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- Morning, bongo beaters. Time for the news.
- ‘National Identity Crisis’
- Buttigieg: I Should Have ‘Spoken Sooner About How Strongly I Felt’ About Ohio Disaster
- SALT LAKE CITY, UT - FEBRUARY 17: Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg talks to supporters at a town hall meeting on February 17, 2020 in Salt Lake City, Utah. Buttigieg is making a swing though Utah before it votes on super Tuesday March 3rd. (Photo by George Frey/Getty Images)
- During an interview with CBS News on Tuesday, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg said that he should have “spoken sooner about how strongly” he felt about the East Palestine, Ohio train derailment.
- January 6 Committee Howls as McCarthy Gives Footage to Tucker Carlson
- January 6 Committee Howls as McCarthy Gives Footage to Tucker Carlson
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- National Weather Service Warns of a Major 'Coast to Coast' Storm
- National Weather Service Warns of a Major 'Coast to Coast' Storm
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- Sununu to Trump: Thank You for Your Service But 'We’re Moving On'
- Sununu to Trump: Thank You for Your Service But 'We’re Moving On'
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- Putin Suspends Nuclear Treaty, Calls Ukraine War Existential Threat
- Putin Suspends Nuclear Treaty, Calls Ukraine War Existential Threat
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- GOP Visits Kyiv: ‘Strong, Bipartisan Support’ to Fund Ukraine
- GOP Visits Kyiv: ‘Strong, Bipartisan Support’ to Fund Ukraine
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- Biden Announces More Sanctions on Russia After Putin Suspends
- Biden Announces More Sanctions on Russia After Putin Suspends
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- East Palestine Mayor: Ukraine Trip Shows Biden Doesn't Care about Us
- East Palestine Mayor: Ukraine Trip Shows Biden Doesn't Care about Us
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- New Orleans Mayor Caught Flipping Middle Finger on Mardi Gras
- New Orleans Mayor Caught Flipping Middle Finger on Mardi Gras
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- Factions Block Kristi Noem's Move to Stop China Buying SD Farmland
- Factions Block Kristi Noem's Move to Stop China Buying SD Farmland
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- Alec Baldwin No Longer Faces Potential Five-Year Jail Sentence
- Alec Baldwin No Longer Faces Potential Five-Year Jail Sentence
- Philly Negro Arrested After Beating His Ex-PlayBoy Model Mudshark Girlfriend to Death Because She Didn't Pay for His Cocaine.
- Bitch won't give me mah coke!
- Buffalo Baboon Charged with Rape and Kidnapping.
- Negress Philly Bank Robber (with Blonde Wig) at Large, Considered Armed and Dangerous.
- Negro Subway Humper Strikes Again.
- Queens Paki Let out of Prison After Telling on other Inmates.
- NIGerian Prince Arrested in Manhattan for Scamming.
- Overland Monkforme Arrested After Being Caught Human Trafficking.
- Spic Bitch Punches Man Wearing MAGA Hat at Falmouth Restaurant.
- ................... Weather?
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- Wed 22 | Night
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- Mainly clear. Low 62F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph.
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- Current threat: Chicken thief. 👨🏿🦲🍗
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- Lena Dunham
- Lena Dunham✡ aka Lena Dunhambeast/Lena Dun-goofed is the woman that Rosie O'Donnell once called "The embodiment of the feminist movement". And considering Dunham is a fat, hysterical child molester with a stupid hair color that falsely accuses men of rape, you can say that Rosie was never more right in her life.
- Dunham is a fat, alcoholic, drug addicted, feminazi hack writer and shit comedian that was raised by two radical feminists and groomed by the liberal part of the media from an early age to turn her into "The voice of the new generation", resulting in her growing up to have a nazi-like hatred of republicans and severe body issues that she tries to overcome by constantly showing her pudgy ass and tiny tits to her reluctant audience. After shitting out a failed TV show with abysmal ratings that nobody cared about despite every leftist on TV trying to force people to like it, their dreams of turning her into a media sensation that can indoctrinate young minds into social justice crumbled when she was caught falsely accusing some random republican of rape and wrote in her autobiography about molesting her little sister.
- (( SISTER FIDDLER ))
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- Hair Like Mine is a 2009 photograph by Pete Souza, the chief official White House photographer, showing Jacob Philadelphia, the five-year-old son of a United States National Security Council staff member, touching the head of President Barack Obama in the Oval Office. The moment arose after Philadelphia had asked the president: "I want to know if your hair is like mine." The photograph was called "iconic" by Time, and was later described by First Lady Michelle Obama as symbolizing progress in the African-American struggle for civil rights.
- Photograph credit: Pete Souza
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- K back to jerking off to videos of animals taking a shit.
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