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- Morning, fiddlesticks. Time for the news.
- Pence Warns at Georgia Rally: ‘If You Don’t Vote, They Win’
- SAVANNAH, GEORGIA - DECEMBER 04: Vice President Mike Pence (right) lends his support at a rally with Sen. David Perdue (R-GA)on December 04, 2020 in Savannah, Georgia. The Defend the Majority Rally with the senators comes ahead of a crucial runoff election for Perdue and Loeffler on January 5th which …
- SAVANNAH, Georgia — Vice President Mike Pence warned at a rally Friday for Republican Sens. David Perdue and Kelly Loeffler that Georgians who refrain from voting in the upcoming Senate runoff election would be handing a win to Democrats.
- ‘We Cannot Survive, My Staff Cannot Survive’: Emotional Saloon Owner Berates L.A. Mayor Garcetti for Giving Special Treatment to Film Industry
- ‘We Cannot Survive, My Staff Cannot Survive’
- Saloon Owner Berates L.A. Mayor Garcetti for Giving Special Treatment to Film Industry
- Restaurants and Bars Slashed Jobs in November
- Restaurants and Bars Slashed Jobs in November
- JOHN CARNEY
- Joe Biden’s DHS Pick Promises Wage Raises from Amnesty, Migration
- Nolte: Mayor Blames Corona Spike on Everything but the Virus
- Watch: California Celebrity Chef Refuses to Stop Outdoor Dining — ‘I’m Not an Asshole, the Governor Is’
- CA Chef Refuses to Stop Outdoor Dining — ‘I’m Not an Asshole, the Governor Is’
- White House Unclear About Fate of Mike Lee’s Foreign Worker Bill
- White House Unclear About Fate of Mike Lee’s Foreign Worker Bill
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- Mike Pence: ‘Stay in the Fight,’ Reelect David Perdue and Kelly Loeffler
- Mike Pence: ‘Stay in the Fight,’ Reelect David Perdue and Kelly Loeffler
- Biden Will Not Commit to Naming Person of Color as AG, Defense Secretary
- Biden Will Not Commit to Naming Person of Color as AG, Defense Secretary
- Report: Joe Biden Exploring Ways to Tie Climate Change Legislation to Coronavirus Relief
- Biden Exploring Ways to Tie Climate Change Legislation to Coronavirus Relief
- Nolte: Specter of Joe Biden Presidency and Lockdowns Kills Job Market
- Nolte: Specter of Joe Biden Presidency and Lockdowns Kills Job Market
- WaPo: Media Must Shun Republicans Who Don’t Accept Biden as ‘President-Elect’
- WaPo: Media Must Shun Republicans Who Don’t Accept Biden as ‘President-Elect’
- Joe Biden: I Fractured Foot After Showering and Trying to Pull My Dog’s Tail
- Joe Biden: I Fractured Foot After Showering and Trying to Pull My Dog’s Tail
- Pelosi: I Support Biden Plan to Give Trans Students Access to Sports, Bathrooms, Locker Rooms Based on Gender Identity
- …I Support Biden Plan to Give Trans Students Access to Bathrooms, Locker Rooms
- Pelosi: ‘Was Not a Mistake’ to Refuse Smaller COVID Bill, ‘Very Proud of Where We Are’…
- Watch Live: Vice President Mike Pence Rallies in Savannah for Sens. Perdue, Loeffler
- Watch: Pence Rallies in Savannah for Perdue, Loeffler
- Buddy Carter: ‘Future of Our Country Is at Stake’ in Georgia Senate Elections
- FNC’s Ingraham: ‘Channel Your Frustration’ by Ensuring Loeffler and Perdue Win on January 5
- Social Justice Bowl?: Ad Agency Predicts ‘Black Lives Matter’ Theme for Super Bowl LV
- Social Justice Bowl?: Ad Agency Predicts ‘Black Lives Matter’ Theme for Super Bowl LV
- WATCH: WWII Veteran Beats Coronavirus in Time to Celebrate 104th Birthday
- CDC Virus Warning: U.S. Facing ‘Most Difficult’ Months in Nation’s ‘Public Health History’
