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- Well it's time for the news again, faggots.
- **Live Updates** Results 2020
- Election Insanity: They Stop Counting Votes?!
- Trump Furious as Election Drags on
- Trump Win: IA, Fl, MO, OH, TX
- Trump Edge: NC, PA
- Tight: GA, MI
- TIGHT: WI, NV
- Biden Win: MN, NH, AZ, VA
- Tight: Senate NC, MI
- Polls Way Off
- In this June 23, 2020, file photo voting stations are set up in the South Wing of the Kentucky Exposition Center for voters to cast their ballot in the Kentucky primary in Louisville, Ky. Just over four months before Election Day, President Donald Trump is escalating his efforts to delegitimize …
- AP Photo/Timothy D. Easley, File
- Stay tuned to Breitbart News for live updates throughout evening as voters decide whether to give President Donald Trump a second term. All times Eastern.
- Pennsylvania AG Josh Shapiro Urges Voters to Seek Election Help from Democrats
- Pennsylvania AG Urges Voters to Seek Election Help from Democrats
- 747
- Burst Pipe Delays GA County’s Ballot Count
- JOHN NOLTE
- 1,238
- USPS: 300,000 Ballots Miss Deadline for Delivery
- DR. SUSAN BERRY
- 146
- W.H. Spox Farah: Pennsylvania A.G. Seems to Be Putting His ‘Thumb on the Scale’
- …W.H. Spox Farah: Pennsylvania A.G. Seems to Be Putting His ‘Thumb on the Scale’
- 20
- WATCH: ‘Daily Show’ Fantasizes About Blowing Up Florida as Hispanic Votes Trend for Trump
- ‘Daily Show’ Fantasizes About Blowing Up Florida as Hispanics Trend for Trump
- 543
- Report — Top Miami Dem: ‘Defund the Police Killed Us’
- 830
- Exit Polls: Donald Trump Gains Among Women and Minorities
- 912
- Republican Carlos Gimenez Defeats Democrat Debbie Mucarsel-Powell
- Republican Carlos Gimenez Defeats Democrat Debbie Mucarsel-Powell
- 5
- Sharpton: FL Has ‘Cuban Voters Who Look More to the Propaganda’ about Socialism
- Sharpton Trashes Cuban Voters
- IAN HANCHETT
- 1,578
- Biden: ‘Keep the Faith,’ ‘We’re Going to Win This’
- Biden: ‘Keep the Faith,’ ‘We’re Going to Win This’
- 2,823
- Charle Hurt: Biden’s Dark Winter
- Charles Hurt: Biden’s Dark Winter
- 278
- Exit Polls Show Biden Underperforming with Hispanics in Three Crucial Swing States
- Exit Polls: Biden Bombs with Hispanics
- JOHN NOLTE
- 401
- Chinese Yuan Fell as Election Results Trended Away from Joe
- 205
- U.S. Stock Futures Surged Higher as Trump Outperformed Polls
- 710
- Republican Madison Cawthorn Projected to Win U.S. House Seat
- GOP’s Cawthorn to Become Youngest Congressman
- 695
- Loeffler, Democrat Warnock Advance to Runoff Race in Georgia
- 37
- Joe Biden’s Delaware Elects First ‘Transgender’ State Senator
- Delaware Elects First ‘Transgender’ State Senator
- 1,136
- Chip Roy Projected to Defeat Democrat Wendy Davis in House Race
- 99
- Jemele Hill Blames ‘White People’ if Trump Gets Reelected ‘No One Else’
- Jemele Hill: It’s On ‘White People’ if Trump Gets Reelected
- 9,959
- CNN’s Tapper: Biden Landslide a ‘Pipe Dream’ — Dems Were Getting High on Their Own Supply
- Tapper: Biden Landslide a ‘Pipe Dream’ — Dems Were Getting High on Own Supply
- 551
- Andrea Mitchell: Trump’s ‘False Claim’ That Biden’s a Socialist ‘Has Borne Fruit’ in FL
- Andrea Mitchell: Trump’s ‘False Claim’ That Biden’s a Socialist ‘Has Borne Fruit’ in FL
- 894
- ABC’s Llamas: GOP Was Able to Tie Biden to Socialism
- 512
- Carville: Democrats, Put the Razor Blades Away — Biden Will Win, ‘I Promise’
- 42
- U. of Michigan Offers Election Stress Counseling to Students
- U. of Michigan Offers Election Stress Counseling to Students
- 139
- GWU Warns Students to Stockpile ‘Food, Supplies, Medicine’ for Elections
- GWU Warns Students to Stockpile ‘Food, Supplies, Medicine’ for Elections
- THOMAS D. WILLIAMS, PH.D.
