Oh, YES~

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Ambitious boy ..
Tokiwa, Mei blinks. She now had a bra on her head.
 Tokiwa, Mei thinks: Where is Ushiko when I need her?
 Taku-Mikazuchi says: Do the boys here not talk?
 Taku-Mikazuchi says: I guess women have the balls in this society..
 Katsuo says: I just don't talk much.
 Tokiwa, Mei says: The smart ones talk when it's necessary.
 Momochi, Miyuka says: Wait...
Momochi, Miyuka stares at Mei furrowing her brow.
 Near says: I heard and resent that
 Tokiwa, Mei says: It was a compliment toward all of our male shinobi.
 Tokiwa, Mei says: Except one.
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Katsuo chuckles to himself. He knew which one she was talking about.
 Momochi, Miyuka says: Two...you mean...
 Taku-Mikazuchi says: Where is the food?
 Near says: Not you, the other one andthe "No Balls statement"
 Momochi, Miyuka thinks: Gonna have to shank R-K later, and make it look like an accident.
 Near says: We don't speak because the men of this village don't speak to THOTS
 Taku-Mikazuchi says: You..you're a boy..?
 Near says: Maybe, Maybe not, who knows~
 Taku-Mikazuchi says: Either way, you look like you take it up the bum, not much of a difference..
 Katsuo says: Oof
 Lily has gone Afk.
 Near says: And you look like you take it everywhere so you have no room to talk~
 Lily is back from Afk.
 Near says: T.H.O.T.
 Taku-Mikazuchi says: That's the intellectual equal of 'No you'.
 Near says: Not really because what I said was a fact
 Near says: unlike your statement~
 Tokiwa, Mei says: See. When needed.
Taku-Mikazuchi glanced back over at Mei, with a bright smile he spoke, "The women really wear the pants, huh?"
Katsuo shrugs. "Say what you will, you're not going to get the reaction you're hoping for. No reason to get angry at a caveman."
 Giggles Lightly (Anding only more confusion on to there gender
(Near)
 Tokiwa, Mei says: Sure pants. No shoes though.
Tokiwa, Mei raises her barefoot. The top was clean at least.
Taku-Mikazuchi was clearly refering to how weak the nature of the man's insults were, compared to Mei's earlier harsh words.

He glanced at the girl's dirty feet, "You're really my type ya' know? But how do you avoid getting splinters?"
 Ambitious boy says: [idk what's going on with my connections but whats going on here?
 Tokiwa, Mei says: Type? Anyway, my feet are tough. Splinters run from me.
 Near says: Oh~ how oblivious, and it's better to forget trying to sweat talk her
 Near says: She wouldn't get it anyway~
 Tokiwa, Mei says: What are you trying to say, Near?
 Taku-Mikazuchi says: You know, you shouldn't insult women, especially those of higher status.
 Near says: Your amazing when it comes to combat but when it comes to the battlefeild of love, you walk through a mine feild avoiding each one without knowing you IN a mine feild~
 Momochi, Miyuka says: Someones trying to snatch your booty.
 Momochi, Miyuka says: Clench your cheeks tight.
 Tokiwa, Mei says: Love fiel-....
 Near says: He's trying to flirt sweat heart~
 Near says: and failing~
 Tokiwa, Mei says: He's...like a pirate or something?
 Taku-Mikazuchi says: The difference between us Doku men, and you Genzai men, we know what we want..and we will pursue it, obviously you lack culture.
 Taku-Mikazuchi says: She's a dime.
 Near says: I have Plenty of culture
 Momochi, Miyuka says: They want to bend you over a table, and make you yell.. 'YESS PAPI GOD YES!'.
 Katsuo says: Err..
 gets close to him leening into his hear before saying
(Near)
 Momochi, Miyuka says: That's what my mom yells a lot when i accidently walk in the house. Never walk in the house if the bra is hanging from the door.
 Near says: Would you like me to show you~
 Tokiwa, Mei says: ...........
*Near starts to shake their dice*
 Momochi, Miyuka says: The walls are thin.
Near has rolled a 5!
 Momochi, Miyuka says: At..home...
 Tokiwa, Mei thinks: A dime?
 Taku-Mikazuchi thinks: This guy is trying to infect me with "The Gay"..
 Tokiwa, Mei thinks: S'tahw gniog no...m'I os desufnoc.
Near whispers: It's not gay unless you make it~
 Tokiwa, Mei says: ....
 Momochi, Miyuka says: He wants to make babys.
 Momochi, Miyuka says: I dunno how to explain it any better!
 Tokiwa, Mei says: I am not old enough to worry about children or marriage.
 Near says: Captain my captain you are too sweat~
 Momochi, Miyuka says: TELL HIM YOU'RE A TOP AND YOU'LL DRILL HIM WITH YOUR KATANA IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
 Tokiwa, Mei says: .....
Taku-Mikazuchi had his nope button pushed, he simply leaped th e boards onto the other end.
"Nope."

