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- Test complete.
- Today marks one year since I first detailed the Coronavirus as a threat.
- Joe Biden Uses First Call with Mexico’s President to Bash Trump
- Obrador and Trump (Win McNamee / Getty)
- President Joe Biden used his first telephone conversation with President Andrés Manuel López Obrador of Mexico on Saturday to bash his predecessor, President Donald Trump.
- EXCLUSIVE: Biden Made America Less Safe with Single Pen Stroke, Says Former CBP Head
- EXCLUSIVE – Former CBP Head: Biden Made America Less Safe with Single Pen Stroke
- Ending Border Wall Construction ‘Pure Politics’
- ICE Agents Ordered to Free All Illegal Aliens in Custody: ‘Release Them All’
- …ICE Agents Ordered to Free All Illegal Aliens in Custody…
- …Texas AG Sues Biden for ‘Unlawful’ Halt to Deportations
- Trump’s Former DHS Secretary Lobbies Senate to Approve Biden’s DHS Pick
- Trump’s Former DHS Secretary Lobbies Senate to Approve Biden’s DHS Pick
- Virgil — The Great Reset Updated: You Might Not Have Heard of NGFS, but NGFS Has a Plan for You
- Virgil — The Great Reset Updated: You Might Not Have Heard of NGFS, but NGFS Has a Plan for You
- GOP Sen. Rounds: Cancelling Keystone XL Means Oil Just Goes to China or Is Moved by More Dangerous Means of Rail
- GOP Sen. Rounds: Cancelling Keystone XL Means Oil Just Goes to China or Is Moved by More Dangerous Means of Rail
- GOP Rep. Waltz: Looks Like National Guard Is ‘Becoming Nancy Pelosi’s Private Police Force’
- GOP Rep. Waltz: Looks Like National Guard Is ‘Becoming Nancy Pelosi’s Private Police Force’
- NH Gov. Sununu: I Pulled National Guard from D.C. So We Weren’t ‘Part of a Broken System’
- Rand Paul: Are They Going to Impeach Bernie Sanders for Inciting the Guy Who Shot Steve Scalise?
- Rand Paul: Are They Going to Impeach Bernie Sanders for Inciting the Guy Who Shot Steve Scalise?
- Bernie Sanders: ‘We Cannot Reach Out to Republicans Indefinitely’
- Chicago Reopens for Limited Indoor Dining
- Coronavirus Positivity Rate Passes Ten Percent in 54 NYC Zip Codes
- Covid Positivity Rate Passes 10% in 54 NYC Zip Codes
- KATHERINE RODRIGUEZ
- Gov. Greg Abbott: Texas Administered 100,000 ‘Always Voluntary, Never Forced’ Vaccines in One Day
- Texas Administered 100K ‘Voluntary, Never Forced’ Vaccines in 1 Day
- UK Government Releases ‘Stay Home’ Coronavirus Scare Video
- KURT ZINDULKA
- Disney Defends ‘Star Wars’ Host Who Accused White Women of ‘Upholding White Supremacy’
- Disney Defends ‘Star Wars’ Host Who Accused White Women of ‘Upholding White Supremacy’
- DAVID NG
- FNC’s Carlson Slams President’s ‘Holy War of Liberation’ on Gender — ‘By Equal, Joe Biden Means Identical’
- FNC’s Carlson Slams President’s ‘Holy War of Liberation’ on Gender — ‘By Equal, Joe Biden Means Identical’
- Report: Katie Couric Jeopardy! Gig Under Threat After Anti-GOP Comments
- Report: Katie Couric Jeopardy! Gig Under Threat After Anti-GOP Comments
- Cotton: ‘Trump Moved Out of the White House on Wednesday, But He Is Still Living Rent-Free in the Democrats’ Heads’
- Sen. Cotton: Trump ’Still Living Rent-Free in the Democrats’ Heads’
- JEFF POOR
- VIDEO — Maine Veteran Builds Temporary Housing for Homeless Veterans: ‘We’re Keeping Them Alive’
- VIDEO: Veteran Builds Temporary Housing for Homeless Veterans
