Pierre - because my bladder is empty

Woodrow - but dont have a paddle

"Hugh Heffner managed to stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall which was outside the playboy mansion, where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar - "Well, if it was anyone else, we may have gotten away with it, but unfortunately only Hugh can prevent florist friars."