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- Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nigs, it's that time. And do we got the world cup? In November?
- Pinkerton: Like Carter, Biden Crushes American Energy and Enriches Foreign Producers
- (Toby Massey/AP Photo; Sean Gallup, Marion S. Trikosko, Leif Skoogfors/Getty Images)
- Jimmy Carter ignored the need for more energy and paid a steep price when he ran for re-election. Half a century later, Joe Biden is also ignoring it.
- Fact Check: AP Falsely Claims No Evidence Exists Joe and Hunter Biden Spoke About Foreign Business Deals
- Fact Check: AP Falsely Claims No Evidence Exists Joe and Hunter Biden Spoke About Foreign Business Deals…
- 3,217
- Media’s Latest Defense: Joe Biden’s Judgement Unaffected by Hunter’s Business Deals
- …Media’s Latest Defense: Joe’s Judgement Unaffected by Hunter’s Business Deals
- 2,123
- Joe Biden Hosts Secret Wedding for His Granddaughter at the White House
- Joe Biden Hosts Secret Wedding for His Granddaughter at the White House
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- 1,905
- Bill Barr: DOJ Prosecutors ‘Probably Have the Basis for Legitimately Indicting’ Trump
- Bill Barr: DOJ Prosecutors ‘Probably Have the Basis for Legitimately Indicting’ Trump
- 4,779
- Nolte: Democrat Charged with ‘Wide Scale’ Election Fraud in Philadelphia, ‘Forgery of Signatures’
- Nolte: Democrat Charged with ‘Wide Scale’ Election Fraud in Philadelphia
- 1,489
- Report: Al Sharpton’s National Action Network Almost Doubles His Compensation, Pays Nearly $1M for Private Jets, Limos
- Report: Al Sharpton’s National Action Network Almost Doubles His Compensation
- 491
- Election Denier Hakeem Jeffries Announces Bid for House Minority Leader
- Election Denier Hakeem Jeffries Announces Bid for House Minority Leader…
- 472
- Media Ignore Election Denier Hakeem Jeffries’ Assault on Democracy
- …Media Ignore Jeffries’ Assault on Democracy
- 426
- …Don Outperforms Ron Against Biden, Kamala
- 658
- Harvard Poll: Donald Trump Up 18 Points over Ron DeSantis in Hypothetical GOP 2024 Primary
- Harvard Poll: Trump Up 18 Points over DeSantis…
- 2,498
- Noem vs. Gray Lady: SD Guv Claims Wasn’t Critical of Trump
- 331
- Nolte: Trans Cross-Country Runner Proves Men Make Superior Women
- Nolte: Trans Cross-Country Runner Proves Men Make Superior Women
- JOHN NOLTE
- 669
- World Cup: Nike Bans ‘Jesus,’ African Gods from Personalized Brazil Jerseys – ‘Mohammed’ Still Available
- World Cup: Nike Bans ‘Jesus’ but Not ‘Mohammed’ from Personalized Jerseys
- 599
- WATCH – Student Born Without Legs Makes Basketball Team at School
- AMY FURR
- 583
- UVA Running Back Shot While Trying to Save Teammates During Attack
- 46
- Elon Musk Shuts Down Twitter Offices After Hundreds of Employees Resign
- Musk Shuts Down Twitter Offices After Hundreds of Employees Resign
- LUCAS NOLAN
- 1,972
- FTX Founder and Democrat Super Donor Sam Bankman-Fried Lent *$1 Billion* to Himself Through His Hedge Fund
- FTX Founder, Dem Super Donor Sam Bankman-Fried Lent *$1 Billion* to Himself Through His Hedge Fund
- 245
- Report: Google’s YouTube Allows Dems to Question Elections, Not Republicans
- 235
- Elizabeth Holmes Gets More than 11 Years for Theranos Scam
- 496
- Facebook Beats Anti-American Discrimination Lawsuit
- Facebook Beats Anti-American Discrimination Lawsuit
- 125
- Expert Who Oversaw Enron Bankruptcy Says He’s Never Seen ‘Such a Complete Failure’ as FTX
- Expert Who Oversaw Enron Bankruptcy Says He’s Never Seen ‘Such a Complete Failure’ as FTX
- 940
- …Financial Services Committee Chair Maxine Waters Dodges on Whether Dems Should Return Donations
- 305
- California Health Care Foundation Pushes ‘Health Equity’ into Medical Field
- California Health Care Foundation Pushes ‘Health Equity’ into Medical Field
- 246
- Coronavirus 4Eva: L.A. County ‘Strongly Recommending’ Masks
- HANNAH BLEAU
- 459
- China to Expand Quarantine Camps in Guangzhou by Tens of Thousands of Beds
- China to Expand Quarantine Camps in Guangzhou by Tens of Thousands of Beds
- FRANCES MARTEL
- 83
- Blue State Blues: Mitch McConnell Should Have Resigned
- Blue State Blues: Mitch Should Have Resigned
- 1,656
- Hollywood Celebrities Fawn over Outgoing House Speaker Nancy Pelosi: ‘You Are the Best Speaker There Ever Was!’