- Maher: Cuomo ‘Did the Wrong Thing’ on Nursing Homes
- China Reports Mask Business Boom Since Biden Inauguration
- Thanks, Joe! China Reports Mask Business Boom Since Biden Inauguration
- Joe Biden Considering ‘Navigators’ to Help Small and Minority Businesses Get Coronavirus Relief
- Joe Biden Considering ‘Navigators’ to Help Small and Minority Businesses Get Coronavirus Relief
- WH Spox: ‘Understandable’ to Keep Budget Reconciliation as Option to Pass COVID Relief
- Soaring Taxes on Their Way to Pay for Britain’s Mammoth Corona Debt
- Soaring Taxes on Their Way to Pay for Britain’s Mammoth Corona Debt
- NIH Director: 1 Million Vaccine Doses Per Day ‘Pretty Close to Where We Hope to Be’
- NIH Director: 1 Million Vaccine Doses Per Day ‘Pretty Close to Where We Hope to Be’
- Tory MP: People Will ‘Rise Up’ Unless Boris Develops Corona Exit Strategy
- Tory MP: People Will ‘Rise Up’ Unless Boris Develops Corona Exit Strategy
- China Insists Sanctions Against Pompeo, Other Trump Officials Will Bring ‘Real Pain’
- China Insists Sanctions Against Pompeo, Other Trump Officials Will Bring ‘Real Pain’
- Report: Hong Kong to Lock Down Up to 9,000 People over Coronavirus
- Report: Hong Kong to Lock Down Up to 9,000 People over Coronavirus
- Islamic State Returns: Claims Baghdad Suicide Bombing Killing 32
- Islamic State Returns: Claims Baghdad Suicide Bombing Killing 32
- Crenshaw: Biden’s Answering to Radicals Who Want to Abolish 1776 Commission Because It Teaches That ‘America Is Too Good’
- Crenshaw: Biden Nixed 1776 Commission Because It Says U.S. ‘Too Good’…
- IAN HANCHETT
- Crenshaw: Biden’s Keystone, Paris Climate Policies Help Chinese Manufacturing, ‘They Can Keep Polluting While Our Economy Gets Hurt’
- …Biden’s Keystone, Paris Climate Policies Help Chinese Manufacturing
- Attorney Loses 2nd Appeal to Try St. Louis Couple for Defending Home with Guns
- Attorney Loses 2nd Appeal to Try St. Louis Couple for Defending Home with Guns
- NBC Sports Network to Shut Down in 2021, NHL, NASCAR Move to USA Network
- NBC Sports Network to Shut Down; NHL, NASCAR Move to USA Network
- ESPN Radio Ratings Crater By 53% in the Final Quarter of 2020
- ESPN Radio Ratings Crater By 53% in the Final Quarter of 2020
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Celebrates Biden Inauguration, Slams Trump ‘MAGA Puppets’
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Celebrates Biden Inauguration, Slams Trump ‘MAGA Puppets’
- Charles Hurt: With Impeachment, Congress Trying to Overturn Future Elections
- Charles Hurt: With Impeachment, Congress Trying to Overturn Future Elections
- Schumer: Impeachment Trial will Begin Week of February 8
- Schumer: Impeachment Trial Will Begin Week of Feb. 8
- Senate Confirms Lloyd Austin as First Black Defense Secretary
- Senate Confirms Lloyd Austin as First Black Defense Secretary
- Fitton: Big Tech Censorship Out of Control as Left Abuses Trump with Sham Impeachment
- Washington Post Deletes Embarrassing Anecdote from 2019 Kamala Harris Profile After Inauguration
- WaPo Deletes Embarrassing Anecdote from 2019 Kamala Harris Profile After Inauguration
- ROBERT KRAYCHIK
- D.C. Mayor Bowser: Dem-Led House, Senate Will Pass D.C. Statehood, Bring It to Biden’s Desk
- D.C. Mayor Bowser: Dem-Led House, Senate Will Pass D.C. Statehood, Bring it to Biden’s Desk
