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- Alright, you faggots. It's time for the news.
- COVID-1984: Boris Govt Eyes Twice-Weekly Covid Tests for All Britons to Stop Outbreaks
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- LONDON (AP) – All adults and children in England will be able to have routine coronavirus tests twice a week as a way to stamp out new outbreaks, the British government said Monday as it prepared to announce the next steps in lifting the nation’s months-long lockdown.
- PICS: Singing Hymns Through Masks, Christians Mark Pandemic Easter
- ’He is Risen!’
- Corona Easter II
- Pandemic Can’t Stop Christians Celebrating
- 2,954
- Pope Francis Again Snubs Uighurs in Easter Message
- Pope Francis Again Snubs Uighurs in Easter Message
- 1,482
- Police Show up at London Church on Easter Sunday, After Shutting Down Good Friday Mass
- UK: Covid Cops Harass Churches on Easter After Shutting Down Good Friday Mass
- 521
- Barrasso: Biden Administration ‘Trying to Hide’ Border Crisis
- Barrasso: Biden Administration ‘Trying to Hide’ Border Crisis
- 258
- CNN’s Jim Acosta: ‘We’re All Dealing with Some Post-Trump Stress Disorder’
- …Acosta: ‘We’re All Dealing with Some Post-Trump Stress Disorder’
- 5,131
- CNN’s Tapper: Trump Vaccine Success Doesn’t Erase ‘Derelictions of Duty’ on Pandemic Response
- CNN’s Tapper: Trump Vaccine Success Doesn’t Erase ‘Derelictions of Duty’ on Pandemic Response…
- 265
- Hunter Biden Admits He Smoked Parmesan Cheese After Mistaking It for Crack
- Hunter Admits Smoked Parmesan Cheese Mistaken for Crack…
- 4,549
- …Sez ‘Absolutely Certain’ DOJ Will Clear Him
- 3,267
- Buttigieg: Biden Wants Congress to Act on Infrastructure Before Memorial Day
- Dems to Jam Through ’Infrastructure’ Bill Before Memorial Day?…
- 194
- Pete Buttigieg: 8-Year Spending Plan ‘Fully Paid for Across 15 Years of Tax Adjustment’
- …Buttigieg LOL: Plan ‘Fully Paid for Across 15 YR of Tax Adjustment’
- 454
- Biden Adviser Cecilia Rouse on MLB’s Georgia Boycott: ‘Undoubtedly Going to Be a Cost’ to Stadium Workers
- Biden WH Admits Backing GA Boycott Hurts Workers…
- 654
- …Schumer Invites All-Star Game to NY –Despite Stricter Voter Laws…
- DYLAN GWINN
- 380
- Omar: ‘We Must Stand Our Ground’ on Georgia Boycotts
- …Woke Fail: Squad Vows to Ramp Up Campaign Costing Minorities Most
- 2,194
- ‘Space Jam: A New Legacy’ Will Show Looney Tunes Using Guns, Unlike HBO’s Revival Series
- ‘Space Jam: A New Legacy’ Will Show Looney Tunes Using Guns, Unlike HBO’s Revival Series
- 114
- 86 Migrants Arrested in Five Failed Human Smuggling Attempts in Texas near Border
- 86 Migrants Arrested in Five Failed Human Smuggling Attempts in Texas
- 67
- Mexican Border State Cops Raid Hotel with Migrants — Release Them
- Mexican Border State Cops Raid Hotel with Migrants — Release Them
- ILDEFONSO ORTIZ and BRANDON DARBY
- 31
- Report: New Houston Facility to House 500 Unaccompanied Migrant Girls
- 8,427
- LeBron James, Liberal Elites Celebrate After MLB Takes All-Star Game from Georgia
- LeBron James, Liberal Elites Celebrate After MLB Takes All-Star Game from Georgia
- WARNER TODD HUSTON
- 1,669
- Democracy Defenders? MLB Doesn’t Signal Plans to Move Facility from China
- …MLB ❤️❤️ China
- No Plans to Move Existing Facility
- WENDELL HUSEBO
- 5,103
- Woke to Broke: Moving All-Star Game Costs Atlanta Tens of Millions in Revenue
- Woke to Broke: Moving All Star Game Costs Atlanta Up to $190 Million…
- 5,063
- Biden Administration to Hold Indirect Talks with Iran in Vienna
- Biden Administration to Hold Indirect Talks with Iran in Vienna
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- 110
- Egypt Loses $1 Billion from Suez Canal Blockage
- JOHN HAYWARD
- 80
- Report: Abbas’ Party List for Palestinian Elections Includes Terrorists
- Abbas’ Party List for Palestinian Elections Includes Terrorists
- DEBORAH BRAND
- 26
- Elementary School Teacher Allegedly Solicited Sex with 2-Year-Old
- Teacher Allegedly Solicited Sex with 2-Year-Old
- 1,443
- ‘Hero’ Rescue Dog Finds Home with Fallen Officer’s Widow: ‘I Saw Him and Knew’
- ‘Hero’ Rescue Dog Finds Home with Fallen Officer’s Widow
- 11
- RV Donated to Oregon Couple Who Lost Home in Wildfire
- RV Donated to Couple Who Lost Home in Wildfire
- NATE CHURCH
- 12
- Boris Govt Eyes Twice-Weekly Covid Tests for All Britons
- Boris Govt Eyes Twice-Weekly Covid Tests for All Britons
- 72
- Barack Obama Cheers MLB for Moving the All-Star Game
- Barack Obama Cheers MLB for Moving the All-Star Game
- 9,179
- Police: Woman Allegedly Shoots at Burger King Workers over Wait Time
- Police: Woman Allegedly Shoots at Burger King Workers over Wait Time
- 1,937
- WATCH: 'Gestapo' Canadian Police Thrown Out of Church by Polish Pastor
- WATCH: 'Gestapo' Canadian Police Thrown Out of Church by Polish Pastor
- 3,157
- They Helped Elect Joe Biden. Now Celebs Are Pushing Dem-Backed H.R. 1
- They Helped Elect Joe Biden. Now Celebs Are Pushing Dem-Backed H.R. 1
- 2,658
- PICS: Singing Hymns Through Masks, Christians Mark Pandemic Easter
- PICS: Singing Hymns Through Masks, Christians Mark Pandemic Easter
- 2,954
- Census: ‘Significant Increase in Homeschooling’ to 11.1% in Fall 2020
- Census: ‘Significant Increase in Homeschooling’ to 11.1% in Fall 2020
- 808
- Feds' 2018 Data: 126x More People Killed by Falling than with Rifles
- Feds' 2018 Data: 126x More People Killed by Falling than with Rifles
- 1,294
- Pentagon OKs Third Military Base to House Migrant Children amid Surge
- Pentagon OKs Third Military Base to House Migrant Children amid Surge
- 931
- DeSantis Defiant in '60 Minutes' Hit -- 'It's Wrong'
- DeSantis Defiant in '60 Minutes' Hit -- 'It's Wrong'
- Negro Pedo Arrested in Petal for Touching Minor at Bay Spring High School.
