Guitarist Steven Van Zandt Calls to ‘Exterminate’ GOP ‘Cockroaches’
- Tweet Delete… but Not Because He’s Walking It Back!
- BROOKLYN, NEW YORK - APRIL 3: Steven Van Zandt performs with Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band at Barclays Center on April 3, 2023 in New York, New York. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)
- Bruce Springsteen’s veteran E-Street band guitarist Steven Van Zandt issued a call to fans and supporters on social media Sunday to “Exterminate the (Republican) cockroaches.”
- Russia 'Expending Significant Resources for Minimal Gains' Says UK
- Russia 'Expending Significant Resources for Minimal Gains' Says UK
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- AOC Accuses Republicans of 'Fascism' After Expulsion of TN Lawmakers
- AOC Accuses Republicans of 'Fascism' After Expulsion of TN Lawmakers
- 5,437
- Newsom: Constitutional Carry Lets People Carry 'Weapons of War'
- Newsom: Constitutional Carry Lets People Carry 'Weapons of War'
- 816
- Report: Biden Recruits 'Army of Influencers' for 2024 Race
- Report: Biden Recruits 'Army of Influencers' for 2024 Race
- 3,750
- Missouri AG Seeks to Remove Soros-Linked Prosecutor from Office
- Missouri AG Seeks to Remove Soros-Linked Prosecutor from Office
- 1,031
- Christians' Answer to Jesus’ Question, 'But who do you say that I am?'
- Christians' Answer to Jesus’ Question, 'But who do you say that I am?'
- 7,010
- Carlson: Transgenderism the Most Dangerous Extremist Group in the U.S.
- Carlson: Transgenderism the Most Dangerous Extremist Group in the U.S.
- 2,504
- Rubio Slams Macron’s Call to ‘Break Away’ from U.S.
- Rubio Slams Macron’s Call to ‘Break Away’ from U.S.
- 702
- Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich: Second Amendment Freedom Is 'a Myth'
- Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich: Second Amendment Freedom Is 'a Myth'
- 1,277
- Macron: Europe Must End Reliance on America, Avoid Conflict with China
- Macron: Europe Must End Reliance on America, Avoid Conflict with China
- Bond Denied for Bonobo Who Killed White Man During Delay at Gate Station.
- Negroes and patience never go together.
- 2nd Ooga Booga Arrested for Killing of White Man in Providence.
- White Man in Coma After Bronx Primate Beats Him up.
- Sow Smacks Woman with Her Purse in Queens.
- Principal Fired After Groidform Breaks into Park Lane Elementary School with Machine Guns.
- Negroid Homicide Suspect Arrested Multiple-Hour Standoff wiv Bronx Qwops.
- Negro Strips Naked and Dances in front of Crowd in Harlem.
- Dover Gorilla Arrested After Fucking Baby.
- .......... Weather.
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- Mon 10 | Day
- 73°
- 15%
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- Cloudy early with peeks of sunshine expected late. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 73F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 76%
- UV Index
- 6 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:09 am
- Sunset
- 7:54 pm
- Mon 10 | Night
- 53°
- 15%
- NE 6 mph
- Clear to partly cloudy. Slight chance of a rain shower. Low 53F. Winds light and variable.
- Humidity
- 91%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
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- Waning Gibbous
- Moonset
- 10:02 am
- Tue 11
- 74°
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- Partly Cloudy
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- Wed 12
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- Fri 14
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- Sat 15
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- Sun 16
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- Mon 17
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- SE 12 mph
- Mon 24
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- Current threat: Tornados. 🌪
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- Elon Musk
- Elon Musk is, surprisingly, not a brand of designer cologne that costs $500 and makes you smell like a goat's ballsack for several months. Born in South Africa on June 28, 1971, Elon Reeve Musk is a billionaire entreprettention whore and IRL supervillain who is basically the unholy bastard child of Al Gore and the Alt-Right and—much like The Avatar—was born with the extremely rare ability to piss off both sides of the political/autism spectrum while barely even trying.
- As the CEO of Tesla Motors, Elon Musk was long believed to just be another typical liberal treefucker who never shuts up about global warming and cries himself to sleep every single night while thinking about the hundreds of retarded dolphins who kill themselves daily by sticking their heads through six pack rings. While it is true that Elon doesn't STFU about global warming, it is currently believed that he doesn't actually give a fuck about stupid shit like dolphin suicide or Mexican children who entered the United Stated illegally.
- Elon is also the founder and CEO of SpaceX, a space travel company that he founded in 2002 with the intentions of colonizing Mars and then annihilating the entirety of South Africa with high-velocity moon rocks to get revenge on the people who bullied him during his youth for being a scrawny white pussy in South Africa.
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- The father of Elon Musk, the billionaire tech entrepreneur, says it was “God’s plan” for him to have a baby with his own stepdaughter. Errol Musk, 72, described the 10-month-old baby boy he had with Jana Bezuidenhout, 30, as “exquisite”.
- He married her mother Heide when Jana was four but told The Sunday Times he did not consider her to be his stepdaughter because she had been raised away from the family for long periods of time.
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- (( HE BOUGHT TWITTER ))
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- Project Mercury was the first human-spaceflight program of the United States, running from 1958 through 1963. It was one of the first projects of NASA, which was created as a response to the Soviet Union's 1957 launch of Sputnik 1, the first satellite in Earth orbit. The program's goals were to orbit a crewed spacecraft around Earth, investigate the pilot's ability to function in space, and to recover both pilot and spacecraft safely. The Soviet Union won the race to put the the first human into orbit when Yuri Gagarin travelled in Vostok 1 in 1961, while the US launched its first astronaut on a suborbital flight in the same year, and achieved manned orbital flight in 1962 when John Glenn made three orbits around the Earth. The Mercury project's missions were followed by millions on radio and television around the world, and it laid the groundwork for Project Gemini, which carried two astronauts in each capsule and perfected space docking maneuvers essential for crewed lunar landings in the subsequent Apollo program, announced a few weeks after the first crewed Mercury flight. This NASA illustration compares the relative sizes and launch positions of the spacecraft and rockets of Project Mercury (small) with those of Gemini (medium) and Apollo (large).
- Illustration credit: Davis Paul Meltzer
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- I have a confession to make. I'm 1/64th Guatamalan... What? It's not my fault my mom is an ignorant slut.
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