- Nearly 200 National Guard Members Test Positive for COVID-19
- Democrat Keating Confirms Confronting Maskless National Guardsman but Says That’s Not Why Troops Relocated
- Democrat Keating Admits He Confronted Maskless Troop, Claims Didn’t Cause Relocation
- California Worst State at Vaccine Distribution
- California Worst State at Vaccine Distribution
- Fauci: ‘Chilling’ How Science Was Distorted, Rejected by Trump
- 🐍Fauci🐍: ‘Chilling’ How Science Was Distorted, Rejected by Trump
- PAM KEY
- Gretchen Whitmer’s Health and Human Services Director ‘Abruptly’ Resigns
- KYLE OLSON
- Disney Defends 'Star Wars' Host Who Disparaged White People
- Disney Defends 'Star Wars' Host Who Disparaged White People
- Joe Biden: Nothing We Can Do to Change Pandemic Trajectory for Months
- Joe Biden: Nothing We Can Do to Change Pandemic Trajectory for Months
- Texas Man Charged with Directing Others to 'Assassinate AOC'
- Texas Man Charged with Directing Others to 'Assassinate AOC'
- Rounds: Cancelling Keystone Means Oil Goes to China or Less Safe Rail
- Rounds: Cancelling Keystone Means Oil Goes to China or Less Safe Rail
- Dan Crenshaw: Road to House Majority Is Through Swing Districts
- Dan Crenshaw: Road to House Majority Is Through Swing Districts
- Bowser: Dem House, Senate Will Pass D.C. Statehood, Give it to Biden
- Bowser: Dem House, Senate Will Pass D.C. Statehood, Give it to Biden
- Poll: Majority of Americans Want Officials to Stop Migrant Caravan
- Poll: Majority of Americans Want Officials to Stop Migrant Caravan
- Amnesty Polls Show Americans Want Jobs for Americans
- Amnesty Polls Show Americans Want Jobs for Americans
- Officer Charged with Sharing 'Grossly Offensive' George Floyd Meme
- Officer Charged with Sharing 'Grossly Offensive' George Floyd Meme
- Pollak: Biden Kills Up to 70,000 Jobs on First Day in Office
- Pollak: Biden Kills Up to 70,000 Jobs on First Day in Office
- Archaic Simian Shoots White Man at Tucson Apartment Complex, Where He Later Dies from Injuries.
- What am I supposed to seriously say at this point?... Go back to Africa, negroes!
- St. Louis: Nickel Shoots into Car, Killing Man in Front of Four Year Old.
- Monkey Commits Drive-by Shooting in Dallas.
- Somali Pirate Shoots Woman in Her Own Apartment in Toronto, Where She Later Dies at Scene.
- Another Trigger Pulling Primate Shoots into Car, Hitting Passenger's Side With Mother and Five Year Old in Car in Millington.
- California: Spearchucker Pleads Not Guilty to Murdering Steven Speer.
- Monkforme Kills Two People in Jefferson Parish.
- Groidian Charged in Connection With Myrtle Beach Shooting.
- Orangutan in Police Uniform Arrested for Molesting Underage Girl in Philly.
- Nijer Arrested for Attempting to Kill Coworker in Wilson.
- Another Gas Station Groid Murders Man at McDonough QuickTrip.
- Police Searching for Baton Rouge Baboon Who Committed Attempted Murder.
- ............ Don't worry. Just think about clouds or the KKK or something like that... Weather.
- Dense Fog Advisory
- Action Recommended
- Execute a pre-planned activity identified in the instructions
- Issued By
- Austin/San Antonio - TX, US, National Weather Service
- Affected Area
- Portions of south central Texas
- Description
- ...DENSE FOG ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 10 AM CST THIS MORNING...
