"ticket check"

INT. TRAIN - DAY

We see a TRAIN CONDUCTOR, dressed in a formal uniform, making his way through the train. He stops at each passenger, checking their tickets.

CONDUCTOR
(looking at a passenger's phone)
Nice phone. What model is that?

PASSENGER
It's an iPhone 12.

CONDUCTOR
(nodding in approval)
Good choice.

The Conductor moves on to the next passenger, who has an older and basic phone.

CONDUCTOR
(disapprovingly)
That phone is outdated. You should upgrade.

PASSENGER
(confused)
What does my phone have to do with my ticket?

CONDUCTOR
(ignoring the question)
Next, please.

The Conductor denies entry to a passenger with an old and outdated phone.

CONDUCTOR
I'm sorry, but your phone is not up to our standards. You'll have to leave the train.

PASSENGER
(disbelief)
What?

The Conductor moves on, repeating the same process with each passenger. The passengers look confused and uneasy but do not question the Conductor's actions.

As the skit progresses, the situation's absurdity becomes more apparent. Still, the passengers do not seem to understand or question it, leaving the viewer to ponder the absurdity of being judged by the quality of their phone rather than the authenticity of their ticket.

The skit ends with the Conductor continuing his inspections as the train moves on.

FADE TO BLACK

THE END