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- Morning, guys. Time for the news again.
- Military Archbishop Supports Religious Exemptions from Vax Mandates
- Violating Soldiers’ Consciences ’Contrary to Federal Law and Morally Reprehensible’
- FORT KNOX, KY - SEPTEMBER 09: Preventative Medicine Services NCOIC Sergeant First Class Demetrius Roberson administers a COVID-19 vaccine to a soldier on September 9, 2021 in Fort Knox, Kentucky. The Pentagon, with the support of military leaders and U.S. President Joe Biden, mandated COVID-19 vaccination for all military service …
- The Catholic archbishop of the U.S. military said this week that Catholic military personnel could refuse the mandated coronavirus vaccine on religious grounds.
- Joe Biden Blames Private Companies for Port Delays
- The Buck Stops Here?!?
- Biden Blames Private Companies for Port Delays, Supply Chain Chaos
- 2,345
- Ann Coulter: Kill Back Better
- Coulter: Kill Back Better
- Not a Chicago Story… Democrat Party Story
- 280
- Carville: Biden, Dems Using ‘Idiotic Strategy’
- 588
- Trump: ‘Republicans Will Not Be Voting’ in Future Elections Unless 2020 Fraud Resolved
- Trump Threat: Solve 2020 Election Fraud or Republican Voters Boycott 2022, 2024 Elections
- PAUL BOIS
- 2,720
- Charles Hurt: Sorry Republican Swamp Creatures, the Trump Train Rolls On
- Hurt: Sorry Republican Swamp Creatures, the Trump Train Rolls On
- 257
- Coachella Drops Vaccine Requirement, Will Allow Negative COVID Test
- DAVID NG
- 55
- Actor Daniel Craig Says He Prefers Going to Gay Bars to Avoid ‘Aggressive D**k Swinging’
- 546
- Nolte: Woke Bond Director Fukunaga Accused of Firing Actress Who Refused to Strip Naked
- Nolte: Woke Bond Director Fukunaga Accused of Firing Actress Who Refused to Strip Naked
- 460
- Exclusive — Amanda Milius: Hollywood Turned James Bond into a ‘Simp’ Because He Was ‘White-Cis,’ ‘Too Masculine’
- Exclusive — Amanda Milius: Hollywood Turned James Bond into a ‘Simp’ Because He Was ‘White-Cis,’ ‘Too Masculine’
- 533
- White House ‘Cannot Guarantee’ Christmas Packages Will Arrive on Time
- Another Biden Boner
- Ships Wait… And Wait… And Wait…
- White House ‘Cannot Guarantee’ Christmas Packages Will Arrive on Time
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- 2,139
- Exclusive: Former Director of National Intelligence John Ratcliffe Predicts China Will Take Advantage of ‘Softer’ Biden White House
- Exclusive: DNI Ratcliffe Grave Warning on China as Biden Goes Soft
- 162
- Bidenflation Shock: Kids Shoe Prices Up 11.9%
- 203
- Build Back Pricier: Business Inflation Expectations Stuck at Record High
- Build Back Pricier: Business Inflation Expectations Stuck at Record High
- 126
- Psaki: Biden’s Court-packing Commission to Release Draft Report Thursday
- Biden’s Court-packing Commission to Release Draft Report Thursday
- 190
- Jayapal: ‘Not True’ to Say Democrats in Disarray, ‘Terrible Disagreement’
- 168
- Gov. Phil Murphy, NJ Education Officials Busted Maskless at ‘Equality Ball’ While Students Remain Masked
- Gov. Murphy, NJ Education Officials Busted Maskless at ‘Equality Ball’
- 195
- Two Americas: Poll Shows 44% of Voters Support FBI Targeting Anti-CRT Parents, 47% Oppose
- Shock Poll: 44% *Support* FBI Targeting Anti-CRT Parents
- 1,345
- Exclusive: Former DNI John Ratcliffe Pleased CIA Following His Lead on China Threat
- Exclusive — Former DNI Ratcliffe Vindicated on China: ‘Better Late than Never’…
- …Critics Accused of Downplaying Russia for Politics — Now Biden’s CIA Creates CCP Unit
- KRISTINA WONG
- 156
- Yellen: No Need to Replace IMF Director over China Data-Rigging Scandal
- 31
- China’s Xi Jinping Cracks Down on Banks to Purge Capitalist Influence
- Xi Cracks Down on Banks to Purge Capitalist Influence
- 32
- Olympics VP Gives China Free Pass: No Human Rights Challenge
- 132
- Blackmail? Taliban Warn EU, U.S. of Migrant Wave If Sanctions Continue
- Blackmail: Taliban Threaten Migrant Wave If Sanctions Continue
- 138
- Jim Jordan: Fauci, Democrats ‘on the Same Page’ on Not Wanting to Find Out COVID Origins
- Jim Jordan: Fauci, Democrats ‘on the Same Page’ on Not Wanting to Find Out COVID Origins
- 401
- Cops Who Pepper Sprayed Elderly Anti-Lockdown Protester in Face as She Lay on Ground Investigated
- Cops Investigated for Pepper Spraying Lockdown Protester
- 135
- U.S. to Open Land Borders in November: Fully Vaccinated Travelers Need Only Apply
- U.S. to Reopen Crossings to Mexico, Canada — for Vaxxed Only!