- Dark Winter: CDC Virus Panic
- U.S. Facing ‘Most Difficult’ Months in Nation’s ‘Public Health History’
- Christmas Lockdowns for USA
- EDWIN MORA
- Pope Francis: 2020 Looked Bad Even Before the Coronavirus Outbreak
- …Pope: 2020 Was Bad Even Without Virus
- Tulsi Praises Supreme Court for Striking Down Coronavirus Restrictions on Religious
- Austin Dem Mayor who Pushed Lockdowns ‘Sorry’ for Mexico Trip
- Mary Trump: ‘It Is Impossible for Donald to Believe that He Lost’
- Politician Named ‘Adolf Hitler’ Wins Election in Namibia
- ‘Adolf Hitler’ Wins Election in Namibia
- China Unfurls Communist Flag on the Moon
- China Plants Communist Flag on Moon
- China Birth Rate Panic: ‘Simply Allowing a Couple to Have a Second Child’ Not Enough
- China Birth Rate Panic
- U.N. Calls on Humanity to End ‘War on Nature,’ Go Carbon-Free
- ISIS Plotting Christmas Attacks in Europe in Revenge for Mohammed Cartoons, Claims Ex-MI6 Spy
- Ex-MI6 Spy: ISIS Plotting Christmas Attacks in Europe in Revenge for Mohammed Cartoons
- VICTORIA FRIEDMAN
- Watch: Biden Jokes About Getting a Disease and Resigning
- …Joe Jokes About Getting Disease, Resigning
- PAM KEY
- Blue State Blues: 9 Things Joe Biden Would Do If He Were Serious About Unity
- Blue State Blues: 9 Things Biden Would Do If He Wanted Unity…
- Kobach: Why We Needed Citizenship Question on Census
- Carney: Retail Jobs Numbers Not As Bad As They Looked
- JOHN CARNEY
- Police: 11-Year-Old California Student Died from Self-Inflicted Gunshot During Zoom Class
- Police: 11yo CA Student Dies from Self-Inflicted Gunshot During Zoom Class
- Senators Probe Exam Monitoring Company That Won’t Give Students Pee Breaks
- Senators Probe Exam Monitoring Company That Won’t Give Students Pee Breaks
- December Brings Rare View of ‘Christmas Star’ — Last Celestial Event in 1226
- December Brings Rare View of ‘Christmas Star’ — First Since 1226
- Joy Reid: ‘I Don’t Know What to Do’ when ‘Even the Good Politicians’ Aren’t Staying Home
- Joy: ‘Even the Good Politicians’ Aren’t Staying Home
- Michigan Teachers Union Blasts ‘Immoral’ Parents for Wanting Schools Open
- Low-Income Student Failure Rates Jump During Pandemic Remote Learning
- Low-Income Student Failure Rates Jump During Pandemic Remote Learning
- DR. SUSAN BERRY
- Facebook Bans ‘Misinformation’ About Coronavirus Vaccine
- Facebook Bans ‘Misinformation’ About Coronavirus Vaccine
- Tucker: Politicians Trying to Cancel Christmas
- Newest ‘Squad’ Member Calls for ‘Dramatic Reduction’ of Police in ‘Poor Communities’
- Newest ‘Squad’ Member Calls for ‘Dramatic Reduction’ of Police in ‘Poor Communities’
- LA Saloon Owner Berates Garcetti for Special Treatment to Hollywood
- LA Saloon Owner Berates Garcetti for Special Treatment to Hollywood
- Joe Biden Seeks to Tie Climate Change Reforms to Coronavirus Relief
- Joe Biden Seeks to Tie Climate Change Reforms to Coronavirus Relief
- Joe Biden: I Fractured My Foot After Trying to Pull My Dog's Tail
- Joe Biden: I Fractured My Foot After Trying to Pull My Dog's Tail
- CDC: U.S. Facing 'Most Difficult' Months in 'Public Health History'
- CDC: U.S. Facing 'Most Difficult' Months in 'Public Health History'
- Fauci on Christmas: 'Don't Travel; Don't Congregate Together'
- Fauci on Christmas: 'Don't Travel; Don't Congregate Together'
- Trump Campaign Claims Video Shows Voting Irregularities, GA Disputes
- Trump Campaign Claims Video Shows Voting Irregularities, GA Disputes