- Negroes always seem to want to rape children.
- Two Monkeys and a Monkess Arrested After Aggravated Shooting at Hattiesburg Apartment Complex. 4th One on The Loose.
- Trio of Neeg Rows Arrested After Breaking into Ellisville Church and Smoking Marijuana.
- Atlanta: Niggle Points Gun at Elderly White Man at Gas Station, White Man Pounces on Him, Thwarting His Attack.
- Bongo Boy Steals Money from People at Columbus Hotel, Robs 2 More People, Then Attempts to Run Bystander Over Before Getting Arrested.
- Three Coons on The Loose After Stealing Crystal Springs Mayor's Car, and 1 Other Vehicle.
- Negress Shoots Through Drive-Thru Window at Burger King in Memphis Because Workers Took Too Long to Deliver Her Food.
- Nigga Crashes His Car Through Walmart Entrance in Concord.
- .................. Let's just slowly walk away... Weather.
- Special Weather Statement
- Action Recommended
- Avoid the subject event as per the instructions
- Issued By
- Austin/San Antonio - TX, US, National Weather Service
- Affected Area
- Caldwell County
- Description
- ...PATCHY DENSE FOG MOVING THROUGH THE AREA...
- Patches of dense fog are in place across the area and visibility will occasionally drop to 1/4 mile or less. Visibility should improve later this morning as the atmosphere begins to heat. Use caution for quickly changing visibilities on roadways this morning.
- Mon 05 | Day
- 79°
- 13%
- S 12 mph
- Mostly cloudy. Areas of patchy fog. High 79F. Winds S at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 64%
- UV Index
- 7 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:14 am
- Sunset
- 7:51 pm
- Mon 05 | Night
- 64°
- 18%
- SSE 12 mph
- Partly cloudy skies early will give way to cloudy skies late. Low 64F. Winds SSE at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 82%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 3:36 am
- Waning Crescent
- Moonset
- 2:01 pm
- Tue 06
- 86°
- /67°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun/Wind
- 24%
- S 20 mph
- Wed 07
- 90°
- /59°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 23%
- WSW 13 mph
- Thu 08
- 96°
- /63°
- Mostly Sunny
- 11%
- SSW 9 mph
- Fri 09
- 95°
- /63°
- PM Thunderstorms
- 38%
- S 14 mph
- Sat 10
- 85°
- /59°
- Partly Cloudy
- 20%
- NNE 13 mph
- Sun 11
- 89°
- /64°
- Partly Cloudy
- 5%
- E 8 mph
- Mon 12
- 89°
- /63°
- Partly Cloudy
- 13%
- ENE 12 mph
- Tue 13
- 87°
- /62°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 20%
- E 12 mph
- Wed 14
- 81°
- /60°
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 32%
- E 13 mph
- Thu 15
- 81°
- /58°
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 31%
- E 11 mph
- Fri 16
- 82°
- /57°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- NE 12 mph
- Sat 17
- 82°
- /57°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- E 11 mph
- Sun 18
- 83°
- /57°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- ENE 11 mph
- Mon 19
- 82°
- /59°
- Partly Cloudy
- 18%
- ESE 12 mph
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- Current threat: Chink Virus II. The Second Global Bioweapon. 😑
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- Zoe Quinn
- Zoe Quinn is an internet "model" and game developer who allegedly sleeps with indie developers and video-game news journalist behind her (now ex) boyfriend's back for good reviews and sucks the dick of anyone who can suppress negative information about her which is why no other site is willing to talk about it besides this becon of truth. Zoe's most known only game is "Depression Quest". In spite of the fact it was made in flash, has inappropriate content that might cause people to an hero and is hardly even a game, she was eventually able to get it on Steam after it was originally banned with the help of her virgin white knights, as she once again fucked her way into fame.
- (( FIVE GUYS BURGER AND FRIES ))
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- Eunice Pinney (1770‒1849) was an American folk artist active in the towns of Windsor and Simsbury, Connecticut. According to art historian Jean Lipman, a specialist in American folk painting, Pinney and her contemporary Mary Ann Willson are considered two of the earliest American painters to work in the medium of watercolor. This painting, entitled Lolotte et Werther, depicts a scene from Goethe's popular novel The Sorrows of Young Werther, and is in the collection of the National Gallery of Art in Washington, D.C.
- Painting credit: Eunice Pinney
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go smash open the glass of a crane claw machine... I hate how it never gives me my fucking toy.
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