- 234
- Rolling Stones Cancel Themselves: Won’t Play ‘Brown Sugar’ over Slavery Lyrics Criticism
- Rolling Stones Cancel Themselves: Won’t Play ‘Brown Sugar’ over Slavery Lyrics Criticism
- 595
- Dean Cain: Superman Coming Out as Bisexual ‘Isn’t Brave’ … ‘Brave Would Be Having Him Fighting for the Rights of Gay People in Iran’
- Dean Cain: Superman Coming Out as Bisexual ‘Isn’t Brave’
- 869
- Demi Lovato Says ‘Alien’ Is ‘Derogatory,’ Offensive to Extraterrestrials: Use ‘ETs’ Instead
- Demi Lovato Says ‘Alien’ Is ‘Derogatory,’ Use ‘ETs’ Instead
- 2,567
- Yellen: IRS Plan to Monitor $600+ Bank Transactions 'Absolutely Not' S
- Yellen: IRS Plan to Monitor $600+ Bank Transactions 'Absolutely Not' S
- 8,549
- White House 'Cannot Guarantee' Christmas Packages Will Arrive on Time
- White House 'Cannot Guarantee' Christmas Packages Will Arrive on Time
- 2,139
- Kamala Harris Used Child Actors For Cringe NASA Space Video
- Kamala Harris Used Child Actors For Cringe NASA Space Video
- 5,490
- NRCC Shatters Fundraising Record, Over $105 Million Through September
- NRCC Shatters Fundraising Record, Over $105 Million Through September
- 75
- Trump: GOP Will Stay Home Unless 2020 Fraud Resolve
- Trump: GOP Will Stay Home Unless 2020 Fraud Resolve
- 2,720
- Kamala Harris Laments America's 'Shameful Past'
- Kamala Harris Laments America's 'Shameful Past'
- 4,718
- Bidenflation: Prices Soar for Meats, Baby Food, Peanut Butter, Eggs
- Bidenflation: Prices Soar for Meats, Baby Food, Peanut Butter, Eggs
- 14,197
- Judge Blocks United Airlines From Imposing Employee Vaccine Mandate
- Judge Blocks United Airlines From Imposing Employee Vaccine Mandate
- 4,472
- Schiff: 'History Will Rebuke' Trump and Everyone Who Stood with Him
- Schiff: 'History Will Rebuke' Trump and Everyone Who Stood with Him
- 1,828
- Katie Couric Admits She Edited RBG's Knock Against Anthem Kneelers
- Katie Couric Admits She Edited RBG's Knock Against Anthem Kneelers
- Negress Arrested After Pushing White Teacher out of Her Wheelchair and Hitting Her Over TikTok Challenge.
- Let's hope they ship her back to Africa.
- Nogger Gets 47 Months After Robbing Bank in 2020.
- Police Searching for Negro Who Shot at a Bunch of Stores on Broadway Avenue, Causing Property Damage.
- Police Searching for Negro Who Refused to Re-Register as Sex Offender in Virginia.
- Negroid Shoots into Occupied Car and Injures Man During Road Rage Incident in Chesterfield.
- Nugger on The Loose After Committing Homicide in Richmond.
- ............. Weather.
