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--https://github.com/Mokiros/roblox-FE-compatibility
if game:GetService("RunService"):IsClient() then error("Script must be server-side in order to work; use h/ and not hl/") end
local Player,game,owner = owner,game
local RealPlayer = Player
do
	print("FE Compatibility code V2 by Mokiros")
	local RealPlayer = RealPlayer
	script.Parent = RealPlayer.Character

	--Fake event to make stuff like Mouse.KeyDown work
	local Disconnect_Function = function(this)
		this[1].Functions[this[2]] = nil
	end
	local Disconnect_Metatable = {__index={disconnect=Disconnect_Function,Disconnect=Disconnect_Function}}
	local FakeEvent_Metatable = {__index={
		Connect = function(this,f)
			local i = tostring(math.random(0,10000))
			while this.Functions[i] do
				i = tostring(math.random(0,10000))
			end
			this.Functions[i] = f
			return setmetatable({this,i},Disconnect_Metatable)
		end
	}}
	FakeEvent_Metatable.__index.connect = FakeEvent_Metatable.__index.Connect
	local function fakeEvent()
		return setmetatable({Functions={}},FakeEvent_Metatable)
	end

	--Creating fake input objects with fake variables
    local FakeMouse = {Hit=CFrame.new(),KeyUp=fakeEvent(),KeyDown=fakeEvent(),Button1Up=fakeEvent(),Button1Down=fakeEvent(),Button2Up=fakeEvent(),Button2Down=fakeEvent()}
    FakeMouse.keyUp = FakeMouse.KeyUp
    FakeMouse.keyDown = FakeMouse.KeyDown
	local UIS = {InputBegan=fakeEvent(),InputEnded=fakeEvent()}
	local CAS = {Actions={},BindAction=function(self,name,fun,touch,...)
		CAS.Actions[name] = fun and {Name=name,Function=fun,Keys={...}} or nil
	end}
	--Merged 2 functions into one by checking amount of arguments
	CAS.UnbindAction = CAS.BindAction

	--This function will trigger the events that have been :Connect()'ed
	local function TriggerEvent(self,ev,...)
		for _,f in pairs(self[ev].Functions) do
			f(...)
		end
	end
	FakeMouse.TriggerEvent = TriggerEvent
	UIS.TriggerEvent = TriggerEvent

	--Client communication
	local Event = Instance.new("RemoteEvent")
	Event.Name = "UserInput_Event"
	Event.OnServerEvent:Connect(function(plr,io)
	    if plr~=RealPlayer then return end
		FakeMouse.Target = io.Target
		FakeMouse.Hit = io.Hit
		if not io.isMouse then
			local b = io.UserInputState == Enum.UserInputState.Begin
			if io.UserInputType == Enum.UserInputType.MouseButton1 then
				return FakeMouse:TriggerEvent(b and "Button1Down" or "Button1Up")
			end
			if io.UserInputType == Enum.UserInputType.MouseButton2 then
				return FakeMouse:TriggerEvent(b and "Button2Down" or "Button2Up")
			end
			for _,t in pairs(CAS.Actions) do
				for _,k in pairs(t.Keys) do
					if k==io.KeyCode then
						t.Function(t.Name,io.UserInputState,io)
					end
				end
			end
			FakeMouse:TriggerEvent(b and "KeyDown" or "KeyUp",io.KeyCode.Name:lower())
			UIS:TriggerEvent(b and "InputBegan" or "InputEnded",io,false)
	    end
	end)
	Event.Parent = NLS([==[local Event = script:WaitForChild("UserInput_Event")
	local Mouse = owner:GetMouse()
	local UIS = game:GetService("UserInputService")
	local input = function(io,RobloxHandled)
		if RobloxHandled then return end
		--Since InputObject is a client-side instance, we create and pass table instead
		Event:FireServer({KeyCode=io.KeyCode,UserInputType=io.UserInputType,UserInputState=io.UserInputState,Hit=Mouse.Hit,Target=Mouse.Target})
	end
	UIS.InputBegan:Connect(input)
	UIS.InputEnded:Connect(input)

	local h,t
	--Give the server mouse data every second frame, but only if the values changed
	--If player is not moving their mouse, client won't fire events
	local HB = game:GetService("RunService").Heartbeat
	while true do
		if h~=Mouse.Hit or t~=Mouse.Target then
			h,t=Mouse.Hit,Mouse.Target
			Event:FireServer({isMouse=true,Target=t,Hit=h})
		end
		--Wait 2 frames
		for i=1,2 do
			HB:Wait()
		end
	end]==],script)

	----Sandboxed game object that allows the usage of client-side methods and services
	--Real game object
	local RealGame = game

