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- Test complete.
- Morning, you worthless faggots. Time for the news.
- Corona Crackdown: Aussie Partygoers Warned Against Kissing, Hugging, Displays of Affection
- A couple kissing under the mistletoe, wearing gas masks. (Photo by Fox Photos/Getty Images)
- Partygoers heading out to celebrate New Year’s Eve in two of Australia’s most populous states have been told by government officials what’s good for them, being warned against any random acts of affection due to the risks posed by the coronavirus.
- GOP Rep. Fleischmann: Nashville Police Officers ‘Ought to Be Praised and Lauded’ for Efforts to Save Lives Before Explosion
- GOP Rep. Fleischmann: Nashville Police Officers ‘Ought to Be Praised and Lauded’ for Efforts to Save Lives Before Explosion
- TRENT BAKER
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- FNC’s Hilton: We Need ‘Watergate-Style’ Senate Hearings to Expose the Swamp Corruption
- FNC’s Hilton: We Need ‘Watergate-Style’ Senate Hearings to Expose the Swamp Corruption
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- CNN’s Acosta: Trump Supporters Absorbed Trump’s ‘Hostility’ Towards Media — ‘Made Us Feel Endangered’
- CNN’s Acosta: Trump Supporters Absorbed Trump’s ‘Hostility’ Towards Media — ‘Made Us Feel Endangered’
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- Ted Nugent: Black Lives Matter Movement Protests ‘Soulless,’ ‘Stupid’
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- Jennifer Aniston Slammed as ‘Out of Touch’ and ‘Foolish’ for Flaunting ‘Our First Pandemic’ Christmas Tree Ornament
- Jennifer Aniston Slammed as ‘Out of Touch’ and ‘Foolish’ for Flaunting ‘Our First Pandemic’ Christmas Tree Ornament
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- Waters: Trump Is ‘Compromised’ by Putin — We Have to ‘Rely on Biden’ to Stand Up to Russia and China
- Mad Max: Trump ‘Compromised’ by Putin — Biden Must Stand Up to China, Russia
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- GOP Rep. Kinzinger: Congress Can Not Overthrow the Election — This Is a ‘Grifting Scam’
- …Kinzinger: Challenging Results ‘Grifting Scam’
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- Sen. Toomey: Trump Should Accept Election Outcome — No ‘Credible Evidence’ of Fraud
- RINO Toomey to Trump: Accept Election Outcome — No ‘Credible Evidence’ of Fraud…
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- CNN’s Tapper: Kayleigh McEnany Banned from My Show — She ‘Lies’ the Way Most People Breathe
- CNN’s Tapper: Kayleigh McEnany Banned from My Show — She ‘Lies’ the Way Most People Breathe
- PAM KEY
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- Lara Trump on Future U.S. Senate Run: ‘I Never Said Never’
- Lara Trump on Future U.S. Senate Run: ‘I Never Said Never’
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- Sanders: ‘Narcissist’ Trump Is Being ‘Unbelievably Cruel’ by Not Signing COVID Stimulus
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- Restaurant Manager Collects More than 3,000 Christmas Cards for Service Members
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- WWII Veteran Receives over 350 Cards for 100th Birthday on Christmas
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- Homeless Man Rescues All Animals at Georgia Shelter After It Catches Fire
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- Family Brings Six Orphaned Siblings into Their Home: ‘They Kept Us All Together’
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- Oldest Pearl Harbor Veteran to Get Post Office Named After Him
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- …Republican Politicians React…
- …‘Cowardly Act,’ ‘Praying’ for Injured
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- …FAA Imposes No-Fly Zone over Blast Area…
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- Nashville Hunts for Answers After Explosion
- ’Intentional Act’
- Shock Photos, Video
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- Frank Luntz to Trump: ‘Stop Embarrassing Yourself’ with Claims You Won the Election
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- FNC’s Pirro Slams Lockdowns: ‘Where Is the Small Business Justice? ‘
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- Brooks: Expectations Are Trump Will End up Signing COVID Bill
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- Martel: World Prepares for Return of Obama-Era Chaos Under Biden
- Martel: World Prepares for Return of Obama-Era Chaos Under Biden
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- Washington Post Warns Joe Biden: ‘Pandemonium at the Border’
- Biden Faces Border ‘Pandemonium’