 Tokiwa, Mei says: I don't know what tht means?
 Near says: HOHOHOHOHOHOHHO
 They laugh
(Near)
 Taku-Mikazuchi says: There are things you have to do before you're old enough to make babies, have you ever killed ten bears within a night?
 Tokiwa, Mei says: Nope, but I've killed pirates and stole their clothing.
 Taku-Mikazuchi says: ...Were the pirates hairly..?
 Tokiwa, Mei says: They were females.
 Tokiwa, Mei says: With weapons.
 Tokiwa, Mei says: That I took.
 Taku-Mikazuchi thinks: They're not hairy, and they're women..I guess I can give her one-fourth a credit per..
 Near says: I've killed the innocence of fourty with a single sentence~
Near whispers: would you like me to take yours~
Taku-Mikazuchi once again moved, the gay was dangerous.

"Mmm, perhaps you and I should get to know one another, the only way a man and woman can." As far as shinobi were concerned.
 Near says: She won't get it~
 Tokiwa, Mei says: By shaking hands?
Near whispers: so how about you and me go back to my place and I can show you a pleasure only two men can know~
 Taku-Mikazuchi says: No, no.
Taku-Mikazuchi says: By killing violent animals together.
Ambitious boy eyes shifted at Near whom seem to have taken a defensive stance.
 Tokiwa, Mei says: Oh, sure.
 Oh, It's anything but~)
(Near)
Taku-Mikazuchi while Near had been obtuse, Mika, was acute. His understanding of the sexes and their functions were limited by his education as well as his own hubris.

The gay, was beneath him. He sought an opponet, a shinobi. The gay could never be what he was looking for, and so he was fully intent on breaking Near's ankles with precision footwork. Had there been a ball in his hands, Near would have no pride to return home with.
 Pouts lightly
(Near)

Taku-Mikazuchi says: Anything you like to hunt in particular?
 Tokiwa, Mei says: Pirates.

Tokiwa, Mei says: Pirates.
 Tokiwa, Mei says: My natural enemies.
 Near says: I hunt virgin~
 Momochi, Miyuka has gone Afk.
 Near says: And I see one righ in front of me~
 Taku-Mikazuchi says: Right, where do we find these pirates..?
 Momochi, Miyuka is back from Afk.
 Tokiwa, Mei says: I think we killed them.
 Taku-Mikazuchi says: Mm, are their bodies still around?
 Momochi, Miyuka says: Their mine.
 Taku-Mikazuchi says: You seem quite wild, did you eat them?
 Momochi, Miyuka says: Put them in a freezer to be cut up and examined.
Taku-Mikazuchi keeps an eye on near, his virginity was protected by the steel he wore like an undercoat.
"None shall pass.." He thought.
 Taku-Mikazuchi says: Hmm, how about we go kill some bears..or seals..
 Taku-Mikazuchi says: It's been a while since i've been to a good seal clubbing..
 Tokiwa, Mei says: Bears are good game.
 Katsuo has gone Afk.
Taku-Mikazuchi says: Any objections before I drag this lady off to kill semi-innocent animals?
 Near says: Only one~
 Leens in before wispering
(Near)
Near whispers: If you make any unwanted advances to her I'll cut your balls off~
 Near says: WELP Good Luck on your hunt Captain~
 Taku-Mikazuchi thinks: So edgy.
 Near says: I'm going home!
You fell fast asleep.