	--Metatable for fake service
	local FakeService_Metatable = {
		__index = function(self,k)
			local s = rawget(self,"_RealService")
			if s then
				return typeof(s[k])=="function"
				and function(_,...)return s[k](s,...)end or s[k]
			end
		end,
		__newindex = function(self,k,v)
			local s = rawget(self,"_RealService")
			if s then s[k]=v end
		end
	}
	local function FakeService(t,RealService)
		t._RealService = typeof(RealService)=="string" and RealGame:GetService(RealService) or RealService
		return setmetatable(t,FakeService_Metatable)
	end

	--Fake game object
	local FakeGame = {
		GetService = function(self,s)
			return rawget(self,s) or RealGame:GetService(s)
		end,
		Players = FakeService({
			LocalPlayer = FakeService({GetMouse=function(self)return FakeMouse end},Player)
		},"Players"),
		UserInputService = FakeService(UIS,"UserInputService"),
		ContextActionService = FakeService(CAS,"ContextActionService"),
		RunService = FakeService({
			_btrs = {},
			RenderStepped = RealGame:GetService("RunService").Heartbeat,
			BindToRenderStep = function(self,name,_,fun)
				self._btrs[name] = self.Heartbeat:Connect(fun)
			end,
			UnbindFromRenderStep = function(self,name)
				self._btrs[name]:Disconnect()
			end,
		},"RunService")
	}
	rawset(FakeGame.Players,"localPlayer",FakeGame.Players.LocalPlayer)
	FakeGame.service = FakeGame.GetService
	FakeService(FakeGame,game)
	--Changing owner to fake player object to support owner:GetMouse()
	game,owner = FakeGame,FakeGame.Players.LocalPlayer
end
--//      CREATED BY 1x1x1x1IAMbck     \\--
--\\  THX TO GOODGUYAIDEN FOR HELPING  //--

--// Main

player = game:GetService("Players").LocalPlayer
chara = player.Character
chara.Humanoid.MaxHealth = 1
chara.Humanoid.Health = 1
debby = game.Debris
wait(1)
plr = game.Players.LocalPlayer
char = plr.Character
mouse = plr:GetMouse()
whitecolor = Color3.new(1,1,1)
epicmode = false
normal = true
local ColorArray = {ColorSequenceKeypoint.new(0, Color3.new(0/0,0/255,0/255)),ColorSequenceKeypoint.new(1, Color3.new(0/0,0/0,0/0))}
local Player = game.Players.LocalPlayer
local Character = Player.Character
local torso = Character.Torso
local hed = Character.Head
local p = game.Players.LocalPlayer
local char = p.Character

--// Short keys

RArm = Character["Right Arm"]
LArm = Character["Left Arm"]
RLeg = Character["Right Leg"]
LLeg = Character["Left Leg"]

--// Sounds

local trumpet = Instance.new("Sound",char.Torso)
trumpet.SoundId = "rbxassetid://885599310"
trumpet.Volume = 4
trumpet.Looped = false

--// Controls

--// Controls \\--

if 1 then
    local MovesGui=Instance.new("ScreenGui",p:FindFirstChildOfClass("PlayerGui"))
    local Frm=Instance.new("Frame",MovesGui)Frm.BackgroundColor3=Color3.new()Frm.BorderSizePixel=0
    Frm.BackgroundTransparency=.5 Frm.Size=UDim2.new(.3,0,.5,0)local Show=true Frm.Position=UDim2.new(.7,0,.5,0)
    local idk=Instance.new("TextButton",Frm)idk.Size=UDim2.new(.5,0,.1,0)idk.Position=UDim2.new(-.5,0,.8,0)
    idk.Text="Hide"idk.TextStrokeTransparency=0 idk.BackgroundTransparency=.5 idk.BackgroundColor3=Color3.new()
    idk.BorderSizePixel=0 idk.TextColor3=Color3.new(1,1,1)
    idk.MouseButton1Click:connect(function()Show=not Show idk.Text=Show and "Hide"or"Show"end)
    local normal=Instance.new("TextLabel",Frm)normal.Size=UDim2.new(1,0,1,0)normal.TextStrokeTransparency=0
    normal.BackgroundTransparency=1 normal.TextColor3=Color3.new(1,1,1)
    normal.TextXAlignment="Left"normal.TextYAlignment="Top"
    normal.Text=[[Hey kiddo... Wanna hear some jokes?
----------------------------------
*Q    : Puns
*E    : Puns
*R    : Puns
*F    : Teleport


Created By 1x1x1x1IAMbck
Help by GoodGuyAiden
]]
    spawn(function()
    while game:service'RunService'.RenderStepped:wait()do
        Frm.Position=Frm.Position:lerp(UDim2.new(not Show and 1 or .7,0,.5,0),.1)
    end end)
end
--------------------------------------------------------