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- Kamala Harris Recalls Childhood Memories of Kwanzaa
- Kamala Harris Recalls Childhood Memories of Kwanzaa
- JOEL B. POLLAK
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- Two Nigerian Males Charged Over Stowaway Migrants on Tanker That Ended in UK Special Forces Raid
- Two Nigerian Males Charged Over Stowaway Migrants on Tanker That Ended in UK Special Forces Raid
- OLIVER JJ LANE
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- Almost Half of Swedish Coronavirus ICU Patients are Migrants
- Almost Half of Swedish Coronavirus ICU Patients are Migrants
- CHRIS TOMLINSON
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- Last Byzantine Greeks Facing Extinction in Islamist-Led Turkey
- Last Byzantine Greeks Facing Extinction in Islamist-Led Turkey
- JACK MONTGOMERY
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- Corona Cops Bust Couple for Trying to See Christmas Sunrise in Wales
- Corona Cops Bust Couple for Trying to See Christmas Sunrise in Wales
- KURT ZINDULKA
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- Scientists Demand that England Go into Strict Lockdown Immediately
- Not Enough! UK Scientists Now Demand Nationwide Lockdown
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- Brexit Boom: UK Now 5th Largest Economy
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- Delingpole: German Economist Says ‘Great Reset Will Cause a Crash Worse than 1930s’
- Delingpole: German Economist Says ‘Great Reset Will Cause Crash Worse than 1930s’
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- ‘Wonder Woman 1984’ Review: Devolves Into a Total Disaster
- NOLTE: ‘Wonder Woman 1984’ Devolves Into a Total Disaster
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- Nolte: In ‘1984,’ Wonder Woman Has Sex With a Man’s Body Without His Consent
- …Woke! She Has Sex With a Man’s Body Without His Consent
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- Netflix’s ‘Three-Body Problem’ Producer Lin Qi Dies After Suspected Poisoning
- Netflix’s ‘Three-Body Problem’ Producer Dies After Suspected Poisoning
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- Pharma Boss Claims to Have Found ‘Winning Formula’, Oxford Vaccine Could Be Rolled out Early Jan
- Oxford Vax Could Be Rolled out Early Jan
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- Republican Louisiana Rep.-Elect Luke Letlow in ICU with Coronavirus
- GOP Louisiana Rep.-Elect Letlow in ICU with virus
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- First British Coronavirus Strain Cases Found in Sweden
- First British Coronavirus Strain Cases Found in Sweden
- CHRIS TOMLINSON
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- UK’s Lockdown Christmas Relaxation Ends, Tough New Restrictions Imposed
- COVID-1984: UK Imposes Stricter Lockdown
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- Pope Francis: ‘We Cannot Erect Walls’ Because Coronavirus ‘Knows No Borders’
- Pope Francis: ‘We Cannot Erect Walls’ Because Coronavirus ‘Knows No Borders’
- THOMAS D. WILLIAMS, PH.D.
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- Trump Declines to Sign Relief Bill, Suspending Benefits for Millions
- Trump Declines to Sign Relief Bill, Suspending Benefits for Millions
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- Toomey: Trump Should Accept Election Outcome --No Evidence of Fraud
- Toomey: Trump Should Accept Election Outcome --No Evidence of Fraud
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- CNN's Acosta: Trump Supporters Absorbed Trump's 'Hostility' Towards Me
- CNN's Acosta: Trump Supporters Absorbed Trump's 'Hostility' Towards Me
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- Journalist, BLM Activists Charged in Firebombing of Arkansas Cop Cars
- Journalist, BLM Activists Charged in Firebombing of Arkansas Cop Cars
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- Pelosi: Georgia Victories Would Give Democrats Power to Pass Bills
- Pelosi: Georgia Victories Would Give Democrats Power to Pass Bills
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- WaPo: Democrats 'Gloomy' About Populist GOP in 2024
- WaPo: Democrats 'Gloomy' About Populist GOP in 2024
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- Ted Nugent: Black Lives Matter Movement Is 'Soulless' and 'Stupid'
- Ted Nugent: Black Lives Matter Movement Is 'Soulless' and 'Stupid'
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- VIDEO: Agents Cite CA Salon for Defying Shutdown Order
- VIDEO: Agents Cite CA Salon for Defying Shutdown Order
- Brussels: Police Officers Attacked After Trespassing Through Islamic No-Go Zone
- Charles Martel
- The Brussels North Station is lawful Mohammedan clay.