- WHAT...Visibility one quarter mile or less in dense fog.
- WHERE...Portions of south central Texas.
- WHEN...Until 10 AM CST Sunday.
- IMPACTS...Hazardous driving conditions due to low and changing visibility.
- ADDITIONAL DETAILS...Persistent light drizzle will keep roads slick through the morning hours.
- PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...
- If driving, slow down, use your headlights, and leave plenty of distance ahead of you.
- Sun 24 | Day
- 73°
- 46%
- SSE 15 mph
- Rain showers early becoming more intermittent for the afternoon. High 73F. Winds SSE at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
- Humidity
- 90%
- UV Index
- 2 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:24 am
- Sunset
- 6:01 pm
- Sun 24 | Night
- 62°
- 60%
- S 17 mph
- Isolated thunderstorms early, then mainly cloudy overnight with thunderstorms likely. Low 62F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 60%.
- Humidity
- 91%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 2:26 pm
- Waxing Gibbous
- Moonset
- 3:54 am
- Mon 25
- 74°
- /45°
- Partly Cloudy
- 25%
- NW 13 mph
- Tue 26
- 74°
- /50°
- Mostly Sunny
- 0%
- ENE 7 mph
- Wed 27
- 67°
- /37°
- Partly Cloudy
- 5%
- NNW 18 mph
- Thu 28
- 60°
- /39°
- Partly Cloudy
- 5%
- NE 9 mph
- Fri 29
- 68°
- /53°
- Partly Cloudy
- 5%
- SSE 12 mph
- Sat 30
- 77°
- /55°
- Partly Cloudy
- 15%
- SSW 16 mph
- Sun 31
- 75°
- /47°
- Partly Cloudy
- 10%
- NW 9 mph
- Mon 01
- 72°
- /53°
- Mostly Sunny
- 5%
- ENE 8 mph
- Tue 02
- 76°
- /56°
- Partly Cloudy
- 15%
- S 12 mph
- Wed 03
- 75°
- /50°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 25%
- S 13 mph
- Thu 04
- 67°
- /44°
- AM Showers
- 35%
- NNW 11 mph
- Fri 05
- 64°
- /41°
- Partly Cloudy
- 25%
- NNW 11 mph
- Sat 06
- 65°
- /42°
- Mostly Sunny
- 5%
- N 10 mph
- Sun 07
- 63°
- /43°
- Partly Cloudy
- 10%
- NE 10 mph
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- Current threat: Creepy Joe. 👴🏻
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- Mikevirus
- Virus (Powerword: Michael Daniel Nieves) was part of an extinct species of the genus Homo, possibly a subspecies of Homo sapiens, who started stealing AOL accounts several years after AOL started to become irrelevant. He is closely related to Xbox Live E-thugs, differing in DNA by only 0.3%, just twice the variability across contemporary script kiddies. Remains left by virus include a stack of AOL trial CDs, a few post-it notes covered with Lexis Nexis logins, and a copy of Kevin Mitnick's The Art of Deception, all of which were found in the Staten Island area.
- (( TRUST ME I'M NOT STUPID ))
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- Walter Forward (January 24, 1786 – November 24, 1852) was an American lawyer and politician from Pennsylvania. From 1841 to 1843, he served as Secretary of the Treasury under President John Tyler. After leaving his cabinet post, he resumed the practice of law in Pittsburgh until 1849, when he was appointed chargé d'affaires to Denmark by President Zachary Taylor. Forward Township in Allegheny County, Pennsylvania, is named after him. This line engraving of Forward was produced around 1902 by the Department of the Treasury's Bureau of Engraving and Printing (BEP) as part of a BEP presentation album of the first 42 secretaries of the treasury.
- Engraving credit: Bureau of Engraving and Printing; restored by Andrew Shiva
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go fuck some babies... What? There's worse things than fucking babies... I'm sure there's worse things.
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