--// Destroy and Grab Clothes

for i,v in pairs(char:GetChildren()) do
   if v.ClassName == "Shirt" or v.ClassName == "Pants" or v.ClassName == "ShirtGraphic" then
      v:Destroy()
     end
end
local shirt = Instance.new("Shirt",char)
shirt.ShirtTemplate = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=302011210"
local pants = Instance.new("Pants",char)
pants.PantsTemplate = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=305718140"
local bdycolors = char["Body Colors"]
bdycolors.HeadColor3 = whitecolor
bdycolors.LeftArmColor3 = whitecolor
bdycolors.LeftLegColor3 = whitecolor
bdycolors.RightArmColor3 = whitecolor
bdycolors.RightLegColor3 = whitecolor
bdycolors.TorsoColor3 = whitecolor
for i,v in pairs(char:GetChildren()) do
    if v.ClassName == "Hat" or v.ClassName == "Accessory" then
        v:Destroy()
    end
end

--// Face
char.Head.face.Texture = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=1099475357"


--// Clothes creation

local Hair = char:FindFirstChild("Hair_F") or Instance.new("Hat")
Hair.AttachmentPos = Vector3.new(0, 0.33, 0)
Hair.Name = "Hair_F"
local HairHandle = Hair:FindFirstChild("Handle") or Instance.new("Part", Hair)
if HairHandle.Name ~= "Handle" then
  HairHandle.Size = Vector3.new(1,1,1)
end
HairHandle.BottomSurface = 0
HairHandle.Name = "Handle"
HairHandle.TopSurface = 0
HairHandle.Locked = 1
local Mesh = Hair:FindFirstChild("Mesh") or Instance.new("SpecialMesh", HairHandle)
Mesh.TextureId = ""
Mesh.MeshId = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=430073345"
Mesh.TextureId = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=430073362"
Mesh.Scale = Vector3.new(1.1,1.1,1.1)
Mesh.Offset = Vector3.new(0,0,0)
Hair.Parent = Character
HairHandle.BrickColor = BrickColor.new("Really black")
HairHandle.Material = Enum.Material.Granite

local tor = Instance.new("CharacterMesh")
tor.Parent = Character
tor.Name = "Bones"
tor.BodyPart = "Torso"
tor.MeshId = "430072717"
tor.OverlayTextureId = "430072723"

local tor = Instance.new("CharacterMesh")
tor.Parent = Character
tor.Name = "Bones"
tor.BodyPart = "LeftLeg"
tor.MeshId = "430069778"
tor.OverlayTextureId = "430069795"

local tor = Instance.new("CharacterMesh")
tor.Parent = Character
tor.Name = "Bones"
tor.BodyPart = "RightLeg"
tor.MeshId = "430070587"
tor.OverlayTextureId = "430070605"

LArm.Transparency = 1
RArm.Transparency = 1
hed.Transparency = 1



New = function(Object, Parent, Name, Data)
    local Object = Instance.new(Object)
    for Index, Value in pairs(Data or {}) do
        Object[Index] = Value
    end
    Object.Parent = Parent
    Object.Name = Name
    return Object
end

FakeHead = New("Model",chara,"FakeHead",{})
MainPart = New("Part",FakeHead,"MainPart",{BrickColor = BrickColor.new("Institutional white"),Transparency = 1,Size = Vector3.new(2, 1, 1),CFrame = CFrame.new(18, 4.50000381, -6.5, -1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, -1),CanCollide = false,Color = Color3.new(0.972549, 0.972549, 0.972549),})
Mesh = New("SpecialMesh",MainPart,"Mesh",{Scale = Vector3.new(1.25, 1.25, 1.25),})
Weld = New("ManualWeld",MainPart,"Weld",{Part0 = MainPart,Part1 = chara.Head,C0 = CFrame.new(0, 0, 0, -1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, -1),C1 = CFrame.new(0, 3.81469727e-006, 0, -1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, -1),})

