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- Time for an update on those hairless monkeys.
- Nolte: Ratings Collapse at CNN and MSNBC Is Real and Spectacular
- Ellen DeGeneres Leaves U.S., Flees to England over Trump Election
- CA House Race Remains Close As Dem Candidate Leads By Just Over 300 Votes
- Idaho Teen Supporting Siblings After Mom's Death Gets Secret Santa Surprise
- Convicted Maryland Groomer Teacher Only Serving 1 Year of 30-Year Sentence
- Sen. Steve Daines Mocks Left: 'My Pronouns Are Republican Majority'
- Hurricane Helene Victims Pull Together Christmas Donations for Children
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- House Ethics Panel Does Not Agree to Release Gaetz Report
- Matt Gaetz talks before President-elect Donald Trump speaks during an America First Policy
- The House Ethics Panel has not agreed to release the report on former Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), according to reports.
- Democrat Rep. Jamaal Bowman Demands Black Jedi Lead Character in Next ‘Star Wars’ Movie
- Jamaal Bowman Demands Black Jedi Leader in Next 'Star Wars' Movie
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- Marjorie Taylor Greene Threatens GOP Colleagues over Ethics Reports: ‘Put It All Out There
- MTG on GOP Colleagues Releasing Ethics Reports: 'Put It All Out There'
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- Ukraine Fires British Storm Shadow Long-Range Missiles on Russia for First Time: Report
- Ukraine Fires UK-Made Long-Range Missiles on Russia for First Time
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- House Ethics Panel Does Not Agree to Release Report on Matt Gaetz
- House Ethics Panel Does Not Agree to Release Report on Matt Gaetz
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- U.S. Closes Kyiv Embassy Over ‘Significant Air Attack’ Intelligence
- U.S. Closes Kyiv Embassy Over 'Significant Air Attack' Fear
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- Mike Johnson to Block Transgender Staff from Women’s Bathrooms in Capitol, Backing Nancy Mace
- Johnson to Block Transgender Staff from Women's Bathrooms in Capitol
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- Trump Border Czar Warns Liberal Boston Mayor, Others: ‘It’s a Felony to Harbor Illegal
- Trump Border Czar Warns: 'It's a Felony to Harbor Illegal Aliens'
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- John Fetterman Offers Office Restroom to Trans Rep-Elect Sarah McBride: ‘Welcome to Use’
- Fetterman Offers Office Restroom to Trans Rep-Elect: 'Welcome to Use' It
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- Mike Johnson Will Enforce Transgender Bathroom Ban in Capitol as Nancy Mace Forces the Issue
- Johnson to Enforce Transgender Bathroom Ban in Capitol as Mace Forces Issue
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- Rupert Murdoch’s New York Post Opposes Trump’s Nominations of ‘Chaos Agents’
- Rupert Murdoch's New York Post Opposes Gabbard, Gaetz Nominations
- Trail Begins for Bongo Beater from the Congo Who Raped 93-Year-Old Woman on Dayton Bike Trail.
- Well negroes, back to raping elderly women like you usually do.
- Detroit African Rapes 14-Year-Old on Her Way to School.
- 3 Dead, 3 Injured After Silverback Stabs a Bunch of People inside Newark Home.
- 2nd Subhuman Arrested After Topeka Detective is Shot.
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- Current threat: Turkey fuckers. 🦃
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- Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
- Rather than an actual GTA game, this is just an angst, nigger Tamagotchi. You play as a nigger called CJ who chickens out after one of his brothers got killed, then has his mom killed by a rival gang. Long story short, he eats fried chicken, fucks insane women, eats fried chicken, gets a pink Mohawk, eats fried chicken, blows up police cars with a M4, eat fried chicken, help Eazy E steal boxes from the National Guard and has hot coffee with Samuel Jackson, never actually becomes a rapper (but other people insist he did), and did we mention eat fried chicken (srsly)?
- This game also contains the failed meme known as OG Loc, who is to CJ what Weegee is to Mario. He makes no sense, is kinda disturbing, and nobody cares about him. Copying Weegeee even further, you go-kart race Oriental gentleman Loc and near the end, CJ gets to shoot him, but instead he takes his rhyme book and his record company. Anyway, as the story develops, you go to Las Vegas, shoot some azns, rob a bank with some azns, get rich and beautiful, however your crackhead nigger wants to stay at the hood and C-Jay is forced to go back to his dump and kill Jerkops. The game ends when you CJ finally kills Biggie Smalls and Officer Tenpenny. That didn't solve anything though, because CJ's mom is still dead and everything is still fucked up.
- (( Almost 2 decades later, we got a butchered port of the mobile version called “The Definitive Edition”. ))
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- Machado de Assis (1839–1908) was a Brazilian novelist, poet, playwright and short-story writer, widely regarded as the greatest writer of Brazilian literature. In 1897, he founded and became the first president of the Brazilian Academy of Letters. He was multilingual, having taught himself French, English, German and Greek later in life. Machado's work shaped the realist movement in Brazil and the birth of the Brazilian republic made Machado become more critical and an observer of the Brazilian society of his time. Generally considered to be Machado's greatest works are Dom Casmurro (1899), Memórias Póstumas de Brás Cubas (Posthumous Memoirs of Brás Cubas, also translated as Epitaph of a Small Winner) and Quincas Borba (also known in English as Philosopher or Dog?). In 1893, he published "A Missa do Galo" ("Midnight Mass"), often considered to be the greatest short story in Brazilian literature. This photograph of Machado was taken by the Brazilian photographer Marc Ferrez in 1890.
- Photograph credit: Marc Ferrez; restored by Adam Cuerden
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- Well back to drinking the period blood from a 13 year old girl's pussy.
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