- 101
- Watch: Chelsea Handler Goes Topless to Warn Michigan of Voter Intimidation
- Watch: Chelsea Handler Goes Topless to Warn Michigan of Voter Intimidation
- DAVID NG
- 1,312
- John Legend at Biden Campaign Event: Trump ‘Encourages Police Brutality’
- 79
- ‘F**k You SNL’: Ice Cube Slams ‘SNL’ ‘Elitists’ for Mocking His Trump Praise
- 534
- Katy Perry Hit the Street Dressed as ‘I Voted’ Sticker to Encourage Turnout
- Katy Perry Hit the Street Dressed as ‘I Voted’ Sticker to Encourage Turnout
- 308
- #WaitForIt: Charlize Theron, Leonardo DiCaprio Ask America to Delay Calling Election Day Winner
- #WaitForIt: Charlize Theron, Leonardo DiCaprio Ask America to Delay Calling Election Day Winner
- 125
- PA Officials Warn of Delays in Election Results Due to Mail-In Ballots
- PA Officials Warn of Delays in Election Results Due to Mail-In Ballots
- 7,738
- President Trump: 'They Say You Cannot Win Without Big Tech, We're Goin
- President Trump: 'They Say You Cannot Win Without Big Tech, We're Goin
- 3,448
- Watch Live: Donald Trump Hosts a Campaign Rally in Grand Rapids, MI
- Watch Live: Donald Trump Hosts a Campaign Rally in Grand Rapids, MI
- 10,419
- Joy Behar: Trump ‘Will Go to Jail’
- Joy Behar: Trump ‘Will Go to Jail’
- 3,445
- Trump: 'Did I predict This?'
- Trump: 'Did I predict This?'
- 4,784
- Limbaugh: Trump Base 'Fed Up' with the Left's Attack on the Country
- Limbaugh: Trump Base 'Fed Up' with the Left's Attack on the Country
- 5,101
- Five Celebrities Pledging to Leave America if Trump Re-Elected
- Five Celebrities Pledging to Leave America if Trump Re-Elected
- 1,862
- Watch: DC Protester Says She Will "Wipe Bloody P*ssy" with Bible
- Watch: DC Protester Says She Will "Wipe Bloody P*ssy" with Bible
- 6,541
- Jemele Hill Blames 'White People' if Trump Gets Reelected 'No One Else
- Jemele Hill Blames 'White People' if Trump Gets Reelected 'No One Else
- 9,966
- Free Speech Campaigners Slam Proposal to Expand Hate Crime Laws
- Free Speech Campaigners Slam Proposal to Expand Hate Crime Laws
- Trump Won the Election, But the Democrats Won’t Accept It – What’s Next?
- Andrew Anglin
- I am asleep right now. I will be back in a few hours.
- DC: No Riots Yet Because People Don’t Know What to Chant (There was Some Minor Violence)
- Andrew Anglin
- Another Spook Shoots White Woman on Halloween Night After Verbal Altercation Over Car Crash in Wilmington.
- Anyone in the mood for roasted Negro?
- Hebephiliac Harambe Relative Pays Two Young Girls to Stay Quiet After Filming Himself Getting Oral Sex From Them.
- Alabama: Sodomizing Spic Arrested After Raping Girl Under The Age of 12.
- Third Simian Arrested After Shooting that Wounded 8 Year Old Girl in Harlem.
- Dayton: Taco Bender Arrested After Raping 11 Year Old Girl.
- Nigga Steals Bike From Columbus Woman and Rapes Her.
- Shreveport Shitskin Arrested After Raping 16 Year Old Girl.
- Capuchin Arrested After Raping Teenage Girl at Party in North Dakota.
- Speec Arrested After Stabbing Moss Bluff Woman and Raping Her.
- ......... Weather!
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- Once one of the lulziest shows ever to lulz the lulz on television, it's now considered an old meme and generally shitty. True hXc fans claim the quality dropped off after the 9th season or when Matt Groening stole all of the non-shitty writers to work on Futurama, leaving The Simpsons at the mercy of Mike Scully and Fox network executives dead set on whoring the show out long past the point of being profitable and franchise becomes a walking poster child for shows that should have been euthanized.
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- Le comte Ory is a comic opera written by Gioachino Rossini in 1828. The opera is set in France in around 1200; most of the men are away at the Crusades, and the Countess Adèle and the women remaining in the castle of Formoutiers are melancholy. They are tricked into admitting a group of pilgrim nuns during a storm; these are really the scheming young Count Ory and his companions in disguise. He attempts to seduce the countess, but flees when the crusaders return. This engraving depicts the final scene of the opera, as performed by the Paris Opera at the Salle Le Peletier in 1828.
- Engraving credit: Dubois; restored by Adam Cuerden
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