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- Hey, guys. I'd like to introduce you to my new friend. Here he is. ☻ He's kinda shy. His name is Tyrone. He likes KFC.
- Donald Trump Returns to Butler PA, Site of First Assassination Attempt
- Supporters Rally for 45th President
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- Supporters of former President Donald Trump rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, ahead of his speech as the 45th president returns to the site where he was almost assassinated in July.
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- Monster Upside Surprise: American Economy Added 254,000 Jobs in September
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- Donald Trump Returns to Bulter, PA: 'As I Was Saying...'
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- Trump Predicts: The Left Will ‘Drop All Sorts of Bombs’ Before Election Day
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- Watch Live: Trump Supporters Rally in Butler, Pennsylvania
- Watch Live: Trump Supporters Rally in Butler, Pennsylvania
- Baboon Sought for Questioning After Murdering 75-Year-Old Woman.
- In other news, niggers are terrible people.
- Greenwich Village Gorilla Harasses Schoolgirl on Sidewalk.
- Curry Nigger Hotel Owner Steals $80K of Relief Funds.
- Pajeet Lawyer Shot and Killed by Police After He Went on Shooting Spree, Injuring 9.
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- /r9k/ (also known as /rk9/, "Robot 9000", "arcanine", /r9gay/, and /relationships9000/) is one of the final boards added to 4chan on February 19th, 2008. It is 4chan's official board for relationship advice (or rather lack of relationship) discussing childhood memories and hooking up with fellow r9friends. Its current iteration serves as the official wizard board, complete with endless tfw no gf, normie and womanhate threads.
- After childhood memories of being ræped by a robot surfaced in therapy, m00t took a page from Randall Munroe's blog and created the board. It is now moderated by the aborted fetus of the aforementioned tryst, a bot named "ROBOT9000" that prevents the same image or text from being reposted EVAR AGAIN. It initially showed a lot of promise as the best general discussion board on 4chan, apparently immune to the failure that contaminated /b/.
- However, m00t's little lab experiment has since turned into his Frankenstein's monster, as it has since been populated with millions and millions of angsty teenage moralfags who blow their load every time they realize that what they're saying can only ever be said again with slight variation. Every topic on the board is centered around their liberal, elitist BAWWWWWWfest antics, taking no care to show anything but contempt and disrespect for their /b/tarded elders and superiors. The aforementioned fags bring it with thread sandwiches made of NORPs, Dr. Phil, and AIDS. If you're ever in need of a good ROFL, any given thread on /r9k/ will turn that frown upside down.
- (( SO LONG SPACE ROBOTS ))
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- Pristimantis elegans is a species of frog in the family Strabomantidae. It is endemic to the Colombian Andes, in the Cordillera Oriental, residing in páramos and cloud forests at elevations of 2,600–3,650 m (8,530–11,980 ft) above sea level. It is typically found in herbaceous vegetation and very small bushes. Pristimantis elegans is a stout-bodied frog, with males typically measuring 37–40 mm (1.5–1.6 in). Development is direct, without a free-living tadpole stage. Males of the species have a pulsed advertisement call, which is usually carried out at night, in vegetation. This Pristimantis elegans individual was photographed in Chingaza National Natural Park, Colombia.
- Photograph credit: Charles J. Sharp
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- Bye, I'll part by leaving you with some hot soup so your burn your tongue, then I'm gonna go tickle your mom with a feather, and once I'm finished I will go up to some African Americans and tell them that I do not like them.
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