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- Hey, guys. Newscaster Ned here to give you the news.
- Bad Day for Bidens
- House Votes to Formalize Impeachment Inquiry into Joe Biden
- Vote Comes Just Hours after Hunter Refused to Comply with Congressional Subpoena
- President Joe Biden speaks during a news conference after his meeting with China's President President Xi Jinping at the Filoli Estate in Woodside, Calif., Wednesday, Nov, 15, 2023, on the sidelines of the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperative conference. (Doug Mills/The New York Times via AP, Pool)
- The House of Representatives on Wednesday voted to formalize an impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden by a vote of 221 to 212.
- Trump Slams Biden as ‘Low-IQ’ in Iowa, Says Joe ‘Most Corrupt’ President in
- Trump Slams Biden as ‘Low-IQ’ in Iowa, Says Joe ‘Most Corrupt’ President in
- 252
- Tlaib: Biden Can't Bash Me, No One Can Police What I Say 'as a Palestinian'
- Tlaib: Biden Can't Bash Me, No One Can Police What I Say 'as a Palestinian'
- 678
- 70% Disapprove of UK PM Sunak
- 70% Disapprove of UK PM Sunak
- 115
- Hunter Biden Says He Won't Testify Behind Closed Doors
- Hunter Biden Says He Won't Testify Behind Closed Doors
- 5,013
- Boston Mayor Plans 'No Whites' Christmas Party
- Boston Mayor Plans 'No Whites' Christmas Party
- 1,283
- President Joe Biden speaks during a news conference after his meeting with China's President President Xi Jinping at the Filoli Estate in Woodside, Calif., Wednesday, Nov, 15, 2023, on the sidelines of the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperative conference. (Doug Mills/The New York Times via AP, Pool)
- House Votes to Formalize Impeachment Inquiry into Joe Biden
- 7,102
- Federal Judge Pauses Trump January 6 Case Amid Appeal
- 1,002
- Raskin: GOP Impeachment Inquiry into Biden Mocking the Constitution
- Raskin: GOP Impeachment Inquiry into Biden Mocking the Constitution
- 467
- Comer, Jordan Begin Contempt of Congress Proceedings Against Hunter Biden
- Comer, Jordan Begin Contempt of Congress Proceedings Against Hunter Biden
- 4,613
- Report: Harvard President Claudine Gay to Stay; Plagiarism Concerns Linger
- Report: Harvard President Claudine Gay to Stay; Plagiarism Concerns Linger
- Negro Ex-Homecoming King at Woodrow Wilson High Dies from Russian Roulette with Some Fellow Negroes.
- Of all the stupid things negroes do, this is by far one of the stupidest.
- Bodega Store Owner Shoots Monkey Man Dead and Gets no Charges.
- KFC Aficionado Robs Manhattan Jewelry Store.
- Groid Arrested for Shooting in Vineland.
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- Current threat: St. Niggerlas 🎢🏢
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- Palestine
- Palestine (also known as Fuck-You-I-Was-Here-First-Land) is the drama headquarters of the world; no single place in the world has generated this much drama since Nazi Germany. Palestine continually gets pwned by Israel, and Palestinians, due to their racial handicap, are prone to spontaneous detonation, causing much annoyance and lulz. The Palestinians lived in Palestine since the Muslims raped the Byzantines, while the Jews lived there since before lolitas were invented. According to Rachel Corrie, this makes the Palestinians the indigenous, native people of the land. Most recently, Palestinians in Gaza generated enormous drama on the world stage. It has been suggested that Palestinians have just as much of a persecution complex as do Jews
- (( Rockets away~! ))
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- The raspberry is the edible fruit of a multitude of plant species in the genus Rubus of the rose family, most of which are in the subgenus Idaeobatus. The name also applies to the plant itself. Raspberry plants are perennial with woody stems. It is an aggregate fruit, developing from the numerous distinct carpels of a single flower. Originally occurring in East Asia, the raspberry is now cultivated across northern Europe and North America and is eaten in a variety of ways including as a whole fruit and in preserves, cakes, ice cream and liqueurs. Raspberries are a rich source of vitamin C, manganese, and dietary fiber.
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- Well I just finished wrapping Christmas presents. I set up a trap for Dr. Nigger Penis so if he falls down my chimney, he'll get roasted.
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