Guards Guards - Everyone

“That was really strange, ” said Mooty.

EXTREMELY UNUSUAL, CERTAINLY

“Did you see that? What was it?” Mooty looked up at the dark figure emerging from the shadows. “Who're you, anyway?” he added suspiciously.

GUESS, said the voice.

Mooty peered at the hooded figure.

“Cor!” he said. “I thought you dint turn up for the likes o'me. ”

I TURN UP FOR EVERYONE.

“I mean in... person, sort of thing. ”

SOMETIMES. ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS

“Yeah, well, ” said Mooty, “this is one of them, all right! I mean, it looked like a bloody dragon! What's a man to do? You don't expect to find a dragon around the corner!”

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Guards Guards p46-47