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Oops, the Mystery Shack is currently experiencing some delays dude! Please bare with us as we figure out which wire goes where!
Lets see... the blue wire is connected to the....hip bone....
So what I wanna know is, why are cryptic riddles always written down on tattered yellowed parchment. Get some normal paper dude!
Still comin, dudes! In the meantime, please enjoy this fine literature while you wait. People are saying its the book of the summer!
In the meantime, experience some soothing tunes while you wait. They drown out the rage, dude!
I tried to explain to Mr Pines how to open a PDF one time. He got so angry and confused that he punched through my Funko shelf! Many brave Funkos were lost that day...
My favorite Otter Pop is Sir Isaac Lime. But Louie Bloo is pretty cool too. Which is your favorite Otter Pop? Sound off in chat!
If the ICEE bear was real, I wonder if he would be my friend...
Hopefully nobody was expecting anything too crazy , heh heh!
Hey dude, did you know that computers are filled with ghouls? That’s a fact.
I’M gonna watch YOU. You’re the website now, dude!
To quote a great man, “everythings gonna be alright...rockabye”
I wonder if its possible to taste your own tongue. Im gonna get to the bottom of this,dude!
Boy that counter is MESSED UP. I guess we’ll be ready when it finally reaches the bottom of....math?
Man, I tried to look at that Bill Book and it was just a bunch of static and the words “HE’S UNCORRUPTABLE.” Whats that mean? Beats me, dawg!
Are you Blanchin? Girl we blanchin! I live up in a- dang, still in my head!
If I can’t get this fixed, this WILL be the Final Countdown, dudes!
Ugh man did you see the new Swordbirth: Rise of the Swordians: Age of Swords DLC just got delayed AGAIN? Don’t they understand, as a consumer, my time is valuable!? I wonder if I could make a hat small enough to fit on a bird.