- Conway: 'Looks Like Joe Biden and Kamala Harris Will Prevail’
- Conway: 'Looks Like Joe Biden and Kamala Harris Will Prevail’
- Mike Pence: Stay in the Fight, Reelect David Perdue and Kelly Loeffler
- Mike Pence: Stay in the Fight, Reelect David Perdue and Kelly Loeffler
- Barack Obama: Georgia Will Determine Future of Joe Biden's Presidency
- Barack Obama: Georgia Will Determine Future of Joe Biden's Presidency
- Disaster Jobs Report: U.S. Economy Added Just 245,000 Jobs in November
- Disaster Jobs Report: U.S. Economy Added Just 245,000 Jobs in November
- Spook to Face 20 Years After Pointing Rifle at Cops During Protest in Louisville.
- The cops were blinded by light shining in their eyes... It was from the rifle.
- Bronx: Police Searching for Chimpanzee Who Shot Officer in Hand.
- Sheboon Shively Mayor Arrested After Crashing Her Car into Police While Drunk.
- Police Searching for Waxed Gorilla Who Broke Plexiglass at Laundromat, Injuring Manager and Causing Him to Get Stitches.
- Negro Arrested for Two Attempted Abductions and Attempted Robbery in Lower Merion.
- FBI Joins Manhunt for Jiggabanoid Who Killed His Possible Mudshark Girlfriend and Her Daughter in Chicago.
- ............ Weather.
- Sat 05 | Day
- 56°
- 64%
- N 2 mph
- Rain showers this morning with overcast skies during the afternoon hours. High 56F. Winds light and variable. Chance of rain 60%.
- Humidity
- 61%
- UV Index
- 2 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:11 am
- Sunset
- 5:30 pm
- Sat 05 | Night
- 36°
- 10%
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- Some clouds this evening will give way to mainly clear skies overnight. Low 36F. Winds light and variable.
- Humidity
- 85%
- UV Index
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- Moonrise
- 10:25 pm
- Moonset
- 11:36 am
- Sun 06
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- Mon 14
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- Sat 19
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- Current threat: Old man winter. 💨
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- ShrekChan
- ShrekChan is a "safe-for-work" imageboard for the none other than our friendly neighborhood ogre, Shrek. The exact reason as to why the sudden obsession with Shrek is unknown, however there are theories that virgin neckbeards suddenly realized how much they can relate to the swamp-dweller, a side-effect of autism similar to that which turns some neckbeards into bronies.
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- Martin Van Buren (December 5, 1782 – July 24, 1862) was an American statesman who served as the eighth president of the United States from 1837 to 1841. A founder of the Democratic Party, he won the 1836 presidential election with the endorsement of popular outgoing President Andrew Jackson and the organizational strength of his party. He lost his 1840 reelection bid to the Whig Party nominee William Henry Harrison, thanks in part to the poor economic conditions surrounding the Panic of 1837, a financial crisis that touched off a major depression. This line engraving of Van Buren was produced around 1902 by the Department of the Treasury's Bureau of Engraving and Printing (BEP) as part of a BEP presentation album of the first 26 presidents.
- Engraving credit: Bureau of Engraving and Printing; restored by Andrew Shiva
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go cook pancakes on a Chinaman's face.
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