- Flash Flood Warning
- Action Recommended
- Avoid the subject event as per the instructions
- Issued By
- Austin/San Antonio - TX, US, National Weather Service
- Description
- The National Weather Service in Austin/San Antonio has extended the
- Flash Flood Warning for... Western Caldwell County in south central Texas... Southeastern Comal County in south central Texas... Central Guadalupe County in south central Texas... Southeastern Hays County in south central Texas...
- Until 1045 AM CDT.
- At 814 AM CDT, Gauge reports indicated thunderstorms produced heavy rain in the area. Between 3 and 7 inches of rain have fallen. Flash flooding is already occurring.
- HAZARD...Flash flooding caused by thunderstorms.
- SOURCE...Gauges reported.
- IMPACT...Flash flooding of small creeks and streams, urban areas, highways, streets and underpasses as well as other poor drainage and low-lying areas.
- Some locations that will experience flash flooding include... New Braunfels, San Marcos, Schertz, Kyle, Seguin, Cibolo, Buda, Lockhart, Selma, Canyon Lake, Bulverde, Garden Ridge, McQueeney, Martindale, Marion, Uhland, Mustang Ridge, Kingsbury, Santa Clara and Niederwald.
- PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...
- Turn around, don't drown when encountering flooded roads. Most flood deaths occur in vehicles.
- Be aware of your surroundings and do not drive on flooded roads.
- Please report observed flooding to local emergency services or law enforcement and request they pass this information to the National Weather Service when you can do so safely.
- FLASH FLOOD...GAUGE INDICATED
- Thu 14 | Day
- 86°
- 20%
- SSW 6 mph
- Cloudy skies early, followed by partial clearing. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 86F. Winds SSW at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 83%
- UV Index
- 7 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:31 am
- Sunset
- 7:00 pm
- Thu 14 | Night
- 72°
- 24%
- S 5 mph
- Partly cloudy. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. Low 72F. Winds light and variable.
- Humidity
- 97%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 3:59 pm
- Waxing Gibbous
- Moonset
- 1:36 am
- Fri 15
- 85°
- /53°
- Mostly Sunny
- 24%
- WNW 17 mph
- Sat 16
- 72°
- /47°
- Partly Cloudy
- 1%
- NNE 14 mph
- Sun 17
- 72°
- /45°
- Partly Cloudy
- 2%
- NE 5 mph
- Mon 18
- 77°
- /54°
- Mostly Sunny
- 4%
- SE 7 mph
- Tue 19
- 83°
- /60°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 8%
- SE 9 mph
- Wed 20
- 83°
- /61°
- Partly Cloudy
- 23%
- NE 7 mph
- Thu 21
- 80°
- /58°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- NNE 8 mph
- Fri 22
- 78°
- /57°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- N 8 mph
- Sat 23
- 80°
- /56°
- Sunny
- 5%
- NNE 8 mph
- Sun 24
- 78°
- /59°
- Mostly Sunny
- 15%
- SSE 9 mph
- Mon 25
- 81°
- /63°
- AM Showers
- 30%
- SSE 9 mph
- Tue 26
- 82°
- /63°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- SSE 10 mph
- Wed 27
- 80°
- /59°
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 34%
- S 9 mph
- Thu 28
- 81°
- /62°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- S 9 mph
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- Current threat: Kristallvaxxed. 💉 ✡︎
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- Joe Crusher Pickles
- Joe Crusher Pickles (better known as letmerok) is a special kind of retard and closeted ponylover. He's an autistic 22 year old weeaboo, a babyfur who's obsessed with seeing characters from Jewelpet in diapers, and a hentai fanatic who tries desperately to garner respect from internet trolls by stalking cartoon critics. Unfortunately, whatever valuable potential he had was thrown right out the window, thanks to his ever-growing obsession with a sperg nobody cares about.
- (( PORTRAIT OF A HOMO BRONYFAG ))
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- Ferdinand VII of Spain (14 October 1784 – 29 September 1833) was the King of Spain during the early- to mid-19th century. He reigned over the Spanish Kingdom in 1808 and again from 1813 until his death in 1833. This oil on canvas portrait of the monarch in his robes of state was painted by Francisco Goya in 1815, and is in the collection of the Museo del Prado.
- Painting credit: Francisco Goya
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go steal some Cortisone from the CVS Pharmacy.
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