--// Chat \\--

local talksound = Instance.new("Sound",char.Torso)
talksound.SoundId = "rbxassetid://928210219"
talksound.Volume = 4
function swait(num)
if num==0 or num==nil then
game:service'RunService'.Stepped:wait(0)
else
for i=0,num do
game:service'RunService'.Stepped:wait(0)
end
end
end


function chatfunc(text)
local chat = coroutine.wrap(function()
if char:FindFirstChild("TalkingBillBoard") ~= nil then
char:FindFirstChild("TalkingBillBoard"):Destroy()
end
local naeeym2 = Instance.new("BillboardGui",char)
naeeym2.Size = UDim2.new(0,100,0,40)
naeeym2.StudsOffset = Vector3.new(0,3,0)
naeeym2.Adornee = char.Head
naeeym2.Name = "TalkingBillBoard"
local tecks2 = Instance.new("TextLabel",naeeym2)
tecks2.BackgroundTransparency = 1
tecks2.BorderSizePixel = 0
tecks2.Text = ""
tecks2.Font = "Fantasy"
tecks2.TextSize = 30
tecks2.TextStrokeTransparency = 0
tecks2.TextColor3 = Color3.new(.6,0,0)
tecks2.TextStrokeColor3 = Color3.new(0,0,0)
tecks2.Size = UDim2.new(1,0,0.5,0)
local tecks3 = Instance.new("TextLabel",naeeym2)
tecks3.BackgroundTransparency = 1
tecks3.BorderSizePixel = 0
tecks3.Text = ""
tecks3.Font = "Fantasy"
tecks3.TextSize = 30
tecks3.TextStrokeTransparency = 0
tecks3.TextColor3 = Color3.new(0,0,0)
tecks3.TextStrokeColor3 = Color3.new(1,1,1)
tecks3.Size = UDim2.new(1,0,0.5,0)
for i = 1,string.len(text),1 do
tecks2.Text = string.sub(text,1,i)
tecks3.Text = string.sub(text,1,i)
talksound:Play()
wait(0.01)
end
wait(2)
for i = 1, 50 do
swait()
tecks2.Position = tecks2.Position - UDim2.new(math.random(-.4,.4),math.random(-5,5),.05,math.random(-5,5))
tecks2.Rotation = tecks2.Rotation - .8
tecks2.TextStrokeTransparency = tecks2.TextStrokeTransparency +.04
tecks2.TextTransparency = tecks2.TextTransparency + .04
tecks3.Position = tecks2.Position - UDim2.new(math.random(-.4,.4),math.random(-5,5),.05,math.random(-5,5))
tecks3.Rotation = tecks2.Rotation + .8
tecks3.TextStrokeTransparency = tecks2.TextStrokeTransparency +.04
tecks3.TextTransparency = tecks2.TextTransparency + .04
end
naeeym2:Destroy()
end)
chat()
end
function onChatted(msg)
chatfunc(msg)
end
wait(0.5)
chatfunc("Hey kiddo...")
wait(1)
chatfunc("Wanna hear a joke?")
plr.Chatted:connect(onChatted)


--// Functions

local root = char.HumanoidRootPart
function teleport(key)
    key = key:lower()
    if key == "f" and not teleportlimit then
        root.CFrame = CFrame.new(CFrame.new(mouse.Hit.p)*CFrame.new(0,2.8,0).p,root.Position)
    wait(0)
    end
end
mouse.KeyDown:connect(teleport)

function pun1(A)
	if A == "q" then
		local chatmath = math.random(1,3)
		if chatmath == 1 then
			chatfunc("Why can't skeletons play church music?")
			wait(5)
			chatfunc("Because they have no organs.")
		end
		if chatmath == 2 then
			chatfunc("Why are skeletons so calm?")
			wait(5)
			chatfunc("Because nothing gets under their skin!")
		end
		if chatmath == 3 then
			chatfunc("What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?")
			wait(5)
			chatfunc("SPARERIBS")
		end
	end
end
mouse.KeyDown:connect(pun1)

function pun2(AA)
	if AA == "e" then
		local chatmath = math.random(1,3)
		if chatmath == 1 then
			chatfunc("My favorite instrument?")
			wait(5)
			chatfunc("the TromBONE, of course.")
			wait(0.5)
			trumpet:Play()
		end
		if chatmath == 2 then
			chatfunc("What do skeletons hate the most about wind?")
			wait(5)
			chatfunc("Nothing, it goes right through them.")
		end
		if chatmath == 3 then
			chatfunc("Why don't skeletons fight each other?")
			wait(5)
			chatfunc("They don't have the guts.")
		end
	end
end
mouse.KeyDown:connect(pun2)

function pun3(AAAA)
	if AAAA == "r" then
		local chatmath = math.random(1,3)
		if chatmath == 1 then
			chatfunc("I'm so lazy,")
			wait(5)
			chatfunc("I'm bone idle!")
		end
		if chatmath == 2 then
			chatfunc("Why did the skeleton want a friend?")
			wait(5)
			chatfunc("Because she was feeling bonely.")
		end
		if chatmath == 3 then
			chatfunc("What does a skeleton tile his roof with?")
			wait(5)
			chatfunc("Shin-gles!")
		end
	end
end
mouse.KeyDown:connect(pun3)

--// END? \\--