Blizzard meets the doomsayer

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* Set by Cairenn!~Cairenn@MMOI/Administratrix/Cairenn on Fri Nov 05 16:29:38
<> Do you really want to know how Error 37 happened?
<> Error 0xD 37
<> ("LEET")
<> 1337
<> thanks for playing
<> Now that you bleeped up and can't undo changing the end boss in d3 from Baphomet to Lucifer to Diablo in Inferno...
<> ...and completely bleeping up the plot of Baphomet being the end boss, with an SS to unlock Lucifer rising from his iron maiden casket of death...
<> I have to wonder, has all the devs for Blizzard become retarded?
<> pandas
<> bleeep... it was supposed to be playable burning legion
<> seriously, you have messed up everything even SC2
<> SC2 is the same game as SC1, just no unit limiters and some newer units
<> terran was supposed to have soldiers be a non-renewable resource
<> while simultaneously being op
<> do you even know the sheer amount of damage terran weaponry are capable of?
<> atomic, hydrogen, neutron, gamma bombs etc
<> and that is what we already have as-of 2012
<> It is as-if you just gave up and made crappier games
<> Blizzard is supposed to be the creator of the finest franchise in the world.
<> now you gone and bleeped up everything
<> and you still haven't re-released Orcs and Humans which was SUPPOSED to be Orcs vs. Humans
<> despite it being able to be released on virtual console due to existing in SNES form.
<> this whole past two years you have dropped the ball bent down to pick it up drop it again and boot it under a truck
<> and no, nobody wants the original with enhanced gfx and sound, they want the authentic original warcraft game
<> btw who ever programmed mouse polling vs map drift didn't know what they were doing
<> same with the timing of the palette rotation
<> you guys prolly didn't realize msdos4 only polls timecode 8 times a second
<> Now I drop you the Athene's Unholy Graal of timecode
<> SystemTime_As_FileTime() or whatever the function is
<> it is accurate to nanosecond
<> just delay the wait that the poll does
<> Diablo does not belong in the Inferno time line
<> Baphomet and Lucifer do
<> And yes, it was me that did the Blizzard Tech Ladder leap to control Lucifer as playable
<> ..using a thrustmaster shockhammer gamepad wired as player 2
<> and yes, i did indeed sneak in all that ultimate only one copy of gear that Athene had.
<> I am a cybernetic gun runner of sorts
<> At one point I granted freewill to all the monsters and terrain and structures themselves just to bleep with Athene's head
<> lost woods style
<> Athene is the God of games.. I am the God of game.
<> Now you see why I gave Athene a Gauntlet so bogus, it is a game he simply cannot win.
<> You do realize you are going to take a massive legal hit when people with pandas aren't allowed in arenas?