time_ago()

// CUSTOM by Lauda:
// time_ago() function:
function mw_time_ago()
{
    global $post;

    $date = get_post_time('G', true, $post);

    // Array of time period chunks
    $chunks = array(
        array( 60 * 60 * 24 * 365 , __( 'year', 'mw' ), __( 'years', 'mw' ) ),
        array( 60 * 60 * 24 * 30 , __( 'month', 'mw' ), __( 'months', 'mw' ) ),
        array( 60 * 60 * 24 * 7, __( 'week', 'mw' ), __( 'weeks', 'mw' ) ),
        array( 60 * 60 * 24 , __( 'day', 'mw' ), __( 'days', 'mw' ) ),
        array( 60 * 60 , __( 'hour', 'mw' ), __( 'hours', 'mw' ) ),
        array( 60 , __( 'minute', 'mw' ), __( 'minutes', 'mw' ) ),
        array( 1, __( 'second', 'mw' ), __( 'seconds', 'mw' ) )
    );

    if (!is_numeric($date))
    {
        $time_chunks = explode( ':', str_replace( ' ', ':', $date ) );
        $date_chunks = explode( '-', str_replace( ' ', '-', $date ) );
        $date = gmmktime( (int)$time_chunks[1], (int)$time_chunks[2], (int)$time_chunks[3], (int)$date_chunks[1], (int)$date_chunks[2], (int)$date_chunks[0] );
    }

    $current_time = current_time( 'mysql', $gmt );
    $newer_date = (!$newer_date) ? strtotime($current_time) : $newer_date;

    // Diff in secs
    $since = $newer_date - $date;

    // Something derped with date aaaaand we ended up with a negative date, lal XD
    if (0 > $since)
        return __( 'sometime', 'mw' );

    /*
     We only want to output one chunks of time here...liek:
     x years
     xx months
     Vyrus slapped XX days ago, ect
     */

    // the first chunk
    for ( $i = 0, $j = count($chunks); $i < $j; $i++)
    {
        $seconds = $chunks[$i][0];

        // Finding the biggest chunk (if the chunk fits, break)
        if (( $count = floor($since / $seconds) ) != 0)
            break;
    }

    // Set output var
    $output = (1 == $count) ? '1 '. $chunks[$i][1] : $count . ' ' . $chunks[$i][2];


    if (!(int)trim($output))
        $output = '0 ' . __( 'seconds', 'mw' );

    $output .= __(' ago', 'mw');

    return $output;
}

// Filter our mw_time_ago() function into WP's the_time() function
add_filter('the_time', 'mw_time_ago');

if ( ! function_exists( 'twentyten_posted_on' ) ) :
/**
 * Prints HTML with meta information for the current post-date/time and author.
 *
 * @since Twenty Ten 1.0
 */
 /* OLD BEFORE MODDING ~Lauda
function twentyten_posted_on() {
    printf( __( '<span class="%1$s">Posted on</span> %2$s <span class="meta-sep">by</span> %3$s', 'twentyten' ),
        'meta-prep meta-prep-author',
        sprintf( '<a href="%1$s" title="%2$s" rel="bookmark"><span class="entry-date">%3$s</span></a>',
            get_permalink(),
            esc_attr( get_the_time() ),
            get_the_date()
        ),
        sprintf( '<span class="author vcard"><a class="url fn n" href="%1$s" title="%2$s">%3$s</a></span>',
            get_author_posts_url( get_the_author_meta( 'ID' ) ),
            esc_attr( sprintf( __( 'View all posts by %s', 'twentyten' ), get_the_author() ) ),
            get_the_author()
        )
    );
}
*/
/* NEW: */
function twentyten_posted_on() {
    printf( __( '<span class="%1$s">Posted on:</span> %2$s', 'twentyten' ),
        'meta-prep meta-prep-author',
        sprintf('<span class="entry-date">%2$s</span>',
            esc_attr(get_the_time()),
            get_the_date() . ' ' . get_the_time()
        //   ' ('. the_time() .')'
        ),
        NULL // lol'd
    );
}
endif;