- Negress Daycare Worker Body Slams 16-Month-Old Toddler
- Charles Martel
- New Orleans: Three Coal-Black Negroes Accused of Carjacking, Killing White Woman
- Charles Martel
- Bahamas: Black Butler Molests White Bride During Wedding Vacation
- Charles Martel
- Sweden: Malmö Hospital Suffers Two Explosions and a Shooting Within 12 Hours
- Charles Martel
- Lynchburg Nogger Arrested for Shooting White Human to Death
- Charles Martel
- Finland: “Dozens of Cases” of Randy Islamics Molesting Young Finnish Girls
- Charles Martel
- Gang of Feral Sheboons Attack, Hospitalize White High School Student
- Charles Martel
- ........... Time for the weather.
- Special Weather Statement
- Action Recommended
- Avoid the subject event as per the instructions
- Issued By
- Austin/San Antonio - TX, US, National Weather Service
- Description
- ...Fog Development Early This Morning, Locally Dense in Spots...
- Fog has developed this morning across portions of the Balcones Escarpment, I-35 Corridor, and Coastal Prairies. Patchy dense fog could be possible, reducing visibilities to 1/4 mile or less. If driving and you encounter dense fog, slow down, use the low beam headlights, and leave plenty of distance ahead of you and other vehicles. There may also be some patchy drizzle in spots, which could further add to the amount of braking distance needed for safe travels. Visibilities are likely to improve by late morning.
- Today
- 75°
- /59°
- Cloudy
- 15%
- SE 11 mph
- Mon 28 | Day
- 75°
- 15%
- SE 11 mph
- Overcast. Slight chance of a rain shower. High near 75F. Winds SE at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 76%
- UV Index
- 2 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:25 am
- Sunset
- 5:39 pm
- Mon 28 | Night
- 59°
- 24%
- SE 11 mph
- Cloudy. Slight chance of a rain shower. Low 59F. Winds SE at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 86%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 4:33 pm
- Moonset
- 6:05 am
- Tue 29
- 74°
- /63°
- Cloudy
- 25%
- SSE 19 mph
- Wed 30
- 73°
- /37°
- Thunderstorms
- 80%
- S 17 mph
- Thu 31
- 46°
- /32°
- Rain
- 65%
- NNW 17 mph
- Fri 01
- 58°
- /31°
- Sunny
- 5%
- NNW 6 mph
- Sat 02
- 59°
- /32°
- Partly Cloudy
- 10%
- NNW 6 mph
- Sun 03
- 64°
- /38°
- Sunny
- 5%
- SSW 8 mph
- Mon 04
- 70°
- /47°
- Mostly Sunny
- 5%
- SSW 11 mph
- Tue 05
- 70°
- /49°
- Partly Cloudy
- 20%
- SSW 8 mph
- Wed 06
- 72°
- /46°
- AM Showers
- 35%
- SW 9 mph
- Thu 07
- 70°
- /44°
- Mostly Sunny
- 15%
- WNW 8 mph
- Fri 08
- 71°
- /44°
- Partly Cloudy
- 25%
- SW 8 mph
- Sat 09
- 68°
- /39°
- Mostly Sunny
- 20%
- NW 9 mph
- Sun 10
- 65°
- /39°
- Mostly Sunny
- 15%
- NW 8 mph
- Mon 11
- 66°
- /39°
- Sunny
- 20%
- WNW 8 mph
- .......
- Current threat: Falling iguanas. 🐊
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- Gamer
- A Gamer is someone who plays tedious, Darwin amplifying, circus downfall and unnewsworthy digital games. When their peers talk about relationships gamers will wonder "What is a "relation ship?" and start looking for it in their fantasy world. Most gamers shop at GameStop ("GAME" if they're British) despite the fact that they complain about their butthurt from getting ripped off from trading in their used games.
- If you define yourself as a "Gamer" you are probably a fat, neckbearded white male who lives in his mother's basement and has never, and will never get laid.
- (( DON'T FORGET THAT WE STILL HATE YOU ))
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- Thomas Ewing (December 28, 1789 – October 26, 1871) was a country lawyer from Ohio who was elected to the United States Senate in 1830 as a Whig. He later served as Secretary of the Treasury and the first Secretary of the Interior. In the latter capacity, he earned the nickname "Butcher Ewing" because he replaced so many officials with political appointees. This line engraving of Ewing was produced around 1902 by the Department of the Treasury's Bureau of Engraving and Printing (BEP) as part of a BEP presentation album of the first 42 secretaries of the treasury.
- Engraving credit: Bureau of Engraving and Printing; restored by Andrew Shiva
- ..........
- I'm out, guys. I'm gonna go lick peanut butter off a 12 year old girl's pussy.
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