- Hollywood Celebrities Fawn over Outgoing Pelosi
- 1,578
- GOP Rep. Comer: ‘Joe Biden Was Actively Involved in Hunter’s Shady Business Dealings’
- GOP’s Comer: ‘Biden Actively Involved in Hunter’s Shady’ Businesses
- 806
- Cotton on Pentagon Failing Audit, Inability to Account for Most Assets: DOD Has Too Many Civilians and Too Much Focus on Pronouns
- Pentagon Fails Audit, Can’t to Account for Assets…
- …Cotton: DOD Has Too Many Civilians and Too Much Focus on Pronouns
- 300
- China Operates Police Stations in the US, FBI Chief Admits
- China Operates Police Stations in the US, FBI Chief Admits
- 838
- ‘Today’ Weather Anchor Al Roker Hospitalized for Blood Clots
- Roker Hospitalized for Blood Clots
- 4,235
- Tim Allen: Hospitalized Jay Leno Handling Burn Injuries Like a ‘Superhero’
- Tim Allen: Hospitalized Jay Leno Handling Burn Injuries Like a ‘Superhero’
- 43
- GLAAD Calls Candace Cameron Bure’s Comments ‘Irresponsible and Hurtful,’ Threatens Advertiser Boycott
- GLAAD Threatens Advertiser Boycott of Cameron Bure over Comments
- DAVID NG
- 458
- Biden Administration Requests Immunity for Saudi Crown Prince MBS in Khashoggi Case
- Biden Admin Requests Immunity for Saudi Crown Prince MBS in Khashoggi Case
- 1,622
- Pinkerton: Like Carter, Biden Crushes American Energy
- Pinkerton: Like Carter, Biden Crushes American Energy
- 1,085
- Rivals Take Shots at Trump at Republican Jewish Coalition
- Rivals Take Shots at Trump at Republican Jewish Coalition
- 1,054
- Kyiv Residents 'Without Electricity, Heating, Water' – Mayor
- Kyiv Residents 'Without Electricity, Heating, Water' – Mayor
- 99
- Sen. Lisa Murkowski Takes Narrow Lead over Kelly Tshibaka After More B
- Sen. Lisa Murkowski Takes Narrow Lead over Kelly Tshibaka After More B
- 1,208
- FIFA: West Should Apologise for Its History Before Criticising Qatar
- FIFA: West Should Apologise for Its History Before Criticising Qatar
- 121
- Bill Barr: DOJ Prosecutors Probably Have the Basis for Indicting Trump
- Bill Barr: DOJ Prosecutors Probably Have the Basis for Indicting Trump
- 4,779
- Elon Musk Restores Donald Trump's Twitter Account
- Elon Musk Restores Donald Trump's Twitter Account
- 2,691
- Fact Check: AP Falsely Claims No Evidence Exists
- Fact Check: AP Falsely Claims No Evidence Exists
- 3,217
- Donald Trump: ‘I am Not Going to Partake’ in Special Counsel Investiga
- Donald Trump: ‘I am Not Going to Partake’ in Special Counsel Investiga
- 3,961
- Merrick Garland to Name Special Counsel on Trump; Not on Biden
- Merrick Garland to Name Special Counsel on Trump; Not on Biden
- Several Simian Suspects at Large After Throwing Fireworks into White Man's Truck Bed and Then Shooting Him.
- If his wife was also in the car, she would've died too.
- White Man Dead After Negro Shoots up Pittsburg Hotel Parking Lot.
- Police Investigate String of Stabbings in Lincoln-Lemington That Killed White Man and Injured 2 Others.
- Monkus Rapes Woman in Brandywine Park.
- Trio of Spics Arrested for Death of White California Couple Who Disappeared in 2017.
- CBP Officials Halt Boat Full of 18 Spic Illegals.
- NYPD Searching for Ex-Con Nigga Who Shot Man in Woman in Downtown East New York.
- BLM and LGBTQ+ Freaks Clash with Cops; People Get Injured.
- ........... Making monkey noises doesn't help.... Weather.
- Today
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- Overcast. Slight chance of a rain shower. High 46F. Winds NNE at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
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- UV Index
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- Sunrise
- 6:59 am
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- Sun 20 | Night
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- Cloudy skies with periods of rain late. Low around 40F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 70%.
- Humidity
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- Moonrise
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- Mon 21
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- Mon 28
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- Wed 30
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- Thu 01
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- 54°
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- Current threat: The screaming black marshmallow man. ☻
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- SammyClassicSonicFan
- SammyClassicSonicFan is the 15-year old product full of Aspergers, bad parenting, Nintendo, Sonic and USI. He is one of the angriest children on YouTube, and thinks his opinions are always better than everyone. Sammy is a hardcore Nintendo fanboy who believes that platformers are the best video game genre, and his favorite franchise of all time is Mario, contrary to what his name would suggest.
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- A yawn is a reflex consisting of the simultaneous inhalation of air and the stretching of the eardrums, followed by an exhalation of breath. Many animal species, including birds and fish, experience yawning. The study of yawning is called chasmology. Yawning (oscitation) most often occurs in adults immediately before and after sleep, during tedious activities and as a result of its contagious quality. This photograph depicts a newborn girl yawning; research data strongly suggest that neither contagious nor story-induced yawning is reliable in children below the age of six years.
- Photograph credit: Martin Falbisoner
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